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- Girlf-hand
- Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend,Ya know what, I'm as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Girlf-hand
- Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend…Ya know what, I’m as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As...
- nustierleonard 05/05/2012
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- Lepers playing poker....
- Did you hear about the two lepers playing poker ? one thru there hand in the other laughed his head off..........
- shell27 04/04/2012
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- Quotes on Sex
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- Helen Keller jokes
- Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A. she needs the other to moan with. Q: Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the...
- DarkShadow 05/14/2011
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- what do you call...
- What do you call a guy with his hand up acamels ass? An Afgani mechanic
- iamking837 11/16/2010
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- Hellen Keller Masterbating
- Why does Hellen Keller masterbate with one hand ? So she can moan with her other hand.
- TO88 10/23/2010
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- A helping hand
- Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says,...
- Frankielike 08/16/2010
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- Zen for pandanate
- 1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET. 2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE... NIGHT. 3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT...
- Pandanate 05/23/2010
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- Naughty Nursing
- Two men were in the doctor's office. Each of them is to get a vasectomy. The nurse comes into the room and tells both men "Strip and put on...
- Frankielike 04/08/2010
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- teacher burns student
- A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow,...
- midnightblaze91 11/29/2009
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- Ski Lodge
- Three men go on a ski trip together. They call up their travel agent, and they inform them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The...
- yuristache 10/29/2009
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- Nursing Home Romance
- Belinda and Harry, both widowed and residents of the same nursing home, had really hit it off. The couple enjoyed daily walks around the grounds,...
- fmpros 10/01/2009
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- 100 Doller hand job
- The leader of a biker gang walks into a bar, he see's a sign that says cheeseburger 2 dollars, hot dog 1 dollar, hand job 100 dollars. He looks in...
- maslow52 08/11/2009
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- Dirty Nuns
- There once was a group of nuns who died in an unfortunate fire. They all ascended into heaven and approached the pearly gates. But just before...
- theman2472 06/22/2009
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- A nice old story with a different twist
- My grandmother died in the 50s, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the...
- abbottwar 05/17/2009
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- I went to a Chinese Restraunt
- I went to a Chinese Restraunt to by a loaf of bread x3 He asked me what my name was, and this is what I said x3 My name is.....L-I L-I...
- Prankgrl456 05/16/2009
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- Crusty Old Biker
- A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside. As...
- Dawnthief 04/08/2009
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- Use The Other Hand
- A professer gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died. So this...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/18/2009
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- One Lunch Break...
- A man walks up to a lunch counter. He sees the sign: Chicken sandwich...$1.50 Turkey sandwich......$2.00 Cheese sandwich...$2.50 Hand...
- gotribe 03/11/2009
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- best redneck jokes 2!!!!
- you might be a redneck if.... Fifth grade was the best six years of your life. A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack. One...
- UberPwnage78 02/06/2009
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- ultimite rejection
- Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
- just_joe 01/12/2009
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- Give and Take
- A man in a blue suit had fallen between the rails in a subway station. People were all crowding around vainly trying to get him out before the train...
- saneenough 01/11/2009
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- Ladies at Lunch
- Mary: So right there in the bar, he reached over and put his hand on my thigh! Jill: What did you do? Mary: I asked, "Are you trying to get...
- Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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- Mick and Paddy
- Paddy and Mick were working on a building site. Paddy says to Mick "I can't be bothered working all day i wanna go home" so he climbs to...
- juffan 12/29/2008
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- Construction Worker With Sexual Results
- Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he...
- juffan 12/29/2008
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- A gay guy's hand is a lot like an elevator...
- A gay guy's hand is a lot like an elevator. It likes to move up and down the shaft.
- pax123 12/21/2008
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- Drunken Hand
- One night a man walks into a bar he buys a couple of beers. He drinks one for his self, but the second one he pours over his hand. Once it is empty...
- ARCshadow 12/15/2008
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- An Elderly Couple
- An elderly man and woman lived in the nursing home together. The elderly man liked the elderly woman very much. So one day, he asks if they could sit...
- juffan 12/13/2008
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- Ski Resort
- Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up...
- haley19 11/28/2008
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- Helen Keller
- Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she. How do you punish Helen Keller? Rearrange the furniture or give...
- SuperSpy 11/12/2008
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- Final Exam
- A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow,...
- mjp124 10/24/2008
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- A college excuse
- The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. The professor emphasized that this paper was an...
- mortgagemescott 10/09/2008
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- black jokes
- Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch. Q: How do you start a black parade? A:...
- viv706 09/07/2008
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- Professor Owns Student
- A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were only two...
- Drumsjock18 08/10/2008
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- SIGN IN A BAR
- A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $ 1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $ 2.50 Hand Job:...
- BIC1559 08/05/2008
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- The definition of ultimate rejection
- What is the definition of ultimate rejection. Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
- EbaumsKing 07/01/2008
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- One Handed Guy Saved
- A one handed pedestrian almost falls a roof but is saved by a fat guy walking to McDonalds. The fat guy says to news reporters "He applauded my...
- L_o_L 06/12/2008
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