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    • Elephantastic riddles

    • What weighs 5000 pounds and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant. What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/08/2011
      • 666 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Small thing.

    • An elephant turns to a naked man and says "Hey buddy, How do you breath with that little thing?"
    • tatasonfire
      Uploaded 05/15/2011
      • 527 Views
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    • uncle jack

    • if your uncle jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant??
    • kevinmc8
      Uploaded 01/04/2011
      • 946 Views
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    • Why gay men are thinner

    • A study was done on gay men and it turns out that they are thinner because they go in gyms more often than straight men. They not only go into...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 07/29/2010
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    • The talking dog

    • A guy sees an ad in the paper for a talking dog, and it only costs 10 bucks. So he answers the ad and goes to the seller's house. The owner of...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 05/21/2010
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    • The Elephant and The Naked Man

    • Q: What did the elephant say when he saw a naked man for the first time? A: "How the hell can you breathe out of that little thing?"
    • fmpros
      Uploaded 09/30/2009
      • 2.6k Views
      • 10 Comments
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    • Elephant

    • An Irishman went to London for a visit to the zoo. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/19/2009
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    • Elephant

    • What is the red stuff between elephants' toes? Slow pygmies.
    • roryorgan
      Uploaded 06/12/2009
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    • Do elephants fly

    • Private: Staff Officer, do elephants fly? Staff Officer: Ofcorse not, who the hell told you that Private: The general Staff Officer: Oh.......
    • SimpleJack
      Uploaded 05/24/2009
      • 883 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Jungle chain

    • What's white and can't climb a tree? a fridge What's white and black and can't climb a tree? a fridge wearing a tuxedo How do you fit a...
    • lostecho1595
      Uploaded 05/17/2009
      • 2.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Elephant Muscles

    • Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I'm having trouble getting my penis erect. Can you help me?" After a complete examination the...
    • RobFergy87
      Uploaded 04/15/2009
      • 1.7k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The Mouse and the Elephant

    • An elephant was walking through the jungle one day when suddenly he fell into a hole. "Help!" he yelled. A mouse heard his cry for help...
    • baseballer1709
      Uploaded 04/09/2009
      • 5.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • animal humor

    • An elephant asked a camel, "Why are your boobs on your back?" The camel said, "Ain't that some shit coming from a fucker with a...
    • e_rica
      Uploaded 01/27/2009
      • 621 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Animal football

    • During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals. The big animals were crushing small...
    • imdave77
      Uploaded 01/26/2009
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    • An Elephant Story

    • In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.On a hike through the bush, he came across a young...
    • magickid
      Uploaded 12/24/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Ackward circus visit

    • A Mother and Father take their young son to the circus. When the elephants appear, the son is intrigued by them, and he turns to his mother and...
    • guinness13494
      Uploaded 12/21/2008
      • 398 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • DUCK FUCK

    • Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 538 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Barnum Bailey

    • Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad...
    • ColdCarbon1
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
      • 351 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Working at the Zoo

    • While I worked at the zoo my job was to circumcise elephants. It didn't pay well but the tips were great!
    • polishedbullet
      Uploaded 11/14/2008
      • 585 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Crossbreeding

    • What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.
    • Falthor
      Uploaded 11/07/2008
      • 615 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • How to catch an Elephant

    • How to catch an elephant. You dig a deep hole and fill it with ashes. The you place peas all around the outside of the hole. When the...
    • Falthor
      Uploaded 11/06/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • animal relationships

    • An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Damn", says the ant,...
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 10/24/2008
      • 748 Views
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    • Burning Duck

    • Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks
    • BensCrazyVideos
      Uploaded 10/24/2008
      • 627 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 3 balled elephant

    • Q: What do you do with an elephant, whose got 3 balls? A: Walk him to first, and pitch to the girrafe!
    • Weber
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 846 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The elephant and the Camel

    • So, the elephant asks the camel "Hey, why do you have tits on your back?" The camel says, "Well, aint that some shit coming from...
    • thachuckler
      Uploaded 10/09/2008
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      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • elephant rape!

    • bloke goes to the doctor because hes been raped by an elephant. doctor says "thats strange, your ass is 11 inches wide, and elephant cock...
    • wholikesboobies
      Uploaded 09/06/2008
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      • 2 Comments
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    • cammel and elephant

    • there was an elephant and a camel standing next to each other the elephant stares for a sec and asks "Why is your boobs on your back?"...
    • qazwsxedc1
      Uploaded 08/20/2008
      • 623 Views
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    • mouse and the elephant

    • There was an elephant running through the jungle and stepped on a twig and fell down. She was crying in pain "Oh please somebody help...
    • lookatmeimchris
      Uploaded 08/12/2008
      • 3.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Frickin Elephant

    • >Some five-year old students are learning to read. > >Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look...
    • ENWILSON
      Uploaded 08/11/2008
      • 2.6k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • the zoo

    • an elephant says to a camel hey do you store breats milk in those things? and the camel is like well then do you pee from that thing on your head?
    • Rggburry2500
      Uploaded 06/26/2008
      • 487 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Elephant and Camel

    • An elephant asked a camel, "Why do you have Breasts on your back?" The camel replied, "Well, that's a pretty dumb question...
    • fiveonefiveoh
      Uploaded 06/26/2008
      • 6.5k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Elephant Time

    • A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he...
    • xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/22/2008
      • 446 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The Elephant and the Camel

    • So the camel and elephant are sitting around just doing what they do. Elephant looks to the camel and says hey why are your boobs on your...
    • ILikeIt
      Uploaded 06/07/2008
      • 617 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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