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    • gotta love old people
    • A farmer stopped by the local mechanics' shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and...
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    • Wrong Pig
    • A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I...
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    • horny rooster
    • A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers...
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    • farmer and son
    • An old farmer wrote to his son in prison. " This year I won't be able to plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground, I know if you were...
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    • farmer and his son
    • An old farmer wrote to his son in prison. " This year I won't be able to plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground, I know if you were...
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    • Hillbilly Goes Car Shopping
    • An oversized hillbilly farmer complete with straw hat and overalls goes to a auto dealer to buy a new truck and is soon approached by a junior...
    • scubadude 07/25/2011
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    • A city slicker buys a pig
    • A city slicker goes to the country to buy a 100 pound pig for a family cookout and pulls into the first pig farm he sees. He approaches the...
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    • Dont Fuck The Farmers Wife
    • On arriving home a Farmer walks upstairs to surprise his wife with a bouquet of red roses, only to be surprised himself on finding his wife in...
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    • Japan
    • People say that Japanese farmers are poor. I disagree. I recently saw one with six boats and twelve cars in his yard. Too tsunami?
    • Shawn1 03/29/2011
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    • deepest hole kind of long
    • to men were hiking when they came accross a whole that seemed to go on forever. they wanted to know how deep this hole was so one of them picked...
    • stewyboy17 03/07/2011
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    • Three Kick Rule
    • A lawyer went hunting in Texas when he shot a duck. He climbed over a fence to get the duck when a tractor with a old farmer asked him what he...
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    • licking ass
    • A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke...
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    • farmer and his wife
    • A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell...
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    • lucky cock
    • A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens....
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    • chained
    • Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they're walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size...
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    • 100 MILE AN HOUR GOAT
    • Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the...
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    • Kentucky Sheriff
    • A Kentucky Sheriff stops at a farm in rural Kentucky and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for...
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    • The Farmer
    • A young man graduated from University of Arkansas with a degreein journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a...
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    • Horse Whisperer
    • A wealthy man purchased 10 acres of farmland in eastern Minnesota. Upon moving in, he met one of his neighbors, an older famer. Being a bit of a...
    • UsedCarMan 09/08/2009
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    • Tomato Farming 101
    • A tomato grower in town always had the reddest tomatoes. A woman approached her and asked; "How do you always get your tomatoes so...
    • yuri_vaultin 08/31/2009
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    • The duck story
    • A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, "Son, things haven't been going very well and I'm afraid we'll have to sell your...
    • rondetto 07/24/2009
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    • Popular Mule
    • A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through...
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    • Goat
    • Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down,...
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    • Farmer's Son
    • A farmer's son wakes up early in the morning to do his chores. He sleepily makes his way down the stairs excited to eat breakfast. To his...
    • dp032388 03/24/2009
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    • Fast Rooster
    • One day a farmer goes out to the chicken patch to gather the eggs. He finds none. He realizes his rooster has become too old to fertilize the...
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    • Dumb Farmer
    • Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Hey! Where's my tractor?
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    • The Ventriloquist
    • A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down. He walked a ways and found a farmer who would let him use his phone....
    • dcervenka05 02/03/2009
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    • Post Turtle
    • While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a...
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    • expectant mother
    • A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for ten years and had...
    • dcervenka05 01/18/2009
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    • Henry, the Horny Rooster
    • A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one...
    • yuri_vaultin 01/15/2009
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    • Selling Peaches
    • A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered...
    • djohn23 01/14/2009
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    • Shagging the pigs
    • A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting pregnant. He called a vet and asked what he should do if he wanted more pigs. The vet...
    • imfromjapanman 01/10/2009
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    • Artificial Insemination
    • A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant,...
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    • All Flavored Peaches
    • As a man was driving down an interstate he saw a sign that said, "All Flavored Peaches 10 miles." The man didn't think too much of the...
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