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    • Cops Kill Dogs
    • You would be disgusted to know how many innocent animals are killed by cops in America every year. Dogs shot while playing in their fenced yard,...
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    • My Zombie Plan
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    • HIVE
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    • Grab thy Fist
    • Grab me I'm drowning in a pool of reality screaming with no waves I slowly rupture from the pressure coming from my swelling brain floating in...
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    • real rap rhymers
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    • Maw
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    • Splattered Loser Fluid
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    • How to kill a Mocking Bird
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    • Just a piece about me
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    • Epic Story
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    • A Hooker Blog
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    • Michael Vick
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    • Eulogy
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    • Are You Kidding Me?
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    • KILL THEM ALL?
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    • This Is The End
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    • Witches!!
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    • Grocery Store Time Warp
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    • Response to Be Happier
    • Okay, that blog was complete bullshit.   This should be taped on you bathroom mirror- Where one could read it every day.You may not...
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    • WTF! WHY THE FUCK!
    • Ok, so i was away for a week and when i came back late last night i went straight to sleep. i woke up at about half 10 and unpacked my stuff. I...
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    • Found in our yard
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    • Skully's Story
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    • How would you kill someone?
    • If you're human, you've probably thought about killing someone. Many of us have reasons to justify NOT doing it but we've fantasized. So, he's...
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    • All Against Blatte cockroaches
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    • Frighteningly Awesome
    • Okay, so many of you know that I have a massive fear of spiders.  I don't like them, and I don't want to be near them.  Daddy Long Legs...
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    • War Against Squirrels
    • Why did i write my last blog? This is how it all began....     ...It was a normal day like any other. I was walking up around my...
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    • I HATE self-righteous vegans
    • I was just watching a show on Animal Planet. Yes, I'm a nerd. I watch animal planet all the time. I'm a sucker for animals. My major in school is...
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    • People I Hate
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