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    • A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small...
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    • A man was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when the man turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if...
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    • The Stairs To Heaven...
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    • Daddys penis
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    • Tickle me Elmo factory
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    • A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why...
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    • Pregnant
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    • Swine flu bitch
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    • Cute girl in a bar
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    • Face-lifts
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    • apartment for rent
    • APARTMENT FOR RENT A prosperous and somewhat amorous businessman propositioned a beautiful chorus girl of well proportioned figure to spend...
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    • Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough....
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    • The Little Fire Engine
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    • Old Woman
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    • A Toast
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    • Cinco De Drinko
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    • Jims Birthday
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    • Italian Grandma's Advice!
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    • If you were President
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    • At the dinner table
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    • Brothel Trip
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    • Bad Day
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    • The grotesque woman
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    • Mexican Girl
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    • Scottish Hunting
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    • Jonah and the whale
    • A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because...
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