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    • a poom about farts
    • Farting can be funBe it silent or loudYou can do it on the runby yourself or in a crowdSome are very dryand some are wetsome can make you cryand...
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    • VooDoo dick
    • A very successful business man prepares for a trip, but then realises that he needs something that will guarantee his wife will not cheat on him....
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    • PINEAPPLE JUICE
    • Guys now, they're supposed to drink a lot of pineapple juice for the ladies. It's supposed to make the old BJ's a little more palatable. I wonder...
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    • Proof Poetry Sucks
    • Any one who says this isnt poetry dont know what poetry is. Robert Frost walks into a bar. He says: Fuck this motherfucking place! The...
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    • viagra
    • The reason old men use Viagra is not because they're impotent. It's because old women are so very ugly.
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    • Its Swollen
    • A man by the name of Bill goes to the doctor. The doctor calls him in. "What seems to be the problem Bill?" the doctor...
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    • Time to start cussing
    • A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started...
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    • Poor Sam
    • A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he...
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    • school answering machine
    • This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Maroochydore High School Queensland, staff voted...
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    • Turtle across the Freeway
    • 1st guy: "So there's a turtle trying to get across the free way... but the turtle has no legs. How does he get across?" 2nd guy:...
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    • Marriage Fights
    • They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each...
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    • Did you pee on that cat?
    • A student walks up to a teacher and says that there is a dead cat in the front of the school. The teacher asks him if he is sure the cats dead....
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    • History 101
    • Things tend to get heated a bit here, Thought I would try to lighten it up a bit with something a friend of mine sent me. For those that...
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    • i no
    • l know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown.. Sometimes these are...
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    • Parachute Joke
    • What is the last thing that goes through your head when your parachute fails to deploy? Your feet
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    • Husband Beater.
    • A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with...
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    • Hellen Keller
    • Why can't Hellen Keller drive? because she's a woman Why is Hellen Keller's dog so depressed all the time? you would be depressed too if...
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    • Thank God It's Friday
    • An attractive blonde and a handsome man step into the same elevator. The blonde sighs happily and says 'TGIF', and is surprised when the man...
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    • Why I Fired My Secretary...
    • Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant...
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    • Why I Fired My Secretary...
    • Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant...
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    • Gold Mine Jobs
    • Three guys went into a gold mine and showed the manager their resume. There was a canadian guy, an american guy, and a korean guy. The canadian...
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    • peanuts
    • So an old couple is siting around and the old man is eating peanuts. He knows his wife hates it, so he's throwing them in the air and catching...
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    • peanuts
    • So an old couple is siting around and the old man is eating peanuts. He knows his wife hates it, so he's throwing them in the air and catching...
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