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    • Pelican

    • Strange bird the pelican, it's mouth can hold more then it's belly can.
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/04/2012
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Confucius says

    • Confucius says: 1 Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. 2 Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. 3 Better to...
    • Tslice
      Uploaded 09/23/2011
      • 885 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • retarded joke

    • so there was this guy who wanted to see if he could fly. So he went to the top of his house and jumped off but nothing happened. So the next day...
    • TO88
      Uploaded 10/26/2010
      • 325 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Always Fly Safe!

    • A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his...
    • BrandonAR
      Uploaded 02/23/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Rive

    • There was this river, and about 12 inches above this river was a fly. And there was a trout in the river, and the trout said, "man if that...
    • comeherewuss19
      Uploaded 08/03/2009
      • 997 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Oldie but goodie... maybe

    • How many flys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but its kinda hard to get them in there.... sorry
    • Kram163
      Uploaded 07/21/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Moral of the story

    • One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish...
    • lVloNsTe12
      Uploaded 06/16/2009
      • 2.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Magic Beer Updated

    • A woman walks into a bar and sits down. The man sitting next to her asks her, "Do you want some magic beer?" She asks...
    • akidnameddylan
      Uploaded 05/28/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jewish Samurai

    • Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 05/26/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Do elephants fly

    • Private: Staff Officer, do elephants fly? Staff Officer: Ofcorse not, who the hell told you that Private: The general Staff Officer: Oh.......
    • SimpleJack
      Uploaded 05/24/2009
      • 883 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • When pigs fly...

    • They once said a black man will be president when pigs fly. Obama's first 100 days and BAM! Swine flu!
    • eyelok
      Uploaded 04/30/2009
      • 2.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • When Pigs Fly

    • Many said we would have a black President when pigs fly... Here we are 100 days into Obama's Presidency and swine flu.
    • saneenough
      Uploaded 04/30/2009
      • 2.8k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Black President

    • I heard someone say that we need a black president as much as we need pigs to fly around...well 100 days in office and guess what? --swine flu !!!
    • bigdaddydent
      Uploaded 04/30/2009
      • 765 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • How To Tell The Sex of a Fly

    • A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting...
    • chrison426
      Uploaded 04/17/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The fly

    • A fish swimming down a stream spots a fly flying right over him. The fish thinks, "if that fly drops six inches, I can jump and catch that...
    • deadgirl
      Uploaded 02/25/2009
      • 13k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Flying without a parachute

    • A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about...
    • caroldaniel67
      Uploaded 01/26/2009
      • 398 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Turd in the Park

    • Two flies land on a turd. The first fly lifts its leg and rips tremendous ass. The second fly says, "What are you doing!? I'm eating!"
    • miniminkas
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 469 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • flying turtle

    • Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 12/06/2008
      • 442 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • cowboy housefly

    • if there were 5 flies in the kitchen What one would be the cowboy? the one on the range
    • billstmaxx
      Uploaded 11/25/2008
      • 946 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • fly hunter

    • A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" She...
    • xxmadmike76
      Uploaded 11/05/2008
      • 693 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fly Soup

    • In a restaurant, a disgusted customer says: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? The waiter, after taking a close look says: It looks to...
    • ragincajun0401
      Uploaded 09/18/2008
      • 383 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bird vs Fly

    • What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
    • blacksheep101
      Uploaded 09/12/2008
      • 3k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Little Johnny

    • Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book. The teacher noticed the fly sitting on the grade book, so she smacked it with a ruler. But,...
    • Disturbed01
      Uploaded 07/21/2008
      • 538 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • fly poo

    • Two guys were walking and saw a fly on a pile of crap. One guy says to the other- Wow he had to go bad.
    • blackshirts18
      Uploaded 07/19/2008
      • 390 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Superman Wonder Woman

    • Superman was flying around the city and was super horny. He spotted Wonder Woman lying on top of a building naked, with her legs spread. He...
    • EbaumsKing
      Uploaded 07/16/2008
      • 4.7k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Open fly

    • The manager hired a new secretary. He was young, smart, handsome and polite. One day while taking dictation, he noticed the managers fly was...
    • markofthebee33
      Uploaded 07/06/2008
      • 476 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • My Generation and Your Generation

    • A very self-important university freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 04/30/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Fly

    • A fish see a fly on the surface of the water and thinks to himself "If that fly comes down 6 inches, I can eat it!" A bear is...
    • Starkweather
      Uploaded 04/21/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • table manners

    • Two flies land on a steaming pile of manure. The first fly lifts his leg and farts. The other fly says '' jesus Jim- i'm trying to eat.''
    • jmc1
      Uploaded 04/06/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Peater Pan

    • Why does Peater Pan fly? You would fly to if some one hit your peater with a pan!
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 02/09/2008
      • 4.6k Views
      • 15 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunk that can fly

    • Three guys are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first guy says to the other guys "You know, if had just one more beer, I reckon I could...
    • shotglass
      Uploaded 02/06/2008
      • 422 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fly

    • How do you get five pounds of meat out of a fly? Unzip it.
    • boc1500
      Uploaded 12/21/2007
      • 826 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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