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    • to many kids
    • One day 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor After a while, the doctor came out and said Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith are you...
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    • Real 911 calls
    • Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do...
    • rondetto 07/03/2009
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    • Condom
    • One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I...
    • rondetto 06/26/2009
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    • Mr. Winkey
    • A girl wanted to sleep with her brother one night, so she asks him and he says, "OK, just dont touch Mr. Winkey." The sister agrees...
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    • 10 Fingers
    • A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Give me the...
    • chrison426 01/11/2009
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    • Condoms
    • President Vladimir Putin called Tony Blair with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried;...
    • Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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    • In the ER
    • A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at...
    • djohn23 08/21/2008
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    • Police Emergency
    • This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in...
    • 1994300ex 05/25/2008
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    • Blonde Emergency
    • Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
    • BIC1559 05/01/2008
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    • Good news, Bad news
    • A man is awoken in the middle of the night by a phone call from the emergency room. "We need you to come down here right away, it's about...
    • LLANGSTON 02/20/2008
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    • Emergency Appointment
    • A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the...
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