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    • YO MAMA
    • Let there be light! Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!
    • ROMANGUTS 05/21/2012
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    • Little Johnny and April
    • Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • Mis85 04/25/2012
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    • Reason fish smell
    • One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were...
    • Mis85 04/25/2012
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    • Creation
    • An atheist scientist came to God and said, "We've figured out how to make a man without you." God said, "OK, let me see you do...
    • IronDavyBonney 11/10/2011
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    • The Popes wants to drive
    • After getting all of the Popes luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on...
    • rockbottom56 10/16/2011
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    • Satan in Church
    • A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front...
    • BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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    • How a Planet Came to Be
    • I once walked up to God. As I stood before him I turned around, only to let one rip before the the Great Holiness. I turn around to see him with...
    • Burnout3D 07/02/2011
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    • Pilots.
    • Whats the difference between GOD and a pilot? God doesn't think he's a pilot.
    • DesertDookie 06/05/2011
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    • Balloons
    • Little boys asked his mom "what r those bumps on your chest?". Mom says " ask your dad". Little boys asks dad "what r...
    • anoffdutyninja 03/26/2011
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    • God Knows Best
    • Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?", God says: "So you would love her.", "But God, the man...
    • CyberHumour 02/16/2011
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    • Religious Joke
    • I asked God, "How long is a million years to you?" He said "one second". Then I asked, "How much is a million dollars to...
    • brandex2000 01/26/2011
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    • Two little boys
    • Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief...
    • ThomasPHoolery 01/12/2011
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    • Dominating the women
    • Everyone on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God greets them and says, "Men, make two lines: one for those who dominated their women and one...
    • zefarrett 01/11/2011
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    • God the Chicken
    • An agnostic once posed a question to a friend of his: "What would you think if you found out upon your death that God was a chicken? To...
    • Urbanus1234 12/09/2010
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    • Tricking a Nun
    • A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
    • BigSexy1174 11/27/2010
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    • Are You Whipped?
    • Everybody on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God greets them and says, "Men, make two lines: one for those who dominated their women and one...
    • Eastside_Dave 11/24/2010
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    • Praise the lord
    • An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE...
    • vxjacobxv 11/09/2010
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    • Amen
    • The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell...
    • MobileHomie 10/13/2010
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    • Sleeping in Church
    • Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and...
    • showmaster94 08/13/2010
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    • Adam and Eve
    • (The following takes place in Sunday School class with the kiddies) There is a little girl who always stands out in the class because she...
    • OkBluesFan 08/08/2010
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    • Zebra identity crisis
    • A Zebra goes to heaven. He's asking Gabriel whether he is black or white. Gabriel says to ask God. So the the Zebra goes to God and and he...
    • jiggersnot 07/01/2010
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    • Zeus
    • Zeus the greek god was flying over ancient Greece when he spotted a georgeous woman naked washing herself. He made love to her then stroked...
    • rondetto 04/09/2010
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    • The REAL difference in rank
    • GENERAL: Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid...
    • smodaddy 02/23/2010
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    • WWJD?
    • One day, there was a catastrophic event which caused all living creatures on earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven. God...
    • lennny01 01/30/2010
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    • What is God?
    • little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god...
    • Skool 01/16/2010
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    • Act of God
    • The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The...
    • Kaizer22 01/10/2010
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    • Vatican Press Release
    • Vatican Press Release: "Be all Women informed that lying in bed, naked, entangled with somebody and screaming: *Oh my God* *Oh my God* *Oh...
    • caroldaniel67 01/05/2010
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    • god jokes
    • When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to...
    • guinness13494 12/31/2009
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    • the zebra
    • A zebra makes it to heaven and asks God, "Am i a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God says,...
    • skeetandretreat 12/30/2009
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