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- Gay Flight Attendent
- THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT An obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood As he served us food and drinks, was...
- roxanna_us 10/08/2009
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- The Blonde Flight Attendant
- An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight...
- theo15 08/01/2009
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- Turbulent flight
- On an airline flight to Florida during a recent hurricane, the captain did his best to skirt the edge of the storm. But it was a pretty rough ride...
- rondetto 07/14/2009
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- Queen Princess
- My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the...
- rondetto 07/05/2009
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- A little knowledge
- A young, well-educated man on a business trip gets on a Plane to find himself seated next to an older, weathered man In a western snap shirt, faded...
- rondetto 06/23/2009
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- And You Thought Blond's Are Dumb
- A blond and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Boston to Seattle. The lawyer asks if he would like to play a fun game. The...
- ladj 05/24/2009
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- Comical Australian Airline Announcements
- All too rarely, Australian airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit...
- PrintRoomDan 05/20/2009
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- Comedy Ground Crew
- Ground Crew Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints...
- PrintRoomDan 05/20/2009
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- Irishman and a Mormon
- A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/24/2009
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- A Canadian and American gamble
- A Canadian and an American are on a flight to Australia. The American believes all Canadian are stupid so he thought of an idea to try and fool the...
- yuri_vaultin 01/30/2009
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- Calm Pilot
- While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and a young man looked out the window. “Good lord!” he screamed, “One of the engines just...
- djohn23 12/08/2008
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- Flight Attendant
- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he...
- re4manonline 11/30/2008
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- Woman Born Without Arms Becomes Certified Pilot
- Former Wright Flight volunteer, Jessica Cox, has made history by becoming the first armless person in the world to pilot an aircraft using only her...
- WrightFlightInc 10/29/2008
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- This is your Pilot speaking....
- A jumbo jet is making its final approach to TampaBayAirport. The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. We're on our final...
- Cbax819 10/29/2008
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- Ugly Baby
- A woman and her infant daughter are on a trans-Atlantic flight. A man seated nearby gets the woman's attention and says, "Lady, I hate to...
- castlethree 08/16/2008
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- gay flight attendant
- My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the...
- warhammer48 08/16/2008
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- Strippers as Flight Attendants
- Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!...
- djohn23 08/08/2008
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- A blonde in first class
- A blonde was on a plane to Paris. Only having an economy ticket, she boarded and sat in first class. The attendant asked her to see her ticket, and...
- djohn23 07/25/2008
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- New Stewardess
- An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain...
- djohn23 07/25/2008
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- Gay Flight Attendant
- My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As...
- djohn23 07/23/2008
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- An Interrupted Journey
- On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paperwork to take...
- ghoul_69 07/11/2008
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- The Plane Flight
- Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore were on a plane flight, looking down at the world. Bill Clinton said, "ya know, I...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/08/2008
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- Crabs
- A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator,...
- creepingkev 06/30/2008
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- Quick Flight
- A blond calls the Airport in Los Angeles wanting to know how long a flight would be from there to Trenton, NJ... needing to check the length of that...
- Zlima 06/25/2008
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- Baby planes
- A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window)...
- ghoul_69 06/15/2008
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- Blond Flight Passenger
- A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom I'm sorry, one...
- SpicySauce 05/25/2008
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- Stuck in a hotel
- An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight...
- ghoul_69 05/13/2008
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- Gay Flight Attendant
- The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle...
- Derbysquire 03/21/2008
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- A Blonde at NASA
- There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician "I want to go to the...
- mortgagemescott 03/14/2008
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- Gay Flight Attendant
- The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the...
- R2D2 02/19/2008
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- princess
- An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food...
- bananaman34 01/06/2008
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