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    • "Diet Pills" by nustier

    • Women these days put way too much emphasis on their weight and looks, it65533s craziness. Not every girl can look like Jennifer Lopez. Hell, most...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/16/2012
      • 262 Views
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    • Pelican

    • Strange bird the pelican, it's mouth can hold more then it's belly can.
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/04/2012
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Consumer Labels

    • In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods:...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
      • 132 Views
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    • List or orgasms

    • Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum =...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
      • 200 Views
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    • Fat joke

    • What do you call two fat people trying to have kids? Mass production.
    • bassguy
      Uploaded 01/02/2012
      • 173 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dinner with who??

    • Wife: If you could have dinner with anyone, who would it be?? Man: Gandhi... Wife: Why!? Man: More food for me...
    • ipaintHER
      Uploaded 11/01/2011
      • 469 Views
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    • Bald Eagle for Lunch

    • A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trial, the conversation went...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 09/27/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Morning

    • The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled,...
    • PlaxMC
      Uploaded 02/02/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • food and health logic

    • Observations : The Japanese eat very little fat, and have lower risks of heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians. The French...
    • viaterra
      Uploaded 01/01/2011
      • 548 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Yum Pizza

    • Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
    • b_to_the_a
      Uploaded 10/25/2010
      • 327 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • senior citizen discount

    • $5.37." That's what the kid behind the counter at taco shack said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and...
    • 237g
      Uploaded 08/16/2010
      • 1.7k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 3 Guys On An Island

    • 3 guys ended up on an island. Their ship went down and not a sign of help coming. After a few days, they ran out of coconuts to eat. One of...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 06/06/2010
      • 3.9k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mexican Food

    • A Frecn, An American, and a Mexican, all plan a group suicide. The three of them decide to jump into a river packed with hungry crocodiles. When...
    • Armytron
      Uploaded 03/16/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stranded with vegan

    • You're stranded on an island with a vegan who somehow salvaged fruits and vegetables, you are starving to death, what do you eat? The vegan.
    • turkzil
      Uploaded 03/08/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Funny Test Answers

    • These are actual test answers from 16 year old kids in England. Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar The...
    • wxb200
      Uploaded 02/04/2010
      • 2.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • If i was a girl.

    • If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a...
    • horrorfreak
      Uploaded 10/22/2009
      • 5.4k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Irish Wish

    • An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says,...
    • zBaum
      Uploaded 09/26/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • food stamps

    • How do you starve a dead head? hide his food stamps under a bar of soap!
    • kbear
      Uploaded 08/14/2009
      • 737 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • A panda walks into a bar...

    • A panda walks into a bar and orders some food, after he's done eating he shoots the bartender and starts leaving. "Hey, you can't do...
    • heeyoh386
      Uploaded 07/30/2009
      • 4.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • North Pole Adventure

    • Two friend arrive to the North Pole after 2 weeks. After having built an igloo, one of then leaves to find some food. After an hour, he comes...
    • chimique1
      Uploaded 06/13/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Going bats

    • Two bats are out searching for a midnight feed. After a while they reunite at the belfry. Boris is still starving, not having found a thing to...
    • bangoskank99
      Uploaded 05/10/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • food store girl

    • there is a woman who has just recently broken up with her boyfriend newly single she needs to go to the food store to buy some food. so when...
    • whatsupdudes
      Uploaded 04/05/2009
      • 742 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Crazy Label Instructions

    • # N A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children. # ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping. # ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a...
    • timhoth
      Uploaded 03/16/2009
      • 833 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • fridges and fags

    • what's the difference between a fridge and a fag? A fridge doesn't fart whenn you pull meat out of it.
    • bucsfan99
      Uploaded 03/06/2009
      • 681 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Viagra Supresses Appetite

    • A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 02/27/2009
      • 578 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Naked Dinning

    • Well there was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning and the old gentleman said to...
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 02/13/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fishing

    • Give a man a fish & he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he’ll eat for a lifetime. (Conservative point of view) Tax a man...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/05/2009
      • 559 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Breakfast

    • She was in the kitchen doing two minute soft boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?" She turns...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/05/2009
      • 568 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Viagra is wonderful

    • One morning a long-wed couple were in an amourous embrace and the wife says: "Honey, that Viagra is so wonderful, let me fix us a nice full...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/05/2009
      • 560 Views
      • 0 Comments
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