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    • It could be worse
    • There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could have been worse." No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the...
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    • Wrong Pig
    • A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I...
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    • Going without
    • A little farm boy wakes up and goes downstairs for breakfast, when his mother reminds him to do his chore's before he eat. So the little boy...
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    • Blondie Buys a farm
    • A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to...
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    • Don't read this.
    • How can you tell if a woman is extremely horny? When you stick your hand in her panties and it feels like you are feeding a horse.
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    • The Traveling Salesman
    • A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks over to a near by farm. He knocks on the door and the farmer appears. "Excuse me sir,...
    • geekhater 05/18/2010
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    • a lone farmer plowing a field
    • Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they...
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    • Ads posted
    • These classified ads were really put in the paper. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard....
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    • Funny Farm
    • A guy in his twenties is drving late at night along a long and deserted winding road when his tire blows out. He opens the trunk only to find he...
    • thedeacon 10/14/2009
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    • Joke of the Day
    • A cowboy named Mark was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out...
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    • Blind team
    • A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the...
    • rondetto 07/27/2009
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    • Bubba's exam.
    • Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the...
    • rondetto 07/27/2009
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    • Skinny Dipping...
    • > > An elderly man > > in West Ohio had owned a large farm for several years > > with a large pond in the > >...
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    • Bad Day
    • A truck driver was having a bad day. His truck had broken down in the country and there was no alternative for the trucker but to walk the ten...
    • ADLife 04/21/2009
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    • Scottsman
    • What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones? A member of the Rolling Stones says, "Hey you! Get off...
    • dcervenka05 02/08/2009
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    • Men-in-Black Joke
    • For those who've always wondered what joke K was telling J in the beginning of the movie, well, here it is. So a man and a woman decided to take...
    • SuperSpy 01/10/2009
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    • Volunteer Fire Department
    • A fire started in the grasslands close to a farm. The county fire department rushed to the scene, but the fire was more than they could...
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    • All Flavored Peaches
    • As a man was driving down an interstate he saw a sign that said, "All Flavored Peaches 10 miles." The man didn't think too much of the...
    • hulkmv 12/04/2008
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    • Cowboy and a Rich Guy
    • A cowboy named Bud appeared to be overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW...
    • Concourcolt 11/20/2008
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    • Buying a bull
    • Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family farm. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order...
    • Ragoy 10/25/2008
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    • A Farmer and His Wife
    • A witty farmer grabs his wife's breast and says, "If we can get milk outta these, we can get rida' them damn cows!" He then grabs her...
    • Lazyboy1688 10/13/2008
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    • black farm
    • what do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment!
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    • Animal Noises
    • A primary school teacher decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put their hands up if...
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    • Surprising the Cows
    • One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Freddie who shouts...
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    • Nothing for a week.
    • A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little...
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    • Dumb Jocks
    • Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would not be allowed to play in the big game the following week....
    • i_know_jack 08/28/2008
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    • French Farm Hand
    • There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the...
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    • Farmer And Wife
    • A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel...
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    • Artificial Insemination
    • A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores. "That fellow from Sematol will be along this...
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    • Chicken Farmer
    • An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running. A month later he returns to the dealer to...
    • i_know_jack 08/01/2008
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    • Pa wont be happy
    • A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey...
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    • Farm Boy
    • A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey...
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    • Fair Compensation
    • A motorist, driving by a large ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained...
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