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- Vegetable
- What part of a vegetable can't you eat? . . . . The Wheelchair
- Dickly_Faced 06/16/2011
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- The Magical Frog
- There once was a man with a 25in. penis, this man had a very difficult life because of his so called "gift". One day he decides to go to a...
- My_Lil_Pwnies 04/25/2010
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- Bleu
- Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.
- snowhawkmike 04/09/2009
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- Highchair
- Q: What's red and sits in a highchair? A: A baby eating razor-blades. Q: What is red, white and green and sits in a corner? A: Same baby 3...
- snowhawkmike 04/09/2009
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- Bitches
- How many JAP's does it take to change a light bulb? Five. Four to bitch and one to get her boyfriend to do it.
- snowhawkmike 04/09/2009
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- Jock Strap
- What do you call a homosexual's athletic supporter? A fruit cup.
- snowhawkmike 04/09/2009
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- Ants
- How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew accidently dropped a penny down an ant hill.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Chips and Dip
- How do you get 100 dead babies into the trunk of a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Jewish Wire
- Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two Jews fighting over a penny.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Anal Intercourse
- Q: What’s long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Black Bike
- Q: Why should you never run over a n*gger on a bike? A: Because it might be your bike.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Ethiopian Blowjob
- Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she'll swallow.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Black Sex
- Q: Why do black men cry during intercourse? A: Because of all the pepper spray.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Intelligent Monkey
- Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Mexican And An Ape. A. A Retarded Ape.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Polish Dog
- Q: How do you know if you’ve been robbed by a Polack? A: Your garbage is empty and your dog is pregnant.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Mexican Love
- Q. Why are they using Mexicans instead of laboratory rats In experiments now? A. Mexicans breed faster and you don't get so attached to them.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Mexican Virgin
- Q. Why Wasn't Christ Born In Mexico? A. Because They Couldn't Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Helping the Irish
- Woman: Help! Help! An Irishman tried to rape me! Police Officer: How do you know he was Irish? Woman: I had to help him.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Free Milk
- A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out. He says,...
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Show some respect.
- This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there, "Look, I'm...
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- She doesn't give head.
- Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the...
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Make a girl moan twice
- Q:How do you make a little girl scream twice? A: When you are done with her wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- The Mortician's Wife
- A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/20/2009
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- Gingers
- What do gingers miss most about parties? The invitation.
- TesticularPain 03/03/2009
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- Big Booty
- A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean...
- Shadeofdespair 09/15/2008
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- Mary had a little snatch...
- mary had a little snatch, a tennie tiny hole, Johnny couldnt fit it in, with his massive manly pole. he greased her up and squirmed and...
- wholikesboobies 08/22/2008
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- Huge Black Guy
- A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the...
- i_pwn_azns 06/17/2008
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- A Mortician
- A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined...
- ghoul_69 06/02/2008
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- this ones racist
- there are three 1st graders an italian a chinese and a black kid. they were playing a game to see whose dick was bigger. the chinese whiped his out...
- saosin123 04/21/2008
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- three guys one small dick
- There's this stripper in this small room and three guys past by and the girl says ill give each one of you a blow job if you put a donut on your...
- kickass_legend 04/20/2008
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- Deinition of Bra sizes
- The definitions of the letters on bra sizes... A= almost there B= barely there C= can be bigger D= dang fine F= fake now you know
- kickass_legend 04/20/2008
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- give them a wave
- After weks of floating adrift in a tiny boat, two men are forlornly watching the sea for signs of a ship. All of a sudden, a huge hand- at least 10...
- jmc1 04/06/2008
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