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    • It could be worse

    • There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could have been worse." No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the...
    • ussoldier820
      Uploaded 03/18/2012
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    • Wrong Pig

    • A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I...
    • rogerb22
      Uploaded 03/11/2012
      • 149 Views
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    • Going without

    • A little farm boy wakes up and goes downstairs for breakfast, when his mother reminds him to do his chore's before he eat. So the little boy...
    • jayjay3939
      Uploaded 07/02/2011
      • 522 Views
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    • Spell Farm

    • Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O.
    • lameokid
      Uploaded 06/01/2011
      • 777 Views
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    • Blondie Buys a farm

    • A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to...
    • senorpamedor
      Uploaded 10/18/2010
      • 442 Views
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    • Don't read this.

    • How can you tell if a woman is extremely horny? When you stick your hand in her panties and it feels like you are feeding a horse.
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 10/07/2010
      • 643 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • The Traveling Salesman

    • A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks over to a near by farm. He knocks on the door and the farmer appears. "Excuse me sir,...
    • geekhater
      Uploaded 05/18/2010
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    • a lone farmer plowing a field

    • Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they...
    • 237g
      Uploaded 05/02/2010
      • 1.8k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Ads posted

    • These classified ads were really put in the paper. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard....
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/22/2009
      • 2k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • Funny Farm

    • A guy in his twenties is drving late at night along a long and deserted winding road when his tire blows out. He opens the trunk only to find he...
    • thedeacon
      Uploaded 10/14/2009
      • 2.4k Views
      • 10 Comments
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    • Joke of the Day

    • A cowboy named Mark was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out...
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 10/02/2009
      • 967 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Blind team

    • A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/27/2009
      • 727 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Bubba's exam.

    • Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/27/2009
      • 561 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Farm house

    • What do you call black people in a farm house? Retired farm equipment.
    • el_duardo20
      Uploaded 06/27/2009
      • 494 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Skinny Dipping...

    • > > An elderly man > > in West Ohio had owned a large farm for several years > > with a large pond in the > >...
    • swifttallon
      Uploaded 05/15/2009
      • 2k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Bad Day

    • A truck driver was having a bad day. His truck had broken down in the country and there was no alternative for the trucker but to walk the ten...
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 04/21/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Redneck Farmers Market

    • One day a redneck farmer goes to farmers market and asks "Do you have any donkeys" "Yes, but we call them asses" the man...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/18/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Scottsman

    • What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones? A member of the Rolling Stones says, "Hey you! Get off...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/08/2009
      • 692 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Men-in-Black Joke

    • For those who've always wondered what joke K was telling J in the beginning of the movie, well, here it is. So a man and a woman decided to take...
    • SuperSpy
      Uploaded 01/10/2009
      • 3.5k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Volunteer Fire Department

    • A fire started in the grasslands close to a farm. The county fire department rushed to the scene, but the fire was more than they could...
    • xg11
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • All Flavored Peaches

    • As a man was driving down an interstate he saw a sign that said, "All Flavored Peaches 10 miles." The man didn't think too much of the...
    • hulkmv
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
      • 4.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Cowboy and a Rich Guy

    • A cowboy named Bud appeared to be overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW...
    • Concourcolt
      Uploaded 11/20/2008
      • 669 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Buying a bull

    • Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family farm. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order...
    • Ragoy
      Uploaded 10/25/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Farmer and His Wife

    • A witty farmer grabs his wife's breast and says, "If we can get milk outta these, we can get rida' them damn cows!" He then grabs her...
    • Lazyboy1688
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 791 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • black farm

    • what do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment!
    • dreauxs
      Uploaded 10/01/2008
      • 513 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Animal Noises

    • A primary school teacher decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put their hands up if...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/17/2008
      • 831 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Surprising the Cows

    • One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Freddie who shouts...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 09/17/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Nothing for a week.

    • A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little...
    • mlbland
      Uploaded 09/05/2008
      • 552 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dumb Jocks

    • Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would not be allowed to play in the big game the following week....
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 08/28/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • French Farm Hand

    • There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the...
    • YCBurninator
      Uploaded 08/22/2008
      • 669 Views
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    • Farmer And Wife

    • A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel...
    • Disturbed01
      Uploaded 08/20/2008
      • 648 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Artificial Insemination

    • A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores. "That fellow from Sematol will be along this...
    • ecsk8pk
      Uploaded 08/20/2008
      • 597 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Barn Joke

    • What do you call 3 Ni**ers sitting up againsts a barn? (Antique Farm Equipment)
    • Eastside_Dave
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
      • 576 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Chicken Farmer

    • An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running. A month later he returns to the dealer to...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pa wont be happy

    • A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey...
    • assablanca
      Uploaded 07/26/2008
      • 479 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Farm Boy

    • A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/24/2008
      • 733 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fair Compensation

    • A motorist, driving by a large ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained...
    • CarGirl
      Uploaded 07/21/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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