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- Jesus Plays Golf
- Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up...
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- Jesus and Tiger woods
- One day Jesus and Moses went out for a game of golf. They were on the 15 hole and it was a par 3 180 yards and it was an island green. So Moses...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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- Wood I lie to you?
- Saint Peter books a week off, so Jesus volunteers to take over his job checking new arrivals at the Pearly Gates. After a slow start, a grey-haired...
- mattqatsi 05/16/2008
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- yo momma jesus
- Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.
- mp5killa 05/13/2008
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- little johnny - jesus christ
- A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas...
- butterflybaby87 05/12/2008
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- jesus and st. peter playing golf
- Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up...
- butterflybaby87 05/12/2008
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- Mexican Jesus
- Q. Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? A. He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
- MonkeyCock44 05/11/2008
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- Pregnant Virgin
- What do you call a pregnant virgin? a liar.
- kyleish 05/06/2008
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- Mexican Tank
- How do you stop a Mexican army tank? shoot the guy pushing it
- twiztid4lyfe 05/06/2008
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- Barney the parrot
- A robber enters a home while no one is there. He goes into the bedroom and starts searching through drawers when he hears a voice say "Jesus is...
- ghoul_69 04/30/2008
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- Racially Insensitive Joke 2
- Disclaimer: This joke is INTENDED to be racially insensitive. If you still read it after this warning and get offended, kindly kiss my abnormally...
- mrhahn530 04/23/2008
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- Jesus and the Redneck
- An old Irishman walks into a bar, hauls his bad leg over the stool, and asks for a whiskey. "Hey," he says, looking down the bar, "is...
- Ryan1966 04/23/2008
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- Michael Jackson
- How do you know when it's bed time at Michael Jackson's house? The big hand touches the little hand.
- skrilled 04/10/2008
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- sunday school
- One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an...
- dizzle317 04/07/2008
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- wizard of Oz
- Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia? A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
- jmc1 04/06/2008
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- Jesus at a bar
- Jesus walks into a bar and throws three nails on the counter and asks the barkeep, 'Will these hold me up for the night?'
- mns247365 04/02/2008
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- A tad bit blasphemous
- Why cant Jesus walk on water anymore?.....He has holes in his feet =]
- smkingcatepilar 03/21/2008
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- Oh Jesus!
- One day little Susie went out to play when she found her cat Mr. Piddles laying in the garden with his legs straight up. Well she got scared and went...
- mortgagemescott 03/19/2008
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- Jesus and the robber
- One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching you!''while he rumagged through the desk. He replied, ''Who said...
- DaJoo 03/14/2008
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- Jesus
- Q: How do we know Jesus didn't live in Mexico? A: Because he knew three wise men and a virgin.
- twiztid4lyfe 03/12/2008
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- The Bus Driver and the Nun
- A man gets onto a city bus and sees an attractive nun. Wanting to have sex with her, he goes up and asks, “Will you have sex with...
- zezima 03/10/2008
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- Preacher playing hookey
- A preacher woke up one Sunday morning and looked outside and saw it was a beautiful day. He decided to skip church and go play golf. So he called the...
- Monkhouse 03/04/2008
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- Jesus playing golf
- Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up...
- ecsk8pk 02/24/2008
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- Jesus saves Rugby chant Verse 9
- (lets quit picking on jesus for a minute and switch to...) Moses can't play rugby 'cause hes only got ten rules Only got ten rules Only got ten...
- devilishgrin66 02/24/2008
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- Jesus saves Rugby chant Verse 8
- (lets stop picking on jesus for a minute and switch to...) Mary can't play rugby 'cause she's never touched a ball Never touched a ball Never...
- devilishgrin66 02/24/2008
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- Jesus saves Rugby chant Verse 7
- Jesus can't play rugby cause the Jew won't pay his dues Jew won't pay his dues Jew won't pay his dues Jesus can't play rugby cause the Jew won't...
- devilishgrin66 02/24/2008
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- Jesus saves Rugby chant Verse 6
- Jesus can't play rugby cause the goalposts give him flashbacks Goalposts give him flashbacks Goalposts give him flashbacks Jesus can't play rugby...
- devilishgrin66 02/24/2008
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- Jesus saves Rugby chant Verse 5
- Jesus can't play rugby cause he's bleeding on the field Bleeding on the field Bleeding on the field Jesus can't play rugby cause he's bleeding on...
- devilishgrin66 02/24/2008
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- Jesus saves Rugby chant Verse 4
- Jesus can't play rugby 'cause hes only got twelve friends Only got twelve friends Only got twelve friends Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's only...
- devilishgrin66 02/24/2008
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- Jesus saves Rugby chant Verse 3
- Jesus can't play rugby 'cause hes got holes in his hands Got holes in his hands Got holes in his hands Jesus can't play rugby cause he's got...
- devilishgrin66 02/24/2008
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- Jesus saves Rugby chant Verse 2
- Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his dad will fix the game Dad will fix the game Dad will fix the game Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his dad will fix...
- devilishgrin66 02/24/2008
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- Jesus saves Rugby chant Verse 1
- Jesus can't play rugby cause he's got illegal headgear Got illegal headgear Got illegal headgear Jesus can't play rugby cause hes got illegal...
- devilishgrin66 02/23/2008
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- Conversation gone wrong
- My friend and I are walking down the road when I accidentally stub my toe on a rock. "God damn it!" I exclaim. "God doesn't need a...
- devilishgrin66 02/23/2008
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- Jesus walks into a hotel...
- So Jesus walks into a hotel one day, goes up to the counter and places 4 nails on the counter. He looks at the clerk and asks "can you put me...
- devilishgrin66 02/23/2008
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- Jesus, Moses, And An Old Guy
- Joke: Jesus, Moses, And An Old Guy Jesus, Moses, and an old guy go golfing. Moses tee's off and hits the ball in a lake. He says "it's OK it's...
- WIIWARRIOR 02/23/2008
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- The Last Supper
- It's the last supper, and Jesus says, "Tonight one of you will betray me". He stares at Judas Iscariot. Judas says, "Fuck off Jesus,...
- k0n_ 02/10/2008
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- Watched By Jesus
- A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his...
- CollegePics 02/08/2008
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- Jesus At The Bar
- An Irish man, an Australian man and a Scouser all in a bar. Just as they were all enjoying their beers, the scouser looks up and says to the...
- CollegePics 02/08/2008
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- jesus was black
- THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK 1. He called everybody brother 2. He had no permanent address 3. Nobody would hire him
- crazydrug 01/22/2008
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- Little Mary and Little Johnny
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,...
- xxxlp 01/04/2008
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