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    • MARRYING GEORGE BUSH'S DAUGTHER

    • A dad tells his son " I want you to marry Georges Bush's daughter "and the son says no, the dad then says "I can get her to get...
    • edgar956
      Uploaded 09/20/2011
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    • 72 Virgins

    • After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 02/03/2011
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    • 6 Minutes Late

    • There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 11/11/2010
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    • ODD NIEGHBOR JOKE!!

    • What do you get when you cross a family man who rollerblades to work on his daughters birthday, with the post office?? ..... A random mailman...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 10/04/2010
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    • Unlucky George

    • George was your average man. Nice job, nice house, nice wife. Until one day, George lost his job. He went home early, only to find his wife in...
    • McMahon
      Uploaded 04/29/2010
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    • Obama vs. Osama

    • One day, God took a walk with both Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden. He was hoping to sort out any differences the two had. God gave up trying...
    • dmweber
      Uploaded 12/23/2009
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    • Personal gold urinal

    • Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a ’get acquainted’ tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea,...
    • pbl0
      Uploaded 04/05/2009
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    • Wise choice

    • George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don’t know what to do," says the...
    • pbl0
      Uploaded 04/05/2009
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    • Top 10 Bushisms

    • 10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 9) "I know how hard it is...
    • Disturbed01
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
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    • Boy George Joke

    • What's the difference between Boy George and a car thief? The car thief wouldn't have been caught, and jailed, for forcing entry into...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
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    • Puzzling

    • George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen putting together a puzzle and having a very difficult time of it. The first lady comes into...
    • Woeterman
      Uploaded 01/20/2009
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    • Washington, Nixon Dubya

    • Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush? A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't...
    • Woeterman
      Uploaded 01/20/2009
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    • Skin Transplant

    • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
    • chrison426
      Uploaded 01/12/2009
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    • Quotes from President Bush

    • -"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in...
    • cripster
      Uploaded 01/06/2009
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    • High tech hearing aid

    • Joe: Ei bro! I bought this new hearing aid! They say it's the latest gadget for the hearing-impaired, and they only used the highest level of...
    • pancitanton
      Uploaded 01/05/2009
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    • Wise Choice!

    • George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don’t know what to do," says the...
    • berv
      Uploaded 12/10/2008
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    • The Governments Plans

    • In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance. And...
    • jmiles134369
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
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    • Political Joke

    • Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice...
    • ShUtY
      Uploaded 11/20/2008
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    • George Gets Saddam

    • Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three...
    • EmEffer
      Uploaded 11/14/2008
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    • The President's Puzzle

    • Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice...
    • SoaD9888
      Uploaded 11/13/2008
      • 552 Views
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    • Palin and Bush

    • What's the difference between Gov. Sarah Palin and President George W. Bush? Lipstick
    • Brennen_Kloske
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
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    • Obama - Truth vs Lies

    • George Washington couldn't tell a lie.... Nixon couldn't tell the truth... Obama can't tell the difference.
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 11/05/2008
      • 606 Views
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    • George Burns on Oprah

    • George Burns was on the Oprah Winfrey Show, and bragged, that despite his 97 years, he could still have sex three times a night. After the show,...
    • smbrynien
      Uploaded 11/04/2008
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      • 3 Comments
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    • Bush's Clock

    • A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Peter at The Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What...
    • midnite492
      Uploaded 11/04/2008
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    • Good ol' USA

    • Q: What do the United States and Hellen Keller have in common? A: They both have a retarded bush.
    • timmuhb
      Uploaded 10/18/2008
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    • Identity proof

    • George w bush was buying some groceries at the local supermarket. he went to pay at the register with his credit card when the cashieer asked for...
    • Kibadanghi
      Uploaded 10/16/2008
      • 446 Views
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    • George Carlin Quotes Pt. 3

    • 21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank...
    • berv
      Uploaded 09/17/2008
      • 784 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • George Carlin Quotes Pt. 2

    • 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Is there another word for...
    • berv
      Uploaded 09/17/2008
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    • George Carlin Quotes

    • For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity...A few statements to ponder... George Carlin Quotes: 1. Don't sweat the petty...
    • berv
      Uploaded 09/17/2008
      • 925 Views
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    • Political airplane

    • John Mccain,Barrack Obama,and George Bush are on a plane.George bush throws out 1 dollar and says "I made 1 person happy",John Mccain...
    • SuperKAZman
      Uploaded 08/09/2008
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    • How to spend your Stimulus Check

    • President George Bush said each one of us would get a $600.00 tax rebate. Now: if we spend that money at Wal-Mart,all the money will go...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 07/09/2008
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    • Parachutes

    • A docter, George Bush, a Priest, and a little boy were on a plane when it started having engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/09/2008
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    • george bush

    • Q. why did george w. bush go to hell? A. because he is a fucking asshole and his gas and oil prices are kiling america and he is so retarded...
    • Rggburry2500
      Uploaded 07/01/2008
      • 588 Views
      • 12 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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