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    • "Diet Pills" by nustier
    • Women these days put way too much emphasis on their weight and looks, it65533s craziness. Not every girl can look like Jennifer Lopez. Hell, most...
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    • Consumer Labels
    • In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods:...
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    • List or orgasms
    • Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum =...
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    • Fat joke
    • What do you call two fat people trying to have kids? Mass production.
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    • Dinner with who??
    • Wife: If you could have dinner with anyone, who would it be?? Man: Gandhi... Wife: Why!? Man: More food for me...
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    • Bald Eagle for Lunch
    • A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trial, the conversation went...
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    • Morning
    • The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled,...
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    • food and health logic
    • Observations : The Japanese eat very little fat, and have lower risks of heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians. The French...
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    • Yum Pizza
    • Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
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    • senior citizen discount
    • $5.37." That's what the kid behind the counter at taco shack said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and...
    • 237g 08/16/2010
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    • 3 Guys On An Island
    • 3 guys ended up on an island. Their ship went down and not a sign of help coming. After a few days, they ran out of coconuts to eat. One of...
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    • Mexican Food
    • A Frecn, An American, and a Mexican, all plan a group suicide. The three of them decide to jump into a river packed with hungry crocodiles. When...
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    • Stranded with vegan
    • You're stranded on an island with a vegan who somehow salvaged fruits and vegetables, you are starving to death, what do you eat? The vegan.
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    • Funny Test Answers
    • These are actual test answers from 16 year old kids in England. Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar The...
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    • If i was a girl.
    • If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a...
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    • Irish Wish
    • An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says,...
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    • food stamps
    • How do you starve a dead head? hide his food stamps under a bar of soap!
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    • A panda walks into a bar...
    • A panda walks into a bar and orders some food, after he's done eating he shoots the bartender and starts leaving. "Hey, you can't do...
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    • North Pole Adventure
    • Two friend arrive to the North Pole after 2 weeks. After having built an igloo, one of then leaves to find some food. After an hour, he comes...
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    • Going bats
    • Two bats are out searching for a midnight feed. After a while they reunite at the belfry. Boris is still starving, not having found a thing to...
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    • food store girl
    • there is a woman who has just recently broken up with her boyfriend newly single she needs to go to the food store to buy some food. so when...
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    • Crazy Label Instructions
    • # N A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children. # ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping. # ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a...
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    • fridges and fags
    • what's the difference between a fridge and a fag? A fridge doesn't fart whenn you pull meat out of it.
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    • Viagra Supresses Appetite
    • A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a...
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    • Naked Dinning
    • Well there was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning and the old gentleman said to...
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    • Fishing
    • Give a man a fish & he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he’ll eat for a lifetime. (Conservative point of view) Tax a man...
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    • Breakfast
    • She was in the kitchen doing two minute soft boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?" She turns...
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