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- The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers
- What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
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- A Glass to an Optimist, a Pessimist and an Engineer
- To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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- Why Dogs and Cats are Better than Children
- Remember: Dogs and cats are better than children because they: 01. Eat less. 02. Usually come when called. 03. Are easier to train....
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- The 20 Dollar Bill and the 1 Dollar Bill
- Two well worn bills arrived at the Federal Reserve Bank to be retired - a twenty and a one. As they traveled down the conveyor belt, they struck up a...
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- Creation
- An atheist scientist came to God and said, "We've figured out how to make a man without you." God said, "OK, let me see you do...
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- Mexican Fireman
- What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B.
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- New French Tank
- Did you hear about hte new French tank? Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.
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- Beef vs. Soup
- What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
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- Factory Workers
- In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the...
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- New Relationship Book
- "My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance...
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