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- WIN OVER THE FATHER IN LAW
- A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father...
- mrsirsouth 11/14/2008
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- Our Father
- During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this...
- seeley17 11/03/2008
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- Two Trouble Makers
- A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred...
- ilmetalhead 10/30/2008
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- Dear god, ive kidnapped your mother
- There was a young boy who wanted a new bike really badly. he goes up to his mother and asks "mom can i have a new bike" the mother replied...
- ARCshadow 10/28/2008
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- The Night Light
- An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Bill, everything looks great. How are you...
- lilstutzy 10/27/2008
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- You Might Be A Redneck If...
- Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your...
- mayhem123 10/27/2008
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- Ancestry...
- Ancestry... A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children...
- lilstutzy 10/24/2008
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- No Need For God?
- God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life...
- Ryan1966 10/22/2008
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- Priest and Nun golfing
- One day a priest and a nun were playing golf. The priest steps up to the tee and hits his ball, it flies through the air only to land in the nearby...
- Nixon 10/14/2008
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- Broke Blonde
- A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. “Dear Lord,” she prays, “if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win...
- mjp124 10/13/2008
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- Bat
- God gave a black child wings and he asked "God am i an angel now?" God says "na nigga u a bat!"
- Zealousplaya2 10/10/2008
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- God And Women
- This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions. guy: "Why are girls so pretty?" God: "So you'll like...
- Eastside_Dave 10/02/2008
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- Washed to sea
- A woman is walking with her son when a huge wave washes him out to see. The woman pleads with God to bring her son back and another great wave comes...
- odannyboy 09/25/2008
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- Adam and Eve
- God looks down at Adam, just after he created him and said, "Adam, I tell you what, I will make you a woman. She will be just perfect. She will...
- davida8575 09/24/2008
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- Man Talks to God
- Man Talks to God Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."...
- rhoula 09/16/2008
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- Jesus Meets His Dad
- Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he...
- mynameisnobody 09/03/2008
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- The Seventh Day
- On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football." And it was good. Later that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule...
- WonderBizzle 08/24/2008
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- "God will save me"
- A guy is drowning in the ocean. So a ship comes by and the sailor says "Do you need help?" and the drowning guy says "No, thank you....
- VampyreChick93 08/22/2008
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- Exit from Eden
- After Eve talked Adam into eating from the forbidden tree God appeared to cast them from Eden. Originally God had only intended on making Adam, and...
- toast_tea 08/16/2008
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- Dying Lawyer
- A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?" He told her to...
- djohn23 08/05/2008
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- ONE AT A TIME
- One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," God said. Adam looked at God and said,...
- BIC1559 08/02/2008
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- Mistaken Identity
- A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that...
- i_know_jack 08/01/2008
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- Little Johnny - Who Is God?
- Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, "Dad, is god a man or a woman?" His Dad replies, "Johnny, both. God is...
- MidnightSonata 07/28/2008
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- Little Johnny - Heavy Wagon
- Little Johnny was going to his faters house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon. He was...
- MidnightSonata 07/28/2008
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- YOU GOTTA HAVE FAITH
- Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to...
- BIC1559 07/26/2008
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- what did god say...?
- what did god say when he made the first black person? Oh Shit! i burnt one!
- poppydillyseed 07/25/2008
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- Adam's questions
- One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said,...
- jsal 07/24/2008
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- yo mama
- yo mama is so fat god said let there be light
- moneymaker1127 07/24/2008
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- Two sausages were frying in a frying pan
- Two sausages were frying in a frying pan. One says to the other, "Damn, it's hot in here" The other said, "Oh my God! A talking...
- EbaumsKing 07/20/2008
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- Who Is God
- (A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question.) Boy: Dad, is God a man or a woman? Father: Both, son, both. (After a short...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/18/2008
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- Asleep in Church
- A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a long...
- fiveonefiveoh 07/16/2008
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- Thank God It's Friday
- An attractive blonde and a handsome man step into the same elevator. The blonde sighs happily and says 'TGIF', and is surprised when the man replies...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/10/2008
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- The Blonde Lottery
- A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/10/2008
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- The Wonders of God
- A boy was sitting on a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God. "Hallelujah! Hallelujah!...
- fiveonefiveoh 07/09/2008
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- anger problems
- one day a guy with anger issues woke up late. he got so pissed and said 'ahh shit my alarm clock wasn't set"!! then he went to breakfast in his...
- Rggburry2500 07/07/2008
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