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    • The Shocker
    • What's The Shocker you ask? Two in the pink, one in the stink, two in the goo, one in the poo, two in the chocco, one in the taco, two in the...
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    • Dirty finger
    • Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.
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    • The Growler
    • A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at...
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    • Teaching the boy
    • Son (S) : Why is making love so great? Father (F) : It's just like the sensation when you pick your nose with your finger!! S : Why do...
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    • No Toilet Paper
    • There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party. Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a...
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    • What's Worse?
    • Q - What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A - Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
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    • Dirty Nuns
    • There once was a group of nuns who died in an unfortunate fire. They all ascended into heaven and approached the pearly gates. But just before...
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    • honk if you love Jesus
    • The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back...
    • idontwannakno 05/01/2009
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    • i'm gona eat your finger
    • I was packing for my business trip and my 3 yr. old was playing on the bed. At one point she said "Daddy look at at this" and stuck out...
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    • Crack my finger
    • Say everything I say backwards: e.g 123 is 321 1. ABC 2. Hello there 3. Apples are good 4. Crack my fingera
    • Fuglitious 12/30/2008
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    • Traditions
    • A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this...
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    • Blonde Shoots Herself
    • A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the...
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    • Three Blondes
    • Three blonde girls walk into a bar fingering themselves. The bartender asks them "What are you doing?" Then the blondes reply "The...
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    • Granpa's Magic Trick
    • This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" Her granny replies "No dear,...
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    • Eating Pizza
    • A guy and a girl are out on a date. They park the car and start making out, hot and heavy. The guy goes to put his hand in the girl's pants but...
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    • Autopsy
    • A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over...
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    • PAYS TO PAY ATTENTION
    • First year students at Texas A&M Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the...
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    • Too drunk to drive
    • A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has...
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    • Who enjoys sex more?
    • Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? A woman walks by and listens in for awhile and then...
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    • Missing Finger
    • My cousin, Keno worked off shore..halfway into his shift, he calls his wife...Honey don't worry, I am ok. An accident occured and my finger was...
    • R2D2 06/16/2008
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    • Lesson Learned
    • First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around...
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    • Now You're Fucked
    • A guy's walking along the beach and sees a woman with no arms or legs. He walks up to her...on his own, obviously she couldn't wave him...
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    • Autopsy class
    • An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. 'There are two...
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    • Med School
    • First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery...
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    • Dr. It Hurts
    • A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really...
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    • Dirty Grandpa!
    • This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" "No dear, but I think your grand...
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    • Toilet Paper Alternative
    • A man took a poop in a gas station and then realized there was no toilet paper. There was a hole in the wall and a sign above it that read:...
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    • Pittsburgh Tickets
    • There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass,...
    • ave25 02/13/2008
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    • the peanut
    • One day a man was at home eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air and catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked...
    • philbos81 01/26/2008
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    • Wiseman
    • Confusious say "he who goes to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky fingers"
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