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- Bitch Slap Compilation
- The very best in bitch slap entertainment
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- SUBSCRIBE! Youtube.com/iicanoteii Charles Ramsey REMIX - Eatin' My McDonalds - CANOTE FILMS
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- How I Seize It #98: "Big Brother"
- So yew git lock up in a fancy house fur three munths an yew git a cool halfa mill jess far lyin an backstabbin an bein mean an throwin biches unner a...
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- Epic Iconic Movie Sunglasses
- Find Your Summer Look With This Supercut Of Iconic Movie Sunglasses
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- How I Seize It: German Torture Porn Edition
- Hysterical spooky fun awaits you in Season 4, DB's! This warped clipette is from How I Seize It: Etiquette. It's our homage to MOMENTO.
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- How I Seize It #97: "Fashion"
- Like I need to turn on the TV to lern what fashnable. Well I don’t, I jess need two dollars and a trip to the Clothing By The Pound. Yew can make a...
- howiseizeit 05/07/2013
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- Cop Breaking the Law
- Kid films and asks for his badge number
- PaulRevered 05/05/2013
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- How I Seize It #96: "Walmart"
- Yew lookin fur somewun to blame fur ar economic predickerment? Uh, look no further than this famalee over here in Arkansas. I thank I know my own...
- howiseizeit 04/29/2013
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- HOW I SEIZE IT - 'SHOW US YOUR TITS!' Promo
- VISIT 'Loretta Jenkins,' the "World's Biggest Bitch" every Friday on HOW I SEIZE IT.
- howiseizeit 04/26/2013
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- How I Seize It #95: "Beautiful Agony"
- Oh look everwun, look here at my cumface. What kinda Amsterdam hashish shit people smoke that gettem dis kinda idear. Course if yew makin money off...
- howiseizeit 04/25/2013
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- How I Seize It - The Slut Blooper
- 2nd Blooper for HISI Season 4.
- howiseizeit 04/24/2013
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- How I Seize It: The Burp Blooper
- 1st Blooper for the upcoming Season 4.
- howiseizeit 04/24/2013
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- How I Seize It #94: "Marijuana"
- Now I don’t make stonin a habit or anythang cause yew cant get Mona to stop singin broadway showtunes if I’m too high. And she still think she...
- howiseizeit 04/17/2013
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- How I Seize It #93: "Sexual Harassment"
- Im a bit confuse, I like a little harassment in my sexuals, ya know? It aint fun lessen sumbody gittin ropeburnt am I rite? Ahhhh Youth…good times....
- howiseizeit 04/17/2013
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- From The Big Screen To The Small Screen
- From the big screen to the small screen some of these films failed as television series......
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- Some Great, Some Good, Some Bad...
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- How I Seize It #91: "Easter"
- Up From The Grave He A-Rose, or so goze the story. Iont kno. Aint like there any ackshull proof uv any of it, but I digess…So happy burfday Jesus,...
- howiseizeit 03/26/2013
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- How I Seize It #90: "Yoga"
- Now, I likes spandex. I likes wurkin up a swet, but I dont like Yoga folk, they all hippy and smellin like eggs that been leff out in the sun. My...
- howiseizeit 03/20/2013
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- How I Seize It #89: "The Deaf"
- I NO I BEEN A LIDDLE BEHINE PUTTIN MY CLOSE CAPSHUNS ON HERE BUT YALL JESS HOLD TITE IM ONLY WUN GODDAMN PERSON TRYNA GIT FAMUSS ON HERE! YEW NO WHUT...
- howiseizeit 03/14/2013
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- How I Seize It #88: "School Prayer"
- I thank since there seperashun a church an state an states run skools then that meens no prayer in skools! DUH, DUMBASSES! Pray on yur own time, yew...
- howiseizeit 03/04/2013
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- 50 Years of James Bond Mini Mix Compilation
- Celebrating the 50th anniversary of the James Bond franchise.
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- How I Seize It #87: "Les Miserables"
- Do you heer the people sing? Well hell yeah I did, ass all I did was heer dem sing cuz didn’t nobody talk throo any of the whole damn movie! Ats a...
- howiseizeit 02/25/2013
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- How I Seize It #86: "Whitney Houston"
- Oh law dis wun hit me pritty hard. So much so I reely jess finished a secrit drug binge fur the lass few munfs, but didn’t nobody harlee notiss....
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- Love Sucks - 5 Second Films Compilation
- It's Valentine's Day. If you're single, forever alone, and depressed, then do these two things. Get drunk, and watch this compilation of 5 second...
- homer31 02/14/2013
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- How I Seize It #85: "Relationships"
- Here whut on the table mens…We can fuck or…well Iont know what much else is dare? Don’t ask me furra date cuz I don’t date. Mose yew can hope...
- howiseizeit 02/13/2013
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- How I Seize It #84: "Honey Boo Boo"
- Ladees an Gentmens, we has reeched that time in hissury fortole by ar forefathers, we have declared a functionally tarded imbred famlee cenner of...
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- Oscar's Best Motion Picture Winner's
- Some of the films that won the best picture Academy Award.......
- gable1939 02/02/2013
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- How I Seize It #83: "Gangnam Style"
- Now sumwun splain to me what so ennertainin bout dis shit, huh? Maybe dis the age I start gettin too old fur the shit dats cool, is that it? AN what...
- howiseizeit 01/28/2013
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- How I Seize It #82: "Taylor Swift"
- Yew herda one hit wonders? Well, Taylor Swiff shooda been a NONE hit wunder! Man wun can only hope she goze the way a Tiffany an Debbie Gibsum. Nex...
- howiseizeit 01/25/2013
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- How I Seize It #81: "Rape"
- Deer Roy Akins frum over thar in Misurrah. Sumwun needa shuv a dickshunary strate up yur choklit whizway an relern yew the defanishern a rape! Ima...
- howiseizeit 01/16/2013
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- Highest grossing films since 1993
- Due to inflation rates and my lack of giving a damn,the debate shall commence!
- yoshi891 01/14/2013
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- On the set of some of your favourite classic movies
- Which is your favourite?
- TheOneAnOnly 01/14/2013
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- How I Seize It 80: P.E.T.A.
- No fence ta Betty White cuz I know she sportin a biggun far aminals, but goddamn yall we gots to draw the line somewhars! We gotta have sumthin ta...
- howiseizeit 01/10/2013
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- Check out the adult film industry's "Best Actresses"
- yourdailymedia 01/08/2013
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- How I Seize It #79: "Hunger Games"
- Ever wunce in a wile there come a movee so daggum awful it make yew ponder, ‘I wunner how menny starvin kids coulda got fed wiff this big budgit...
- howiseizeit 01/03/2013
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- How I Seize It #78: "Santa Claus"
- He go by menny a name: Kris Krinkle, Jack Fross, Misser Johnson in a Sanny soot from Momma’s bridge club a few times that I’d let sniff my...
- howiseizeit 12/16/2012
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- How I Seize It #77: "Virginity"
- Virgens are loosers and don’t never let nobody ever tell ya utherwise. If ya don’t git good at sex early on aint nobody gonna wanna brake yew in...
- howiseizeit 12/12/2012
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- How I Seize It #76: "Competitive Eating"
- Ma eyes! Ma eyes! Sick an gross yall, an I aint talking fur wunce accidently catchin a glipse of Mamaw in the shower over yonder. I mean theys jess...
- howiseizeit 12/05/2012
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- How I Seize It #75: "Facebook"
- Crack, booze, ciggys, nudie cable…They all addickive sustances what’s contributin’ to the downgradin of ar sussciety. Now we got this App what...
- howiseizeit 11/27/2012
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- How I Seize It #74: "Thanksgiving"
- Orange is a ugly culler an pilgrims was homely folks so why we cellabate this day then? Well, without ‘Ol Whitey massackrin all the RedMens, then...
- howiseizeit 11/21/2012
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