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TAGGED EMERGENCY

    • to many kids

    • One day 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor After a while, the doctor came out and said Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith are you...
    • itsbriand_bitch
      Uploaded 07/07/2010
      • 1.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Real 911 calls

    • Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/03/2009
      • 631 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Condom

    • One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 06/26/2009
      • 457 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Honey, I Found Your Ball

    • A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat....
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/20/2009
      • 852 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mr. Winkey

    • A girl wanted to sleep with her brother one night, so she asks him and he says, "OK, just dont touch Mr. Winkey." The sister agrees...
    • dimeforevercfh
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 10 Fingers

    • A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Give me the...
    • chrison426
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 889 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Condoms

    • President Vladimir Putin called Tony Blair with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried;...
    • Sutherland_03
      Uploaded 01/10/2009
      • 936 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • In the ER

    • A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/21/2008
      • 792 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Police Emergency

    • This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in...
    • 1994300ex
      Uploaded 05/25/2008
      • 353 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde Emergency

    • Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 05/01/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 5 Favorites
    • Good news, Bad news

    • A man is awoken in the middle of the night by a phone call from the emergency room. "We need you to come down here right away, it's about...
    • LLANGSTON
      Uploaded 02/20/2008
      • 15.3k Views
      • 20 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Emergency Appointment

    • A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the...
    • CollegePics
      Uploaded 02/14/2008
      • 3.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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