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- Religious Anecdote Joke
- Sometime ago there was a Christian man who lived in a well-respected community. This place was prone to various bad weather changes and one day...
- guyz1 04/02/2013
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- Little Johnny and April
- Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- Reason fish smell
- One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- Why are black guy's palms and the bottom of their feet white
- They were assuming the position when God spray painted them.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- God is Wise
- Why did god give women legs? So they wouldn't leave snail trails everywhere.
- yeastybeast 02/10/2012
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- The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers
- What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
- IronDavyBonney 11/10/2011
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- A Glass to an Optimist, a Pessimist and an Engineer
- To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
- IronDavyBonney 11/10/2011
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- Why Dogs and Cats are Better than Children
- Remember: Dogs and cats are better than children because they: 01. Eat less. 02. Usually come when called. 03. Are easier to train....
- IronDavyBonney 11/10/2011
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- The 20 Dollar Bill and the 1 Dollar Bill
- Two well worn bills arrived at the Federal Reserve Bank to be retired - a twenty and a one. As they traveled down the conveyor belt, they struck up a...
- IronDavyBonney 11/10/2011
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- Creation
- An atheist scientist came to God and said, "We've figured out how to make a man without you." God said, "OK, let me see you do...
- IronDavyBonney 11/10/2011
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- The Popes wants to drive
- After getting all of the Popes luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the...
- rockbottom56 10/16/2011
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- Satan in Church
- A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- God is Wise
- Why did god give women legs? So they wouldn't leave snail trails everywhere.
- yeastybeast 07/27/2011
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- How a Planet Came to Be
- I once walked up to God. As I stood before him I turned around, only to let one rip before the the Great Holiness. I turn around to see him with a...
- Burnout3D 07/02/2011
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- The Creation of the Opposite Sex
- One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?"...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- Pilots.
- Whats the difference between GOD and a pilot? God doesn't think he's a pilot.
- DesertDookie 06/05/2011
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- Balloons
- Little boys asked his mom "what r those bumps on your chest?". Mom says " ask your dad". Little boys asks dad "what r those...
- anoffdutyninja 03/26/2011
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- God Knows Best
- Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?", God says: "So you would love her.", "But God, the man says,...
- CyberHumour 02/16/2011
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- Religious Joke
- I asked God, "How long is a million years to you?" He said "one second". Then I asked, "How much is a million dollars to...
- brandex2000 01/26/2011
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- Two little boys
- Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in...
- ThomasPHoolery 01/12/2011
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- Dominating the women
- Everyone on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God greets them and says, "Men, make two lines: one for those who dominated their women and one for...
- zefarrett 01/11/2011
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- Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?
- The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can...
- ThomasPHoolery 01/11/2011
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- God the Chicken
- An agnostic once posed a question to a friend of his: "What would you think if you found out upon your death that God was a chicken? To which...
- Urbanus1234 12/09/2010
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- Tricking a Nun
- A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
- BigSexy1174 11/27/2010
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- Are You Whipped?
- Everybody on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God greets them and says, "Men, make two lines: one for those who dominated their women and one for...
- Eastside_Dave 11/24/2010
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- Shit happens. Broken down religiously
- Taoism: Shit happens, go with the flow. Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding. Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: Shit...
- exactly 11/24/2010
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- Praise the lord
- An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE...
- vxjacobxv 11/09/2010
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- Amen
- The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him...
- MobileHomie 10/13/2010
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- Sleeping in Church
- Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks...
- showmaster94 08/13/2010
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- Adam and Eve
- (The following takes place in Sunday School class with the kiddies) There is a little girl who always stands out in the class because she knows...
- OkBluesFan 08/08/2010
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- Zebra identity crisis
- A Zebra goes to heaven. He's asking Gabriel whether he is black or white. Gabriel says to ask God. So the the Zebra goes to God and and he asks...
- jiggersnot 07/01/2010
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- Down with Chuck Norris, up with Morgan Freeman
- Morgan Freeman does not play the role of god, god plays the role of Morgan Freeman. Just one for now, comment with new ones k? k.
- vashfire87 04/10/2010
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- The REAL difference in rank
- GENERAL: Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid...
- smodaddy 02/23/2010
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- What is God?
- little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is...
- Skool 01/16/2010
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- Act of God
- The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The...
- Kaizer22 01/10/2010
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- Vatican Press Release
- Vatican Press Release: "Be all Women informed that lying in bed, naked, entangled with somebody and screaming: *Oh my God* *Oh my God* *Oh my...
- caroldaniel67 01/05/2010
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- god jokes
- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to...
- guinness13494 12/31/2009
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