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    • a poom about farts

    • Farting can be funBe it silent or loudYou can do it on the runby yourself or in a crowdSome are very dryand some are wetsome can make you cryand...
    • nauj541
      Uploaded 04/07/2012
      • 113 Views
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    • VooDoo dick

    • A very successful business man prepares for a trip, but then realises that he needs something that will guarantee his wife will not cheat on him....
    • midgetsarerare
      Uploaded 02/23/2012
      • 244 Views
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    • PINEAPPLE JUICE

    • Guys now, they're supposed to drink a lot of pineapple juice for the ladies. It's supposed to make the old BJ's a little more palatable. I wonder...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
      • 1.1k Views
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    • Man goes into Confession

    • Man goes into Confession. "Father Im a sinner I have thoughts of kissing the Nuns" Priest: "Its okay just dont get into the...
    • TheDjayAnas
      Uploaded 08/18/2011
      • 917 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • ITS SO HOT AND DRY IN TEXAS THAT

    • The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground. The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to...
    • SpaceEagle
      Uploaded 06/13/2011
      • 4.6k Views
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    • Proof Poetry Sucks

    • Any one who says this isnt poetry dont know what poetry is. Robert Frost walks into a bar. He says: “Fuck this motherfucking place!” The...
    • wyattearp
      Uploaded 03/25/2011
      • 792 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • viagra

    • The reason old men use Viagra is not because they're impotent. It's because old women are so very ugly.
    • daloia
      Uploaded 01/08/2011
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    • Its Swollen

    • A man by the name of Bill goes to the doctor. The doctor calls him in. "What seems to be the problem Bill?" the doctor...
    • WTFMessanger
      Uploaded 09/11/2010
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    • Time to start cussing

    • A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Poor Sam

    • A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 02/13/2010
      • 633 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Chuck Norris

    • When Chuck Norris wants a salad he eats a vegetarian.
    • setht
      Uploaded 02/06/2010
      • 1.3k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • school answering machine

    • This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Maroochydore High School Queensland, staff voted...
    • bullseyerock
      Uploaded 05/13/2009
      • 2.1k Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • Its Fallen and I Cant Get It Up!

    • Doctor, the embarrassed man said, I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore. Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you...
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 05/04/2009
      • 761 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Turtle across the Freeway

    • 1st guy: "So there's a turtle trying to get across the free way... but the turtle has no legs. How does he get across?" 2nd guy:...
    • boydm1989
      Uploaded 01/25/2009
      • 4.8k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Marriage Fights

    • They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each...
    • BagsOfMilk
      Uploaded 12/13/2008
      • 639 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Roids, its whats for breakfast

    • Venus and Serena Williams are having breakfast when Serena says "Hey, I think our dad has been putting steroids into our cereal every...
    • Lodestone
      Uploaded 11/15/2008
      • 639 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Did you pee on that cat?

    • A student walks up to a teacher and says that there is a dead cat in the front of the school. The teacher asks him if he is sure the cats dead....
    • kochenderfer
      Uploaded 11/13/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • History 101

    • Things tend to get heated a bit here, Thought I would try to lighten it up a bit with something a friend of mine sent me. For those that...
    • APBonds
      Uploaded 10/03/2008
      • 441 Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • i no

    • l know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown.. Sometimes these are...
    • tim_gamer
      Uploaded 10/01/2008
      • 519 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Parachute Joke

    • What is the last thing that goes through your head when your parachute fails to deploy? Your feet
    • jakedelp779
      Uploaded 09/11/2008
      • 604 Views
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    • Husband Beater.

    • A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with...
    • Adiosk83r
      Uploaded 08/22/2008
      • 2.7k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Hellen Keller

    • Why can't Hellen Keller drive? because she's a woman Why is Hellen Keller's dog so depressed all the time? you would be depressed too if...
    • crayzykyle
      Uploaded 07/22/2008
      • 796 Views
      • 525 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Thank God It's Friday

    • An attractive blonde and a handsome man step into the same elevator. The blonde sighs happily and says 'TGIF', and is surprised when the man...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/10/2008
      • 4.5k Views
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    • Why I Fired My Secretary...

    • Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant...
    • ZimFreak
      Uploaded 05/31/2008
      • 480 Views
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    • Why I Fired My Secretary...

    • Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant...
    • ZimFreak
      Uploaded 05/31/2008
      • 526 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Gold Mine Jobs

    • Three guys went into a gold mine and showed the manager their resume. There was a canadian guy, an american guy, and a korean guy. The canadian...
    • gabeygabeysk8er
      Uploaded 05/19/2008
      • 2.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • peanuts

    • So an old couple is siting around and the old man is eating peanuts. He knows his wife hates it, so he's throwing them in the air and catching...
    • acillatemman
      Uploaded 01/27/2008
      • 929 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • peanuts

    • So an old couple is siting around and the old man is eating peanuts. He knows his wife hates it, so he's throwing them in the air and catching...
    • acillatemman
      Uploaded 01/27/2008
      • 929 Views
      • 0 Comments
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