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    • LITTLE OLD LADY

    • A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They...
    • beast_radio
      Uploaded 09/24/2011
      • 948 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Irish barkeep

    • A man visiting Ireland walks into a bar and orders a drink, and asks the bartender if they also serve food. The bartender then replied with...
    • RooRmonger420
      Uploaded 02/21/2011
      • 1.9k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • dirty old men

    • Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail..... When they arrived,...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 04/29/2010
      • 1k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Asian farts don't smell

    • A little old Asian lady goes to the doctor in China, and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it doesn’t bother me too much… my...
    • amphora13579
      Uploaded 03/03/2010
      • 2.6k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Baby

    • Why did the baby fall of the swing? A: It Had NO ARMS!!!
    • palidajason
      Uploaded 01/27/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Farts r sharp

    • What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
    • Zealousplaya2
      Uploaded 06/25/2009
      • 805 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fag Farts

    • A truck driver pulled over to the side of the road and picked up two homosexuals who were hitchhiking. They climbed into the cab and the truck...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/04/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Beans

    • Q: How come people who make beans only ever put 239 beans in one can? A:One more and it would be two-farty
    • blaubo
      Uploaded 04/24/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Senility is Bliss

    • An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're...
    • saneenough
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • lumpy farts

    • The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have...
    • jakehammer7270
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
      • 2.4k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fart story

    • Ibn Saud ben Alekh, a respectable and dignified merchant, was attending a camel auction in the main square when he was overcome by the most...
    • Sutherland_03
      Uploaded 01/10/2009
      • 411 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Maxi Pad Farts

    • Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
    • cripplejuice
      Uploaded 01/03/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Brocolli Casserole

    • A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very...
    • psilo911
      Uploaded 12/18/2008
      • 690 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Silent Fart

    • An elderly couple was attending church services . About halfway through, she leaned over and whispered to her husband, 'I just let out a...
    • lilstutzy
      Uploaded 12/02/2008
      • 2.6k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Women

    • Why do women have boobs? So ya got somethin to look at while you're talkin to'em
    • BBman8888
      Uploaded 11/06/2008
      • 558 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Persian Rug

    • A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she...
    • Eastside_Dave
      Uploaded 10/02/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • UH-OH!

    • I WAS GOING TO POST SOMETHING ELSE BUTT BEFORE I FARTED 3 TIMES AND I DECIDE TO POST THIS INSTEAD !!!!!! :-)
    • Rggburry2500
      Uploaded 06/24/2008
      • 684 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • blind clerk

    • one day a lady walns into a fishing store. she picks up a reel for her husband. it has no tag so she takes it to the front desk. she says...
    • m0nk33z33
      Uploaded 06/09/2008
      • 792 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Worst Life

    • There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver...
    • WOWomg
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Gas prices

    • I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas….. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt!
    • fetismo
      Uploaded 05/22/2008
      • 511 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • In the Bed

    • A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in...
    • TheMajor
      Uploaded 01/31/2008
      • 551 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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