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- MARRYING GEORGE BUSH'S DAUGTHER
- A dad tells his son " I want you to marry Georges Bush's daughter "and the son says no, the dad then says "I can get her to get...
- edgar956 09/20/2011
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- 72 Virgins
- After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack...
- ThomasPHoolery 02/03/2011
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- 6 Minutes Late
- There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at...
- ThomasPHoolery 11/11/2010
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- ODD NIEGHBOR JOKE!!
- What do you get when you cross a family man who rollerblades to work on his daughters birthday, with the post office?? ..... A random mailman...
- sterobj 10/04/2010
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- Unlucky George
- George was your average man. Nice job, nice house, nice wife. Until one day, George lost his job. He went home early, only to find his wife in bed...
- McMahon 04/29/2010
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- Obama vs. Osama
- One day, God took a walk with both Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden. He was hoping to sort out any differences the two had. God gave up trying to...
- dmweber 12/23/2009
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- Personal gold urinal
- Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a ’get acquainted’ tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he...
- pbl0 04/05/2009
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- Wise choice
- George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don’t know what to do," says the Devil....
- pbl0 04/05/2009
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- George Carlin Paradox of our time
- AFTER THE DEATH OF HIS WIFE! GEORGE CARLIN POST 9-11 (His wife had recently died...) Isn't it amazing that the George Carlin - gross and mouthy...
- ViciousDick 04/02/2009
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- The Late George Carlin on "America"
- YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/22/2009
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- Top 10 Bushisms
- 10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 9) "I know how hard it is for...
- Disturbed01 01/21/2009
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- Boy George Joke
- What's the difference between Boy George and a car thief? The car thief wouldn't have been caught, and jailed, for forcing entry into the...
- yuri_vaultin 01/21/2009
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- George Dubya on a Sinking Ship
- Q:George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved? A:The nation.
- Woeterman 01/20/2009
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- Washington, Nixon Dubya
- Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush? A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell...
- Woeterman 01/20/2009
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- george bush drowning
- Q: How do you keep George W. Bush from drowning? A: You take your foot off his head.
- just_joe 01/12/2009
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- Skin Transplant
- A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
- chrison426 01/12/2009
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- Quotes from President Bush
- -"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan....
- cripster 01/06/2009
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- High tech hearing aid
- Joe: Ei bro! I bought this new hearing aid! They say it's the latest gadget for the hearing-impaired, and they only used the highest level of...
- pancitanton 01/05/2009
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- Wise Choice!
- George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don’t know what to do," says the...
- berv 12/10/2008
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- The Governments Plans
- In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance. And...
- jmiles134369 12/04/2008
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- Funny quotes by George W Bush
- 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.' 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.' 'Republicans understand...
- GagOnMyShaft 12/03/2008
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- Political Joke
- Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice...
- ShUtY 11/20/2008
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- George Gets Saddam
- Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three...
- EmEffer 11/14/2008
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- The President's Puzzle
- Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice...
- SoaD9888 11/13/2008
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- Palin and Bush
- What's the difference between Gov. Sarah Palin and President George W. Bush? Lipstick
- Brennen_Kloske 11/10/2008
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- Obama - Truth vs Lies
- George Washington couldn't tell a lie.... Nixon couldn't tell the truth... Obama can't tell the difference.
- djohn23 11/05/2008
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- George Burns on Oprah
- George Burns was on the Oprah Winfrey Show, and bragged, that despite his 97 years, he could still have sex three times a night. After the show,...
- smbrynien 11/04/2008
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- Bush's Clock
- A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Peter at The Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are...
- midnite492 11/04/2008
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- Good ol' USA
- Q: What do the United States and Hellen Keller have in common? A: They both have a retarded bush.
- timmuhb 10/18/2008
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- Identity proof
- George w bush was buying some groceries at the local supermarket. he went to pay at the register with his credit card when the cashieer asked for his...
- Kibadanghi 10/16/2008
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- Bush Presidential Library Destroyed By Flood
- Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential...
- buckeyesr1 10/12/2008
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- George Carlin Quotes Pt. 3
- 21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank...
- berv 09/17/2008
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- George Carlin Quotes Pt. 2
- 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Is there another word for...
- berv 09/17/2008
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- George Carlin Quotes
- For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity...A few statements to ponder... George Carlin Quotes: 1. Don't sweat the petty things...
- berv 09/17/2008
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- The difference between the parties
- A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of newborn puppies when George W. Bush came by on his morning run. Bush asked the boy what the puppies...
- PhilboFagons 08/10/2008
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- Political airplane
- John Mccain,Barrack Obama,and George Bush are on a plane.George bush throws out 1 dollar and says "I made 1 person happy",John Mccain...
- SuperKAZman 08/09/2008
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- How to spend your Stimulus Check
- President George Bush said each one of us would get a $600.00 tax rebate. Now: if we spend that money at Wal-Mart,all the money will go to...
- djohn23 07/09/2008
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- Parachutes
- A docter, George Bush, a Priest, and a little boy were on a plane when it started having engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/09/2008
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- george bush
- Q. why did george w. bush go to hell? A. because he is a fucking asshole and his gas and oil prices are kiling america and he is so retarded he...
- Rggburry2500 07/01/2008
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