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- What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams...
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- What's the difference between love and herpes?
- Love doesn't last forever.
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- Why don't women wear watches?
- There's a clock on the stove!
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- What did the elephant say to the naked man?
- "How do you breath through something so small?" lolz
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- old hunter joke
- Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- Gingers...
- Why do people hate gingers so? well for one their pubes look like they fucked a bag of cheetos.....
- verscharren 07/18/2011
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- pirate piercing.
- How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? a buck-an-eer!!!!!
- verscharren 03/04/2011
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- awesome pun
- I once sent 10 puns to a pun writing contest. Hoping I would win, but no pun in ten did?
- verscharren 03/03/2011
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- congressman horse
- why would a horse be a biased congressman? he would always vote neigh.........
- verscharren 03/03/2011
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- 5 threats that will strike fear into any opponent.
- 1. "I'm gonna hit you right in the mouth -- in the middle of a mall food court." 2. "I'm going to break your left leg with a hockey...
- nateoryan 02/11/2011
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- -The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said," Dust!" -What is the difference between a dog and a...
- Marine13 12/19/2010
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- NONSENSE!!
- Peter was bored one day so he walked down to the local library in search of some pickled-snowboards and all he could find was ranch sauce.... so he...
- sterobj 12/10/2010
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- Three Caves
- In the Amazon rain forest, three explorers were walking. One was Irish, another English, and the last American. Soon, they came across a tribe,...
- plumberjohn 12/04/2010
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- CHUCK NORRIS SLAMMING A DOOR
- Chuck norris can slam a REVOLVING door shut... yes, only chuck norris...
- sterobj 10/30/2010
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- GREAT CHUCK NORRIS JOKE!!! READ THIS!!!
- Chuck norris does not need another car to jump start your car, He just hooks the jumper cables right to his nipples..
- sterobj 10/29/2010
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- NEW GREAT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
- Lance armstrong, the famous bike racer, actually lost every race to chuck norris, but still won every time because Chuck Norris was always...
- sterobj 10/25/2010
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- NEW CHUCK NORRIS JOKE
- When chuck norris plays rock paper scissors, he wins everytime because he chooses rock, an no one dares to cover his fist with paper... and nobody...
- sterobj 10/25/2010
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- Lawyer Joke
- A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm...
- zKrunchy 10/24/2010
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- White Joke
- What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA
- zKrunchy 10/23/2010
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- Extreme Hunter
- A big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute...
- UNUSERNAME 08/21/2010
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- Fight Started
- My wife said to me the other day .'' I signed up for an exercise class ''. '' I was told to wear loose fitting clothing ''. So I said '' If you had...
- TheWhizz 06/03/2010
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- and that's how the fight started...
- My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight...
- PapiCulo 02/22/2010
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- Epic Beard Man Facts
- -EBM is the real batman. -If Chuck Norris has 5 dollars and Epic Beard Man has one dollar, Epic Beard Man has more money. -Epic Beard Man can...
- milestyles55 02/19/2010
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- Drunk and the Nun
- A drunk comes out of a pub and sees a nun walkin on the other side of the street. So he carefully crosses the road and walks straight up to her and...
- yuri_vaultin 08/14/2009
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- Mike's in trouble
- Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one-just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh...
- rondetto 07/17/2009
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- Bar Confrontation
- A small man is sat on a bar stool drinking a pint and having a chat to the bar man. Suddenly a big bloke walks in and wacks him off his seat and...
- chris_3325 07/16/2009
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- How I taught the Big Guy a Lesson
- How I finally taught the big guy a lesson “I did not provoke the fight, so I feel no remorse for what I was forced to do. We were arguing, and...
- stevethebear 06/26/2009
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- Bull Fight
- While touring a small South American country, a woman was taken to a bullfight. "This is our number one sport," the guide explained. The...
- roryorgan 06/12/2009
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- Men are justa happier species
- MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If...
- bigdaddydent 06/11/2009
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- Men strike back, Again and Again!!
- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding...
- abbottwar 04/10/2009
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- Men strike back, Again!
- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told...
- abbottwar 04/10/2009
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- Men strike back!
- How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings...
- abbottwar 04/10/2009
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- ...And thats when the fight started
- My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's when the fight...
- frost1102 04/07/2009
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- How the Fight Starts...
- My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have...
- xg11 04/05/2009
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- Doctor! Doctor!
- A man walks into the doctors office, "Doctor! Doctor!" The man srieks, "Clam down the doctor says, go into my office, and we'll...
- cool87 03/21/2009
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- Fighting couple
- A man and his wife walk into a marriage counselor. The counselor goes to the guy "Tell me something that you both have in common." He...
- gotribe 03/11/2009
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- Animals kicking their habits..
- A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey,...
- yuri_vaultin 02/26/2009
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- all i want is a beer
- A man was out of town on business. While sitting around his hotel he became bored. So he thought to himself, Hmm, a beer would be really nice right...
- plattman92 02/23/2009
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