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    • Doctor's Sample
    • A man goes to the Doctor complaining of a possible hemorroid and the Doctor says "Okay I need a urine sample, a stool sample, a semen sample, a...
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    • Jesus Joke
    • Last night I dreamed I invented a time machine and went back in time to see Jesus. I asked him, "Can you speak French?" He said,...
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    • Jesus is Watching You
    • A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his...
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    • Yo momma
    • Your momma is so ugly, when she died and went to heaven, Jesus sent her back to earth
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    • Hockey joke
    • How come Jesus doesn't play hockey? Because he doesn't like getting nailed to the boards!
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    • jesus is watching you
    • A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his...
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    • Religious Joke
    • I asked God, "How long is a million years to you?" He said "one second". Then I asked, "How much is a million dollars to...
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    • Tricking a Nun
    • A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
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    • Amen
    • The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell...
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    • Sleeping in Church
    • Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and...
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    • Jesus Plan to save mankind
    • Jesus was in heaven crying for mankindís self-destructive ways, when the 12 apostles came, and started to cheer him up, when Peter asked Jesus,...
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    • A long drive.
    • Moses, Jesus, and a bearded old man are playing golf. Moses drives a long one, which lands on the fairway but rolls directly towards the pond....
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    • Moses and Jesus Playing Golf
    • It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his...
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    • jesus
    • so there's this man who loves his cows very much, a pastor is going around the neighborhood looking for dicsiples.. and he ends up and the mans...
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    • A Letter From Grandma
    • Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to...
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    • jesus is it me
    • its the last supper so all of the desilpps come together with jesus.... so jesus tells them one of yous are going to betrade me.... so paul stood...
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    • Grandma Loves Jesus
    • Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Mike, The other day I went up to our local...
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    • Innkeeper
    • There's this huge inn in the middle of nowhere. The guy inside is having another slow night as usual. Suddenly Jesus walks and says "I...
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    • The haircut
    • A young boy had just received his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a...
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    • honk if you love Jesus
    • The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back...
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    • The Easter Game
    • The Good Friday Game [Jesus has entered the game] [Satan has entered the game] Server admin: God Satan: Oh Hai Jesus: lol hi ...Satan...
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    • Jesus Is Watching You
    • A robber breaks into a home and hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." Startled, he asks, "Who said that?" Again,...
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    • Priest Sipping Vodka
    • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor...
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    • Oldie but goodie
    • Q: Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? A: He got tired of getting nailed to the boards.
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    • Finding Jesus
    • Finding Jesus A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and...
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    • naming jesus
    • The three wise men visit Joseph and Mary in the stable to see the newborn son. One extremely tall wise man hits his head on the door frame and...
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    • Baptizing A Drunk
    • A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks...
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    • A muslim goes heaven.
    • Abraham dies and goes to heaven where he meets St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter welcomes him to heaven but Abraham who is a muslim seems to be...
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    • Jesus
    • The three wise men visit Joseph and Mary in the stable to see the newborn son. One extremely tall wise man hits his head on the door frame and...
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    • Jesus and Moses
    • Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach when Moses says, "You know what? I'm going to try and part the ocean again." He throws his...
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    • Wrong Wrapping Paper
    • I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was...
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