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    • Beard
    • I used to hate the idea of having a beard, but now it's starting to grow on me.
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    • Consumer Labels
    • In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods:...
    • Mis85 04/25/2012
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    • Blonde wants to buy WHAT?
    • A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve...
    • Mis85 04/21/2012
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    • Bald Men
    • Q. Why do bald men have holes in there pockets?A. So they can run their fingers through their hair.
    • shell27 04/04/2012
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    • Ever Done Anything Wild?
    • An older gentleman was standing at a bus stop, observing a young man with orange, green, and blue spiked hair. After a few moments, the young man...
    • ThomasPHoolery 11/12/2010
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    • Man from Nantucket
    • There once was a man from Nantucket Who tounge puched his wife in the fart box then fucked it He said with a grin As he blew his load on her...
    • rattlebox02 07/25/2010
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    • Documentation
    • Mobsters fall into a police trap. The cops give 'driving too fast' as the reason and follow the standard procedure. "Can you show me your...
    • P00KY 04/04/2010
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    • Clean Hair
    • Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair...
    • philbos81 02/09/2010
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    • Blond Joke
    • BLONDE JOKE Two blond girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and...
    • roxanna_us 10/08/2009
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    • Your Hair Smells Nice
    • Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair...
    • Borm_Diddy 08/26/2009
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    • Headphones For Blondes
    • A blonde walked into a hairdresser with headphones on and said to the hairdresser, "Do anything with my hair, but don't take the earphones...
    • djbice316 07/01/2009
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    • Tuna and Pussy
    • What is the difference between Tuna and Pussy? -Same smell, but you wont get hair stuck in your teeth from eating tuna...
    • wxb200 06/22/2009
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    • Vacation
    • A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who...
    • kydartmaster 06/17/2009
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    • A Free Haircut
    • One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from...
    • philipsmith8 04/16/2009
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    • blond hairdye
    • What do you call a blond that dies her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence!
    • eyelok 03/19/2009
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    • Punkrocker's Hair
    • An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The punkrocker's hair is red, green, yellow and orange. He has feather...
    • pappas89 12/22/2008
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    • One i made earlier MATURE
    • There was a young girl from mitcham who scratched her tw@t in the kitchen her mother yelled "ROSE FLEAS I SUPPOSE"? She said " BOLLOX GET ON WITH...
    • slipknob 12/12/2008
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    • Italian Couple
    • How do you know when an Italian girl is going steady? Her boyfriend's initials are shaved into her back.
    • miniminkas 12/09/2008
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    • Teenager at the Mall
    • One day there was a teenage punk-rock boy who decided to go to the local shopping mall. He had just about the craziest hair-do you could imagine....
    • juffan 11/29/2008
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    • Gigger
    • Not really a joke, but a life reference. quote- "Saying Ginger to a red head is like calling a black guy a nigger." -end...
    • CabooseGT 10/21/2008
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    • No Blondes
    • A blonde walks into Best Buy. She sees something she likes and finds the nearest clerk and asks "how much does this microwave...
    • Killaz_Inc 10/02/2008
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    • Hair
    • Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair...
    • berv 09/23/2008
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    • SIMPLE SOLUTION
    • A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wants a virgin bride. Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen. The...
    • BIC1559 08/26/2008
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    • Get a haircut
    • A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!". The boy replies "But...
    • mynameisnobody 08/26/2008
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    • Unbeerievable Nuns
    • While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun...
    • CarGirl 07/21/2008
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    • Long Hair
    • Jason, just turning 17, asks his dad if he can have a car. His dad says, "Yes, but first you have to get your grades up, read your Bible and...
    • heyyyfalcooone 07/10/2008
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    • Hair on your Twinkie
    • A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber's chair eating a snack cake, while her dad gets his hair...
    • Tom7997 07/01/2008
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    • Blonde at the barber
    • A blonde walks in to a barber shop wearing a couple of headphones. She specifically tells the barber not to take them off while he's cutting her...
    • manneklint 06/11/2008
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    • No Pubic Hair?
    • A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted,...
    • ghoul_69 06/04/2008
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    • Hairy Rabbit
    • A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately, the...
    • helpher 06/01/2008
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    • Nice Smelling Hair
    • A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells...
    • akn220 05/29/2008
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    • Nudist Midget
    • Why was the midget thrown out of the nudist colony? For telling all the girls, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."
    • jimmysamurai 05/25/2008
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    • Blonde TV
    • A blonde goes into a store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV on the shelf. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes,...
    • rpatrick3677 05/06/2008
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