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    • The IRS Inspector

    • At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books,...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 01/31/2013
      • 647 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Dad Feels The Pain Of Child Labor

    • A woman went to the hospital to have her baby. When she was adjusted, the doctor came in and said, We have a new program where the father feels...
    • KojaStilez
      Uploaded 06/21/2012
      • 650 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A married couple is having a baby...

    • As she is going into labor, the doctor asks the man, "would you like to take part in this new technology that allows half the pain of the...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
      • 156 Views
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    • Hospital fun

    • Man in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. nurse he mumbles are my testicles black nurse raises his gown holds his...
    • Phocus
      Uploaded 10/15/2011
      • 443 Views
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    • Dying Husbans

    • A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25-year-old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Switzerland but, unfortunately, the old boy...
    • BadMrFroster
      Uploaded 08/24/2011
      • 811 Views
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    • LOVE

    • Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both...
    • Twidget
      Uploaded 07/15/2011
      • 483 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • twenty-seven stitches.........

    • A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was...
    • danielh2123
      Uploaded 06/05/2011
      • 935 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Cousin and the Hospital

    • I bumped into an old friend the other day. We said our hellos and he mentioned that he was on his way to visit his cousin in the hospital. I said...
    • Urbanus1234
      Uploaded 03/30/2011
      • 854 Views
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    • Two News

    • Guy wakes up in a hospital. After a few moments the doctor comes and informs the patient that there was an accident and that he has some good and...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 06/06/2010
      • 2k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mother of the year

    • A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 05/04/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Magical Frog

    • There once was a man with a 25in. penis, this man had a very difficult life because of his so called "gift". One day he decides to go...
    • My_Lil_Pwnies
      Uploaded 04/25/2010
      • 3.4k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • We're going to Disneyland!

    • A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
      • 1.9k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mental Hospital Phone Menu

    • Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following menu options: If you are obsessive-compulsive,...
    • KevinMp
      Uploaded 08/17/2009
      • 1.4k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drugged

    • A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/10/2009
      • 549 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The four buttons

    • A man was on an airplane and he really had to go to the bathroom. Well there was someone in the men's room already and was taking thier dear...
    • spazzincherry
      Uploaded 07/06/2009
      • 749 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • GoodnewsBad news

    • A man.wakes up in hospital to be told by the doctor i have good news and bad news, "Whats the bad news?" he asks "You,ve been...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 06/25/2009
      • 430 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • This will make you lol

    • It's April first and a guy is sitting in the hospital waiting for his wife to have their child. The nurse comes out and tells the man there...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 05/06/2009
      • 928 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • All Fingers and Thumbs

    • While cutting wood in his workshop, Jim the carpenter slips and manages to slice all his fingers off on his power full electric saw. He screams...
    • bangoskank99
      Uploaded 05/03/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Doc, I can't get it up!

    • "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. "Mr. Thomas, bring...
    • diniefofinie
      Uploaded 04/01/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Writing perscriptions

    • A nurse walks in and goes "hey doc what are you doin?" The doctor goes "I'm writing a perscription." she says "but your...
    • gotribe
      Uploaded 03/15/2009
      • 951 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hospital

    • So the attending was working in the hospital night shift so he decides to check all the rooms. When he entered the first room, a man was asleep,...
    • marph666
      Uploaded 03/13/2009
      • 657 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Old People at the Hospital

    • Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 03/05/2009
      • 941 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Gotta Love a Good Nurse

    • A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well....
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 02/17/2009
      • 1.4k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Urine, Feces and Blood

    • Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 02/11/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • The Nurse

    • A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However,...
    • Ryan1966
      Uploaded 02/09/2009
      • 750 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sick and Pompous General

    • The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself,...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/08/2009
      • 756 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • April Fools

    • It was April first when a young father went to the hospital to see his newly born son. Standing outside the glass partition, the nurse pointed to...
    • saneenough
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Decision

    • A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you...
    • lilcurl
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
      • 883 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Giving birth

    • Giving birth A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the...
    • mns247365
      Uploaded 01/24/2009
      • 804 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ed

    • "Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/19/2009
      • 712 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Discharge

    • Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped...
    • Sutherland_03
      Uploaded 01/10/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Making Love to...

    • How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til...
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/07/2008
      • 447 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hospital Chart Bloopers

    • (Actual writings from hospital charts) 1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has...
    • DiscardDerek
      Uploaded 12/01/2008
      • 592 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pregnant Nurses

    • A doctor noticed that many of the nurses were pregnant. Worried about a staff shortage he asked the manager when they were due. As they went room...
    • philipsmith8
      Uploaded 11/18/2008
      • 952 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • After Surgery Surprise

    • A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult...
    • chotty
      Uploaded 11/11/2008
      • 797 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bad Medicine

    • Bob's wife Shela recently was diagnosed with a uncurable disease. He went to visit her in the hospital and soon as he walked through the doors...
    • DreaD08
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
      • 664 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New machine

    • A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
      • 651 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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