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Confucius says: 1 Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. 2 Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. 3 Better to...
so there was this guy who wanted to see if he could fly. So he went to the top of his house and jumped off but nothing happened. So the next day...
Always Fly Safe!
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his...
There was this river, and about 12 inches above this river was a fly. And there was a trout in the river, and the trout said, "man if that...
Oldie but goodie... maybe
How many flys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but its kinda hard to get them in there.... sorry
Moral of the story
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish...
The Magic Beer Updated
A woman walks into a bar and sits down. The man sitting next to her asks her, "Do you want some magic beer?" She asks...
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody...
Do elephants fly
Private: Staff Officer, do elephants fly? Staff Officer: Ofcorse not, who the hell told you that Private: The general Staff Officer: Oh.......
When pigs fly...
They once said a black man will be president when pigs fly. Obama's first 100 days and BAM! Swine flu!
When Pigs Fly
Many said we would have a black President when pigs fly... Here we are 100 days into Obama's Presidency and swine flu.
I heard someone say that we need a black president as much as we need pigs to fly around...well 100 days in office and guess what? --swine flu !!!
How To Tell The Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting Flies” He...
A fish swimming down a stream spots a fly flying right over him. The fish thinks, "if that fly drops six inches, I can jump and catch that...
Flying without a parachute
A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about...
A Turd in the Park
Two flies land on a turd. The first fly lifts its leg and rips tremendous ass. The second fly says, "What are you doing!? I'm eating!"
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs...
if there were 5 flies in the kitchen What one would be the cowboy? the one on the range
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" She...
In a restaurant, a disgusted customer says: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? The waiter, after taking a close look says: It looks to...
Bird vs Fly
What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
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a flying ________
what has 10 wheels and flys??? a garbage truck!
Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book. The teacher noticed the fly sitting on the grade book, so she smacked it with a ruler. But,...
Two guys were walking and saw a fly on a pile of crap. One guy says to the other- Wow he had to go bad.
Superman Wonder Woman
Superman was flying around the city and was super horny. He spotted Wonder Woman lying on top of a building naked, with her legs spread. He...
The manager hired a new secretary. He was young, smart, handsome and polite. One day while taking dictation, he noticed the managers fly was...
Q: What do you call a fly with no wings? A: A walk.
what happen if you pull the wings off of a fly?
If you pull the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk?
My Generation and Your Generation
A very self-important university freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to...
A fish see a fly on the surface of the water and thinks to himself "If that fly comes down 6 inches, I can eat it!" A bear is...
Two flies land on a steaming pile of manure. The first fly lifts his leg and farts. The other fly says '' jesus Jim- i'm trying to eat.''
Why does Peater Pan fly? You would fly to if some one hit your peater with a pan!
Drunk that can fly
Three guys are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first guy says to the other guys "You know, if had just one more beer, I reckon I could...
How do you get five pounds of meat out of a fly? Unzip it.
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