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    • Confucius says
    • Confucius says: 1 Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. 2 Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. 3 Better to...
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    • so there was this guy who wanted to see if he could fly. So he went to the top of his house and jumped off but nothing happened. So the next day...
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    • One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish...
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    • When pigs fly...
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    • When Pigs Fly
    • Many said we would have a black President when pigs fly... Here we are 100 days into Obama's Presidency and swine flu.
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    • I heard someone say that we need a black president as much as we need pigs to fly around...well 100 days in office and guess what? --swine flu !!!
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    • How To Tell The Sex of a Fly
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    • The fly
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    • A Turd in the Park
    • Two flies land on a turd. The first fly lifts its leg and rips tremendous ass. The second fly says, "What are you doing!? I'm eating!"
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    • Little Johnny
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    • Two guys were walking and saw a fly on a pile of crap. One guy says to the other- Wow he had to go bad.
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    • table manners
    • Two flies land on a steaming pile of manure. The first fly lifts his leg and farts. The other fly says '' jesus Jim- i'm trying to eat.''
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    • Peater Pan
    • Why does Peater Pan fly? You would fly to if some one hit your peater with a pan!
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    • How do you get five pounds of meat out of a fly? Unzip it.
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