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    • Elephantastic riddles
    • What weighs 5000 pounds and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant. What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new...
    • scubadude 07/08/2011
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    • Small thing.
    • An elephant turns to a naked man and says "Hey buddy, How do you breath with that little thing?"
    • tatasonfire 05/15/2011
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    • uncle jack
    • if your uncle jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant??
    • kevinmc8 01/04/2011
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    • Why gay men are thinner
    • A study was done on gay men and it turns out that they are thinner because they go in gyms more often than straight men. They not only go into...
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    • The talking dog
    • A guy sees an ad in the paper for a talking dog, and it only costs 10 bucks. So he answers the ad and goes to the seller's house. The owner of...
    • guitarlover 05/21/2010
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    • Elephant
    • An Irishman went to London for a visit to the zoo. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at...
    • rockzilla411 06/19/2009
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    • Elephant
    • What is the red stuff between elephants' toes? Slow pygmies.
    • roryorgan 06/12/2009
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    • Do elephants fly
    • Private: Staff Officer, do elephants fly? Staff Officer: Ofcorse not, who the hell told you that Private: The general Staff Officer: Oh.......
    • SimpleJack 05/24/2009
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    • Jungle chain
    • What's white and can't climb a tree? a fridge What's white and black and can't climb a tree? a fridge wearing a tuxedo How do you fit a...
    • lostecho1595 05/17/2009
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    • Elephant Muscles
    • Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I'm having trouble getting my penis erect. Can you help me?" After a complete examination the...
    • RobFergy87 04/15/2009
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    • animal humor
    • An elephant asked a camel, "Why are your boobs on your back?" The camel said, "Ain't that some shit coming from a fucker with a...
    • e_rica 01/27/2009
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    • Animal football
    • During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals. The big animals were crushing small...
    • imdave77 01/26/2009
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    • An Elephant Story
    • In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.On a hike through the bush, he came across a young...
    • magickid 12/24/2008
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    • Ackward circus visit
    • A Mother and Father take their young son to the circus. When the elephants appear, the son is intrigued by them, and he turns to his mother and...
    • guinness13494 12/21/2008
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    • DUCK FUCK
    • Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
    • man1of1steel 12/08/2008
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    • Barnum Bailey
    • Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad...
    • ColdCarbon1 12/04/2008
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    • Crossbreeding
    • What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.
    • Falthor 11/07/2008
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    • How to catch an Elephant
    • How to catch an elephant. You dig a deep hole and fill it with ashes. The you place peas all around the outside of the hole. When the...
    • Falthor 11/06/2008
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    • animal relationships
    • An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Damn", says the ant,...
    • Frankielike 10/24/2008
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    • Burning Duck
    • Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks
    • BensCrazyVideos 10/24/2008
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    • 3 balled elephant
    • Q: What do you do with an elephant, whose got 3 balls? A: Walk him to first, and pitch to the girrafe!
    • Weber 10/13/2008
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    • elephant rape!
    • bloke goes to the doctor because hes been raped by an elephant. doctor says "thats strange, your ass is 11 inches wide, and elephant cock...
    • wholikesboobies 09/06/2008
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    • cammel and elephant
    • there was an elephant and a camel standing next to each other the elephant stares for a sec and asks "Why is your boobs on your back?"...
    • qazwsxedc1 08/20/2008
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    • A Frickin Elephant
    • >Some five-year old students are learning to read. > >Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look...
    • ENWILSON 08/11/2008
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    • the zoo
    • an elephant says to a camel hey do you store breats milk in those things? and the camel is like well then do you pee from that thing on your head?
    • Rggburry2500 06/26/2008
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    • Elephant and Camel
    • An elephant asked a camel, "Why do you have Breasts on your back?" The camel replied, "Well, that's a pretty dumb question...
    • fiveonefiveoh 06/26/2008
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    • Elephant Time
    • A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he...
    • xxyzz 06/22/2008
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    • The Elephant and the Camel
    • So the camel and elephant are sitting around just doing what they do. Elephant looks to the camel and says “hey why are your boobs on your...
    • ILikeIt 06/07/2008
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