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- Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
- Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- to many kids
- One day 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor After a while, the doctor came out and said Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith are you...
- itsbriand_bitch 07/07/2010
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- Real 911 calls
- Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you...
- rondetto 07/03/2009
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- Honey, I Found Your Ball
- A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat....
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/20/2009
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- Mr. Winkey
- A girl wanted to sleep with her brother one night, so she asks him and he says, "OK, just dont touch Mr. Winkey." The sister agrees to...
- dimeforevercfh 01/21/2009
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- 10 Fingers
- A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Give me the fingers...
- chrison426 01/11/2009
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- Condoms
- President Vladimir Putin called Tony Blair with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried;...
- Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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- Police Emergency
- This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the...
- 1994300ex 05/25/2008
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- Blonde Emergency
- Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
- BIC1559 05/01/2008
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- Good news, Bad news
- A man is awoken in the middle of the night by a phone call from the emergency room. "We need you to come down here right away, it's about your...
- LLANGSTON 02/20/2008
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- Emergency Appointment
- A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the...
- CollegePics 02/14/2008
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