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    • Horse walks into a bar...

    • A horse walks into a bar, bartender says, "why the long face?"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar, bartender says "What the fuck is a horse...
    • bored13
      Uploaded 06/20/2012
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    • Three Horse

    • A government social worker was visiting the Indian reservation for the first time. Over by the store, a woman was yelling up a blue streak at...
    • deathwish01b
      Uploaded 06/12/2012
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    • doctor advise

    • so the doctor seid i has too wach wat i eat, so now i eat in front of a mirrer. *holds fore laffter and applase*
    • Gerald69
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
      • 268 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Wild Horse

    • A blonde had a near death experience recently when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of...
    • FinchCo
      Uploaded 11/03/2011
      • 522 Views
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    • Super funny joke

    • A horse walks into the bar and the bar tender says, why the long face... hahahahahahaha
    • BayKid707
      Uploaded 07/24/2011
      • 344 Views
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    • Horse Joke

    • A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says 'Why the long face?' Horse replies, 'My mother has cancer.
    • xhCRhino
      Uploaded 02/09/2011
      • 727 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • blonde horse riding

    • One day a blonde decided to go horse back riding. After a very long search, she finally found a horse she thought she could ride. Things...
    • sexydude001
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
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    • Cowboy and Centaur

    • A cowboy got thirsty and stopped by a saloon. He tied his horse to a post and went inside. He then ordered a glass of whiskey, soon followed by...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 10/26/2010
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    • Don't read this.

    • How can you tell if a woman is extremely horny? When you stick your hand in her panties and it feels like you are feeding a horse.
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 10/07/2010
      • 643 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Riding a horse

    • You are riding on a horse going as fast as it will go. You look to your right and you see a giraffe pacing you. You look behind you and you see a...
    • syneyed
      Uploaded 10/02/2010
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    • Lame Ass Joke Of The Day 1

    • A man walks into a bar and sees a horse sobbing uncontrollably with a large jar of money in front of him. The man walks up to the bar and...
    • frost1102
      Uploaded 08/09/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Horse in a Bar

    • So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, buddy! Why the long face?" To which the horse replies, "I have...
    • dabj91
      Uploaded 04/08/2010
      • 575 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Out on the range

    • Two cowboys are out on the range one starry night talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, ‘Ever have rodeo sex?’ ‘Ain’t heard...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 01/22/2010
      • 786 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Well Said

    • Q: What did the pathetic loser say to express his feelings? A: Fail.
    • ideasbychuck
      Uploaded 12/23/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • The Hole

    • A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to...
    • sunborg10
      Uploaded 10/03/2009
      • 627 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • blind horse named buddy

    • An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He...
    • 12gauge89
      Uploaded 09/04/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Mare

    • A king travels through the desert, when he suddenly discovers a man captured under a big rock, he throws a rope around the rock and ties it to...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/19/2009
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    • The Cowboy's Ultimatum

    • A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. So when he finished...
    • ENWILSON
      Uploaded 06/03/2009
      • 965 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Horse Fart

    • The Queen was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the royal stable, when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/03/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Pandemic Coincidences

    • Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but.... 2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of...
    • Ihazadream
      Uploaded 05/27/2009
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      • 6 Comments
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    • Poor Midget

    • There was this midget with a speech impediment that wanted to buy a new horse. The midget went to a horse breeding farm and asked the farmer,...
    • frost1102
      Uploaded 04/12/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • My liberal friends were right

    • I have to admit it. My liberal friends were right. They told me if I voted for McCain, the nation's Hope would deteriorate, and sure enough...
    • ms2013
      Uploaded 04/09/2009
      • 986 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • jack

    • if your friend jack helped you off a horse, would you help your friend jack off a horse?
    • kennykiller
      Uploaded 03/06/2009
      • 586 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • all i want is a beer

    • A man was out of town on business. While sitting around his hotel he became bored. So he thought to himself, Hmm, a beer would be really nice...
    • plattman92
      Uploaded 02/23/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Dead horse.

    • Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next Day he...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • The Midget Horse Inspector

    • A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 01/15/2009
      • 647 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • horse races

    • theres 2 horses ted and buddy, as there out in the pastor the farmer notices they run really fast so he decides to put them in the race, he goes...
    • SUAVECITO
      Uploaded 01/12/2009
      • 674 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Buddy The Horse

    • An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named...
    • seeley17
      Uploaded 01/08/2009
      • 588 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Hero Of The Hour

    • Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to...
    • shoots222
      Uploaded 01/07/2009
      • 493 Views
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    • A dangerous looking Trick

    • A guy walks into a bar carrying an 18" alligator. The bartender says, "What do think you're doing? Get that goddamn thing out of...
    • shoots222
      Uploaded 01/07/2009
      • 596 Views
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    • How To Win Prizes

    • A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would...
    • shoots222
      Uploaded 01/07/2009
      • 450 Views
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