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- Hard to Find
- This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde...
- frost1102 05/05/2013
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- Another day at the doctor's office
- I had to go back to the doctor's office this morning and the waiting room was still packed with people. A baker said she had a yeast infection. A...
- scubadude 07/30/2011
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- aliens
- Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas pumps and one of them said to it "Greetings,...
- itsbriand_bitch 03/29/2011
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- At the dentist
- The dentist pulls out a needle to give the man a shot. ‘No way! No needles! I hate needles,’ the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the...
- ThomasPHoolery 01/20/2011
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- 2 Nuts, 7 Inches
- There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio...
- Disturbed01 09/10/2009
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- hitler
- why did hitler kill himself?? he recieved his gas bill.
- mark987654321 06/07/2009
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- Passing gas.
- A man walks down a street. He suddenly stops. Then he farts. A woman "passes" by too. They both smell. While 2 guys stand 2 miles away,...
- timmytouched 04/19/2009
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- The Dentist
- The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said. The dentist starts to...
- swifttallon 04/11/2009
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- You Know You're White Trash When...
- Now this is much different than the "you know you're a redneck if," I feel that is overdone a lot, these are at least original for...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/18/2009
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- gas on the bus
- You are on the bus when you suddenly realize.......you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple...
- potatosack 03/05/2009
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- Senility is Bliss
- An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless,...
- saneenough 01/29/2009
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- old lady
- This old lady walks into the Doctor's office and says, "Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with farting. It's not really a...
- DarkShadow 01/22/2009
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- Men treat pussy like gas
- MEN treat PUSSY LIKE GAS. They FILL up, PULL out and LEAVE. So TREAT that NIGGA like a GAS STATION. Make his ASS PAY B4 HE PUMPS.
- KingCity 01/19/2009
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- Hitler?
- Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill
- Ihavenolife999 12/25/2008
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- The chronic
- When i first smoked weed i was freakin out i was like oh my god am gonna get lung cancer, oh man oh man holy crap my pain in my foot is gone, oh my...
- babyslut 12/21/2008
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- A Dog In Heat
- A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."...
- mayhem123 12/19/2008
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- Bee Pee
- A car is driving down the road. He realizes that the gas gage is dangerously low and he is in the middle of nowhere on an empty road. After a while...
- huntercates 10/30/2008
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- Mr. Clinton
- A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/21/2008
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- I'm going to go down on you.
- Shhhhhh!!....... Don't tell anyone...... I'm gonna go down on you.... ...And you're gonna love it........... ........But it's only going to be...
- coldfire86 07/20/2008
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- Blonde car
- A blonde was driving up the road, and noticed she was low on gas, so she stopped at a gas station. She got out of the car and then realized she...
- RCJC 07/17/2008
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- ssssssssssssssss
- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- bohankeeton 07/12/2008
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- New type of fuel
- Did you here about the new type of gas? It's called wolfa gas. A black man goes into the gas station and gives the guy a twenty dollar bill and says...
- bohankeeton 07/12/2008
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- New kind of fuel
- Have you heard of the new type of gasoline? It's called wolfa gas. This black guy goes into the gas station and gives the guy a twenty and says...
- bohankeeton 07/12/2008
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- George Carlin
- A Message from George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but...
- sp67 07/10/2008
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- george bush
- Q. why did george w. bush go to hell? A. because he is a fucking asshole and his gas and oil prices are kiling america and he is so retarded he...
- Rggburry2500 07/01/2008
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- mom needs gas
- Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?" His father says, "Son, I'm filling your...
- aubry12 06/26/2008
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- I Want My Change
- I went to a gas station, prepaid cash for a gallon of gas. At the time a price of a gallon of gas was $4.19 9/10. I paid the cashier $4.20 and...
- pezoket 06/20/2008
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- Dumb Thoughts By KT
- Remember the good ol' days when a gallon of gas cost less than a gallon of milk?
- pezoket 06/20/2008
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- President Bush and the Call Girl
- ONE DAY MR. BUSH WAS LOOKING FOR A CALL GIRL. IN A LOUNGE, THERE WAS A BLONDE, A BRUNETTE, AND A RED HEAD .TO THE BLONDE; HE SAID "I AM THE...
- i_know_jack 06/20/2008
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- Chili Rampage pt.6
- Home again without having shopped, I realized that there was nothing to eat but leftover chili, so I consumed two more bowls. The next day I went...
- Malaber 06/17/2008
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- Chili Rampage pt.5
- Once finished I left the restroom, reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached...
- Malaber 06/17/2008
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- Chili Rampage pt.4
- Here's the thing. When you laugh, it's hard to keep things 'clamped down', if you know what I mean. With each new guffaw an explosive issue burst...
- Malaber 06/17/2008
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- Chili Rampage pt.3
- There I stood, al one in the spice and baking aisle, suddenly enveloped in a noxious cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded. I was...
- Malaber 06/17/2008
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- Chili Rampage pt.2
- Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for the Wal-Mart grocery store for some tasty breakfast...
- Malaber 06/17/2008
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- Chili Rampage
- This is just so funny. For many reasons to me. I know we have all been there, and it is always a surprise. Oh Jim....... "Keep...
- Malaber 06/17/2008
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- Dumb Thoughts By KT
- If gas stations make more money when people pay cash, why are they rude enough to walk inside, make a guess of how much gas we need, prepay them,...
- pezoket 06/11/2008
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