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    • Girlf-hand
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    • Girlf-hand
    • Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend…Ya know what, I’m as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it....
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    • Quotes on Sex
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    • Helen Keller jokes
    • Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A. she needs the other to moan with. Q: Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off...
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    • A helping hand
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    • Zen for pandanate
    • 1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET. 2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE... NIGHT. 3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT...
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    • Naughty Nursing
    • Two men were in the doctor's office. Each of them is to get a vasectomy. The nurse comes into the room and tells both men "Strip and put...
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    • teacher burns student
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    • Ski Lodge
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    • Nursing Home Romance
    • Belinda and Harry, both widowed and residents of the same nursing home, had really hit it off. The couple enjoyed daily walks around the...
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    • MMs
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    • 100 Doller hand job
    • The leader of a biker gang walks into a bar, he see's a sign that says cheeseburger 2 dollars, hot dog 1 dollar, hand job 100 dollars. He looks...
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    • Dirty Nuns
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    • Crusty Old Biker
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    • Use The Other Hand
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    • One Lunch Break...
    • A man walks up to a lunch counter. He sees the sign: Chicken sandwich...$1.50 Turkey sandwich......$2.00 Cheese sandwich...$2.50 ...
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    • best redneck jokes 2!!!!
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    • Give and Take
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    • Ladies at Lunch
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    • Mick and Paddy
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    • Drunken Hand
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    • An Elderly Couple
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    • Ski Resort
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    • Helen Keller
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    • Final Exam
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    • A college excuse
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    • black jokes
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    • Professor Owns Student
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    • SIGN IN A BAR
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    • One Handed Guy Saved
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