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    • Turkey Style

    • "Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby."Hmmm ... I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?"...
    • shell27
      Uploaded 04/04/2012
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    • CRAZY EXPRESSIONS

    • Expressions are crazy. How about the one, 'What crawled up your ass and died?' That's a strange one; it means a person's in a bad mood or...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • roof job

    • how many black people does it take to tar a roof?... depends on how thin you slice them.
    • march31
      Uploaded 10/05/2011
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    • 25 way to annoy pizza guy

    • 1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. 2. Ask for extra homo-sapien 3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time. 4. Ask if the...
    • jakarta840
      Uploaded 07/10/2011
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    • The Perfect Girl

    • A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married. Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I...
    • pappas21
      Uploaded 06/29/2011
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    • How are you feeling?

    • Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In...
    • ImJustAKid
      Uploaded 04/25/2011
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    • Cowboy and Centaur

    • A cowboy got thirsty and stopped by a saloon. He tied his horse to a post and went inside. He then ordered a glass of whiskey, soon followed by...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 10/26/2010
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    • Old and confused

    • While acquainting himself with a new elderly patient, a doctor asked, “How long have you been bedridden?” After a look of complete...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
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    • Economic Stimulus Payments

    • Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll...
    • matman747
      Uploaded 02/23/2010
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    • Women and Tornados

    • How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
    • GAMBLE7177
      Uploaded 02/16/2010
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    • How to Creep People Out

    • - Have your children walk home from school with backpacks. - Wait until they come near two elderly women on the sidewalk. - Drive up in your...
    • xxfregiltxx
      Uploaded 12/29/2009
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    • How Marriage Works..

    • A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party...
    • evilblueyoshi
      Uploaded 12/04/2009
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    • Daddy, How Was I Born

    • A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will...
    • Zlima
      Uploaded 10/14/2009
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      • 8 Comments
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    • Words of wisdom

    • Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A. By death. Q. And by whose death was it terminated? Q. Doctor, did...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/27/2009
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    • New Alcoholic Drink ...

    • I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly" That way everyone in the country can get shit faced...
    • Ricky2
      Uploaded 05/26/2009
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    • Growing tomatoes

    • A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 05/26/2009
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    • How To Save The Airlines.

    • HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES? Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight...
    • RedLesPaul
      Uploaded 05/22/2009
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    • How Long?

    • Q: How long does it take a black lady to take a shit? A: 9 Months
    • Th3Afterlife
      Uploaded 04/25/2009
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    • How Smart is your Right Foot?

    • You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon............ This will boggle your...
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 04/20/2009
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    • How the Fight Starts...

    • My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have...
    • xg11
      Uploaded 04/05/2009
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    • How many mice?

    • How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but they have to figure out how to get in the light bulb first.
    • Captain_Sack
      Uploaded 03/22/2009
      • 392 Views
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    • How To Use A Drive Up ATM

    • ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and...
    • markie554
      Uploaded 03/11/2009
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    • How To Get A Raise

    • A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay...
    • seeley17
      Uploaded 02/06/2009
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    • How To Shower

    • How To Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom...
    • Mapuche38
      Uploaded 01/27/2009
      • 547 Views
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    • How To poop at work

    • We've all been there but don't like to admit it... We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much...
    • schneiderj420
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • Sex Frogs

    • A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box...
    • saneenough
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • How to Wash a Toilet

    • * Put both lids of the toilet up. Then add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. * Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry...
    • JJthebear7272
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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      • 4 Comments
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    • Damn hippies.

    • How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they fuck in tents.
    • DRZorderz
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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