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- This happened as we left a restaurant during a family vacation. Daughter 1 to twin sister: "Everyone in the world hates you." Dad/me:...
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- Democrats vs Republicans
- Your task: tell the ebaumsworld community who you hate more and why.
- iRaid 07/12/2011
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- Hell of a show.
- So there's this girl walking down the sidewalk. Every time she passes someone they look at her in disgust. Eventually she gets tired of it and stops....
- Termites 05/26/2011
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- 50 ways to annoy your neighbours
- 1. steal the wheels off their car/cars 2.steal their letter box 3. go to the bathroom in their letterbox 4. pee in a lemonade bottle like...
- neighbourhater 01/11/2011
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- Equality
- I believe in equality. I really do. So therefore I treat everyone equally. I HATE EVERYONE!! I hate you, and you, and you, and you, and you...
- jiggersnot 01/02/2011
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- This is a joke
- I command you to laugh
- UrBaN 05/25/2010
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- Dying Student
- What do you call a dying student? Studying.
- Misty_cute 03/24/2010
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- To the women who work in my office... I hate you
- Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I dont know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate...
- Frankielike 11/09/2009
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- Why are they called...
- Why do they call it xbox 360? Cause when you see it, you wanna do a 360 and walk away. Why do they call it the PS3? Because when you see it,...
- horrorfreak 10/27/2009
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- This is why people hate us
- at a meating in a synagogue, Yossef asks the rabbi: "rabbi, why do people hate us so much?" the rabbi says "that's an interesting...
- guinness13494 09/08/2009
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- T.V Ghostbusters
- What Do You Say When Your T.V Floats At Night?? Drop it NIGGA!!!!
- NUTSANDGUTS 07/20/2009
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- White Handed
- Why are Black people hands white? Fresh paint on the cop car!!!!!
- NUTSANDGUTS 07/20/2009
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- Yay for lazyness, Boo for clever teachers
- Three students stayed in mexico for 2 nights at a freinds house. They all had a good time, but the test in their college back in California was on...
- urmomandme 04/15/2009
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- Things I Hate
- 1) Girls who randomly start singing because they think they are cool 2) People who walk on the street and are seemingly oblivious to a...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/13/2009
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- Male Chauvinist on Ebaums.
- What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig (Like most of us here on Ebams)? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
- mortgagemescott 02/11/2009
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- Marmite and blacks, work it out
- A white man walks up to a black man and enthusiastically says, '' You are Just Like Marmite'' The black man puzzled, says ''Why thankyou, is...
- liverpool2 11/30/2008
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- Mad Pastor
- The local pastor was mad at all the couples who wanted to get married at the church that were gay. They protested, saying marriage is between to...
- MrMusic25 10/21/2008
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- Practical joke for someone you hate with a car.
- Try this practical joke on someone you hate. This will only work if your mark doesn't lock the doors on his/her car or you have keys. Buy two pieces...
- DarthTolkien 09/21/2008
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- ghoul 69
- ghoul 69 is such a dork he gets erctions from his pork he spends hours on ebaumsworld i saw his face, it made me hurl he has no life, no friends,...
- l1l_VVayn3 07/12/2008
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- funny poem
- ghoul 69 is such a dork he gets erections from seing pork he has no life,he worships satan he cant admit that he is hatin ghoul 69 thinks hes all...
- l1l_VVayn3 07/12/2008
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- The Ultimate Knock-Knock Joke
- KNOCK-KNOCK (Who'se there?) BABY BLUE (Baby Blue Who?) MICHAEL JACKSON
- the_big_bad 06/27/2008
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- Hitlers remorse
- A group of historians were convinced that Hitler was still alive. They set on a journey and eventually they come on an unchartered island where a...
- jengelz 06/11/2008
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- Lawyers
- What do you call 1,000 lawyers chained to the ocean floor? A good start.
- davida8575 05/23/2008
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- Revenge story
- I worked for a company that made cement pipes. They decided to screw me on hours and pay, so I got even the best way I knew how! I called the health...
- davida8575 04/29/2008
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- revenge 2
- Write a letter to One of your enemies and talk a bunch of shit about them. Then sign the name of one of your other enemies. Handle the letter with...
- davida8575 04/29/2008
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- Before and After Marriage
- Before Marriage John - Ah... At last. I can hardly wait! Jane - Do you want me to leave? John - NO! Don't even think about it. Jane - Do you...
- gabby_n 04/25/2008
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- help not a joke
- don't be sad they hate be glad they don't beat you
- hatchetclown13 04/12/2008
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- Revenge.
- I took all the magazine inserts out of 300 magazines and filled them out with my old teachers name and address. Then I spent the next year mailing...
- davida8575 02/09/2008
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- KKK
- A nigger has a shirt with a US flag on it and he is under a tree all tied up. The KKK has him all tied up and ready to hang from the tree. But first...
- davida8575 01/31/2008
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