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- The Hammer
- The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the...
- Lucky_Lotto 04/08/2012
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- Homicide by hammer
- The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of...
- UNUSERNAME 05/09/2010
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- Courtroom
- If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during...
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- A dog named SEX
- A dog named SEX Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex". Now, Sex has been very...
- swifttallon 04/05/2009
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- Trapped in the desert
- A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take...
- timhoth 03/16/2009
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- Getting kids off drugs
- Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice...
- yuri_vaultin 03/04/2009
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- Custody Battle
- The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local...
- dcervenka05 01/18/2009
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- The Shopping Crook
- It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas...
- dcervenka05 12/22/2008
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- No to Drugs
- Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice...
- wantSUMcandy 12/16/2008
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- Makes you think
- If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,...
- M1ghtyM0use 12/16/2008
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- Drug Court
- Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope. On Friday, they appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem...
- EmEffer 11/14/2008
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- Blowing Smoke
- Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: "What is your name?" he...
- TigRoux 09/17/2008
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- sueing ur grandparents
- a child goes up to a judge and says i would like to sue my grandparents the judge says why and the child says for having my parents
- moneymaker1127 07/24/2008
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- immature divorce
- A married couple splits up and his lawyer advises if he has a good reason for the breakup he may not have to share his assets The judge says to the...
- Spunkfist 07/03/2008
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- Disney is getting more mature
- So, Mickey was arrested for beating his wife Minnie. At the trial, the judge said,"Now Mickey, I understand that you said Minnie was acting very...
- florida_redneck 07/02/2008
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- Custody
- A couple wants a divorce, and must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.The judge asks them each why they should have custody.The...
- i_know_jack 06/16/2008
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- Indecent exposure
- "It was just a simple misunderstanding your honor," testified a man chared with indecent exposure. "Explain the statement," the...
- bgamble 04/29/2008
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- Judge and Juror
- Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't...
- B_Easy 04/20/2008
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- Judge's Dictum
- "So I was in traffic court today and the judge wouldn't hear my side of the story. He just declared it was my fault in his decree or whatever at...
- Murphly 04/09/2008
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- Lying Neighbor
- A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the audience a...
- ave25 02/13/2008
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- WWII Case
- A man was on a case because he got arrested for kiddnaping a jewish ladie during WWII.
- fauxhawk444 01/05/2008
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- Peaches
- An old woman was in court because she stole a can of peaches. The judge said "since your crime is light, I will give you 5 days in jail, as there...
- s0undphile 01/01/2008
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