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    • Tampons
    • Q. What did one tampon say to the other? A. Nothin! They were stuck up bitches.
    • Jackassory1982 01/21/2009
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    • Bad Idea
    • Why is it not a good idea to finger your girlfriend first thing in the morning? - - - - - Ever tried peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
    • Bahamo 01/20/2009
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    • The drink
    • A girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy around, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he...
    • Riley 01/18/2009
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    • How did he know?
    • A woman was shopping at her local supermarket. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt, a drunk standing behind her watched as she...
    • billy0246810 01/17/2009
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    • Sandwiches in Bed
    • A guy and a girl want to make out. So they go to the girl's house and before entering her room, the girl stops and says, "My little sister...
    • Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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    • Too Drunk
    • A normal man walks into a bar one night. He sits down to order himself a few shots. Taking the last shot he notices a jar full of $100 bills. He...
    • SiccMade209 01/04/2009
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    • WhiteBlack Marriage?
    • A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride is in...
    • shoots222 01/03/2009
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    • Condoms in isle 12
    • This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. The lady askes "what size" and the guy says...
    • littleguy89 01/02/2009
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    • A sensitive guy.
    • A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around...
    • DarthTolkien 12/30/2008
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    • Confession
    • The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" The girl...
    • dcervenka05 12/23/2008
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    • A Dog In Heat
    • A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in...
    • mayhem123 12/19/2008
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    • Twice
    • A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his...
    • vampdyer 12/15/2008
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    • An Elderly Couple
    • An elderly man and woman lived in the nursing home together. The elderly man liked the elderly woman very much. So one day, he asks if they could...
    • juffan 12/13/2008
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    • Deaf Mute Parents
    • A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he finally gets up...
    • juffan 12/12/2008
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    • Meet The Parents
    • A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that...
    • irock_2006 12/09/2008
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    • Barbie Fakes It
    • A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring...
    • irock_2006 12/09/2008
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    • Girls and Toilets
    • What's the difference between a girl and a toilet? A toilet doesn't wanna cuddle after you drop a load in it.
    • miniminkas 12/05/2008
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    • First Times
    • A shy, somewhat redneck boy heads off to college. After some time he meets a girl, dates her for a while and they both decide to take their...
    • irock_2006 12/05/2008
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    • Stolen Kiss
    • A Yankee fan, a Mets fan, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets...
    • midnite492 12/04/2008
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    • Cop and little girl
    • A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said....
    • mentosbob12 12/03/2008
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    • Santa Problems
    • Santa was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman was awaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay and cuddle with...
    • jobeman1296 12/02/2008
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    • stupid nomad
    • A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for...
    • ebaumer3596 12/02/2008
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    • Carmen
    • A man is drinking in a bar and notices an attractive woman on the other side of the bar. He goes over to her and asks her what her name...
    • mbird22 12/01/2008
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    • An F in sex
    • A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey,...
    • Firuze 11/25/2008
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    • The Frog
    • So the other day, I was out on the golf course. I was having a horrible round. On hole #3, I was grabbing my 5 wood out of my bag when I heard...
    • anevins 11/13/2008
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    • The Virgin
    • A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl...
    • tdoglog 11/07/2008
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    • survivor joke
    • A Cruise Liner in the Pacific sinks. There were only 3 survivors: Ian,Darren and Deirdre... They manage to swim to a small...
    • Falthor 11/07/2008
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    • redneck boy vs Girl
    • What's the difference between a redneck boy and a redneck girl? A redneck girl has a higher sperm count.
    • Falthor 11/06/2008
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    • The Pharmacist
    • A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that...
    • coolguy2222 11/01/2008
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    • short stop at a bar
    • A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the...
    • mayhem123 10/26/2008
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    • Store shopping list
    • A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent 1 Bar of soap 3 individual servings of yogurt 2 oranges 1...
    • mjp124 10/24/2008
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    • Teddy Bears
    • After a woman meets a man in a bar, they talk and end up leaving together. They get back to his flat, and as he's showing her around, she notices...
    • dyn4life 10/10/2008
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    • Granpa's Magic Trick
    • This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" Her granny replies "No dear,...
    • djohn23 10/08/2008
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    • Hotel Sex
    • A man checks into an hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths...
    • djohn23 10/07/2008
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