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    • Hard to Find
    • This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous...
    • frost1102 05/05/2013
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    • aliens
    • Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas pumps and one of them said to it...
    • itsbriand_bitch 03/29/2011
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    • At the dentist
    • The dentist pulls out a needle to give the man a shot. ‘No way! No needles! I hate needles,’ the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up...
    • ThomasPHoolery 01/20/2011
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    • 2 Nuts, 7 Inches
    • There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the...
    • Disturbed01 09/10/2009
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    • Husband
    • A miserly husband was berating his long suffering wife about the bills. "Look at the water usage. It's exorbitant. You spend far too much...
    • roryorgan 06/12/2009
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    • Passing gas.
    • A man walks down a street. He suddenly stops. Then he farts. A woman "passes" by too. They both smell. While 2 guys stand 2 miles...
    • timmytouched 04/19/2009
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    • The Dentist
    • The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said. The dentist...
    • swifttallon 04/11/2009
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    • gas on the bus
    • You are on the bus when you suddenly realize.......you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a...
    • potatosack 03/05/2009
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    • Senility is Bliss
    • An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're...
    • saneenough 01/29/2009
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    • old lady
    • This old lady walks into the Doctor's office and says, "Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with farting. It's not really a...
    • DarkShadow 01/22/2009
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    • Men treat pussy like gas
    • MEN treat PUSSY LIKE GAS. They FILL up, PULL out and LEAVE. So TREAT that NIGGA like a GAS STATION. Make his ASS PAY B4 HE PUMPS.
    • KingCity 01/19/2009
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    • The Fart
    • Ibn Saud ben Alekh, a respectable and dignified merchant, was attending a camel auction in the main square when he was overcome by the most...
    • lorddread 12/31/2008
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    • The chronic
    • When i first smoked weed i was freakin out i was like oh my god am gonna get lung cancer, oh man oh man holy crap my pain in my foot is gone, oh...
    • babyslut 12/21/2008
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    • A Dog In Heat
    • A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in...
    • mayhem123 12/19/2008
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    • Bee Pee
    • A car is driving down the road. He realizes that the gas gage is dangerously low and he is in the middle of nowhere on an empty road. After a...
    • huntercates 10/30/2008
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    • Mr. Clinton
    • A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all...
    • heyyyfalcooone 07/21/2008
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    • I'm going to go down on you.
    • Shhhhhh!!....... Don't tell anyone...... I'm gonna go down on you.... ...And you're gonna love it........... ........But it's only going to be...
    • coldfire86 07/20/2008
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    • Blonde car
    • A blonde was driving up the road, and noticed she was low on gas, so she stopped at a gas station. She got out of the car and then realized she...
    • RCJC 07/17/2008
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    • Contest
    • Luke and Scooter stopped at a gas station to fill up their truck. On the side of the building, they saw a sign saying "ENTER HERE FOR A...
    • gizbo1328 07/17/2008
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    • ssssssssssssssss
    • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    • bohankeeton 07/12/2008
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    • New type of fuel
    • Did you here about the new type of gas? It's called wolfa gas. A black man goes into the gas station and gives the guy a twenty dollar bill and...
    • bohankeeton 07/12/2008
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    • New kind of fuel
    • Have you heard of the new type of gasoline? It's called wolfa gas. This black guy goes into the gas station and gives the guy a twenty and says...
    • bohankeeton 07/12/2008
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    • Oil
    • THOUGHT FOR THE DAY OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel. OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel. Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a...
    • sp67 07/10/2008
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    • George Carlin
    • A Message from George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but...
    • sp67 07/10/2008
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    • george bush
    • Q. why did george w. bush go to hell? A. because he is a fucking asshole and his gas and oil prices are kiling america and he is so retarded...
    • Rggburry2500 07/01/2008
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    • mom needs gas
    • Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?" His father says, "Son, I'm filling...
    • aubry12 06/26/2008
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    • I Want My Change
    • I went to a gas station, prepaid cash for a gallon of gas. At the time a price of a gallon of gas was $4.19 9/10. I paid the cashier $4.20 and...
    • pezoket 06/20/2008
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    • Chili Rampage pt.6
    • Home again without having shopped, I realized that there was nothing to eat but leftover chili, so I consumed two more bowls. The next day I...
    • Malaber 06/17/2008
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    • Chili Rampage pt.5
    • Once finished I left the restroom, reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached...
    • Malaber 06/17/2008
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    • Chili Rampage pt.4
    • Here's the thing. When you laugh, it's hard to keep things 'clamped down', if you know what I mean. With each new guffaw an explosive...
    • Malaber 06/17/2008
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    • Chili Rampage pt.3
    • There I stood, al one in the spice and baking aisle, suddenly enveloped in a noxious cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded. I...
    • Malaber 06/17/2008
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    • Chili Rampage pt.2
    • Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for the Wal-Mart grocery store for some...
    • Malaber 06/17/2008
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    • Chili Rampage
    • This is just so funny. For many reasons to me. I know we have all been there, and it is always a surprise. Oh Jim....... "Keep...
    • Malaber 06/17/2008
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    • Dumb Thoughts By KT
    • If gas stations make more money when people pay cash, why are they rude enough to walk inside, make a guess of how much gas we need, prepay them,...
    • pezoket 06/11/2008
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