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- Only three doors
- An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain...
- BigBerto93 11/12/2010
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- middle eastern man carpet
- a middle eastern man is seen beating a carpet against a wall when a local man shouts "whats the problem will it not start"
- ElfBoy13 09/24/2010
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- The Aisle Seat
- Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before...
- ashleerules1 02/14/2010
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- what do you call...
- Q: what do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: a pilot, why what were you thinking?
- funnydude 02/08/2010
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- The Flying Drink
- A man visiting the big city hears of a bar on the west side of town that is located on the top floor of a skyscraper. Finding the idea of such a...
- Oyster_Effect 08/14/2009
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- Are the pilots flying blind?
- One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The...
- solidsnake4545 01/19/2009
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- How to handle kids
- As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No...
- lorddread 01/09/2009
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- The old Pilot
- A World War II Royal Air Force pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force. "In 1942," he says,...
- lorddread 01/08/2009
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- Air Trafic Control
- The pilot of an American Airways 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following dialogue between another pilot and the...
- lorddread 01/06/2009
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- Overbooked flight
- In an airport boarding area they announced that the flight was overbooked. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In...
- lorddread 01/02/2009
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- that was random
- Two mooses are flying over canada. One moose has a tomato wedged in his ear. The other moose is surprised by this and asks, "hey why is there a...
- lil_louie 12/16/2008
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- Ethnic Flying
- A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an...
- k3m0sabi 12/01/2008
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- Flying Dog
- A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He...
- markaronhalt 11/23/2008
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- Blonde Goes Flying
- A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her...
- ilmetalhead 10/30/2008
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- Woman Born Without Arms Becomes Certified Pilot
- Former Wright Flight volunteer, Jessica Cox, has made history by becoming the first armless person in the world to pilot an aircraft using only her...
- WrightFlightInc 10/29/2008
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- The Jewish and Chinese Pilots
- A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an...
- DreaD08 08/31/2008
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- Blonde Flying First Class
- There is a blonde on a plane to New York. She is sitting in the first class section, but her ticket says that she should be in the coach section. A...
- BIC1559 07/08/2008
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- Two fools are about to go flying
- Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his...
- JackHammer_MFZB 06/21/2008
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- Are The Pilots Flying Blind
- One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The...
- JackHammer_MFZB 06/18/2008
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- flying
- what has weels and flies? A garbage truck.
- tonytouch000 05/31/2008
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- Delta Airlines
- How did the airline Delta get its name? Delta stands for Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive.
- boc1500 03/28/2008
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- Detroit Jokes
- This happened on a flight ready to depart for Detroit . Jack was sitting when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an Emotional wreck,...
- auminer 02/28/2008
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