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    • Our Father

    • During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us...
    • seeley17
      Uploaded 11/03/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • Two Trouble Makers

    • A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief...
    • ilmetalhead
      Uploaded 10/30/2008
      • 426 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The Night Light

    • An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Bill, everything looks great. How are...
    • lilstutzy
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
      • 625 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • You Might Be A Redneck If...

    • Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start...
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
      • 459 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Ancestry...

    • Ancestry... A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had...
    • lilstutzy
      Uploaded 10/24/2008
      • 550 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • No Need For God?

    • God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create...
    • Ryan1966
      Uploaded 10/22/2008
      • 744 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Praying

    • When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/18/2008
      • 515 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Priest and Nun golfing

    • One day a priest and a nun were playing golf. The priest steps up to the tee and hits his ball, it flies through the air only to land in the...
    • Nixon
      Uploaded 10/14/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Broke Blonde

    • A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. Dear Lord, she prays, if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 328 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Heaven

    • A man wakes up, puts on his robe, grabs his coffee, and walks out to the street to get his paper. Suddenly, a giant bus falls upon him, instantly...
    • wadageek
      Uploaded 10/12/2008
      • 976 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Bat

    • God gave a black child wings and he asked "God am i an angel now?" God says "na nigga u a bat!"
    • Zealousplaya2
      Uploaded 10/10/2008
      • 2.2k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • God And Women

    • This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions. guy: "Why are girls so pretty?" God: "So you'll...
    • Eastside_Dave
      Uploaded 10/02/2008
      • 725 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Washed to sea

    • A woman is walking with her son when a huge wave washes him out to see. The woman pleads with God to bring her son back and another great wave...
    • odannyboy
      Uploaded 09/25/2008
      • 705 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Adam and Eve

    • God looks down at Adam, just after he created him and said, "Adam, I tell you what, I will make you a woman. She will be just perfect. She...
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 09/24/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Man Talks to God

    • Man Talks to God Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."...
    • rhoula
      Uploaded 09/16/2008
      • 573 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Heaven

    • Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated...
    • erricred
      Uploaded 09/07/2008
      • 521 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jesus Meets His Dad

    • Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he...
    • mynameisnobody
      Uploaded 09/03/2008
      • 507 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Seventh Day

    • On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football." And it was good. Later that day, God said, "Let there be one team to...
    • WonderBizzle
      Uploaded 08/24/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • "God will save me"

    • A guy is drowning in the ocean. So a ship comes by and the sailor says "Do you need help?" and the drowning guy says "No, thank...
    • VampyreChick93
      Uploaded 08/22/2008
      • 1.9k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Exit from Eden

    • After Eve talked Adam into eating from the forbidden tree God appeared to cast them from Eden. Originally God had only intended on making Adam,...
    • toast_tea
      Uploaded 08/16/2008
      • 503 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Poke me

    • A girl called jess keeps falling asleep in class one day the teacher comes up 2 her and goes JESSICA, TELL ME WHO DIED ON THE CROSS jess is...
    • mlinky
      Uploaded 08/10/2008
      • 6k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dying Lawyer

    • A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?" He told...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/05/2008
      • 825 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • ONE AT A TIME

    • One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," God said. Adam looked at God and said,...
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 08/02/2008
      • 803 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mistaken Identity

    • A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 590 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Little Johnny - Heavy Wagon

    • Little Johnny was going to his faters house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon. He was...
    • MidnightSonata
      Uploaded 07/28/2008
      • 425 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • YOU GOTTA HAVE FAITH

    • Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to...
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 07/26/2008
      • 849 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Adam's questions

    • One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he...
    • jsal
      Uploaded 07/24/2008
      • 658 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Who Is God

    • (A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question.) Boy: Dad, is God a man or a woman? Father: Both, son, both. (After a...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/18/2008
      • 473 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Asleep in Church

    • A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a...
    • fiveonefiveoh
      Uploaded 07/16/2008
      • 574 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • god joke

    • what did god say after he created the first black person? oh shit, i burnt it.
    • sublime01
      Uploaded 07/14/2008
      • 510 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Thank God It's Friday

    • An attractive blonde and a handsome man step into the same elevator. The blonde sighs happily and says 'TGIF', and is surprised when the man...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/10/2008
      • 4.5k Views
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    • The Blonde Lottery

    • A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/10/2008
      • 274 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Wonders of God

    • A boy was sitting on a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God. "Hallelujah!...
    • fiveonefiveoh
      Uploaded 07/09/2008
      • 648 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • anger problems

    • one day a guy with anger issues woke up late. he got so pissed and said 'ahh shit my alarm clock wasn't set"!! then he went to breakfast in...
    • Rggburry2500
      Uploaded 07/07/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 13 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Who is God?

    • A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes...
    • wanghanglo897
      Uploaded 07/06/2008
      • 391 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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