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- Old Ladies
- Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench relaxing. A man runs by opening his trench coat and exposing himself to the women. The first...
- monkey781 01/29/2012
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- PINEAPPLE JUICE
- Guys now, they're supposed to drink a lot of pineapple juice for the ladies. It's supposed to make the old BJ's a little more palatable. I wonder how...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- Hookers Union Rules
- A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first...
- ThomasPHoolery 10/29/2010
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- High Heel Knuckles
- Why do black ladies wear high heels ? So their knuckles dont drag.
- TO88 10/23/2010
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- Johnny's Letter
- Johnny wrote Santa a letter: "Dear Santa. My name's Johnny and I'm very poor, so my family can't afford to buy me expensive presents. I know...
- P00KY 04/03/2010
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- Get To Work!
- Guy runs into his office, wearing only a hat and carrying a briefcase. His boss stops him and says "What are you doing, Cliff? Do you realize...
- P00KY 03/22/2010
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- 100 Balls
- What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo
- rockzilla411 09/05/2009
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- Having a baby
- Should I have a baby after 35? A. No, 35 children is enough. Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A. If it's the...
- rondetto 07/14/2009
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- Chillin' Biddies
- One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first lady had a stroke, the...
- mortgagemescott 05/13/2009
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- You're Going To Get Screwed
- It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds... As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies...
- abbottwar 05/12/2009
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- for the ladies
- One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had...
- idontwannakno 05/02/2009
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- decisions , decisions
- a man wanted to get married. he was having trouble choosing among three lovely ladies. he gives each lady $ 5,000 and watches to see what they do...
- stezie 04/28/2009
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- Panties on a plane
- There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said ' I don't know bout y'al, but I'm gonna wear...
- abbottwar 04/26/2009
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- Sharing peanuts
- A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a...
- MPBlaster 03/27/2009
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- Wife's Special Birthday Present
- A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, John! How ya doin’?” His...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/19/2009
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- Two Little Old Ladies
- Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and ...
- lilstutzy 02/17/2009
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- The Bingo Ladies
- There were three old ladies that decided to go play bingo. It was their every Thursday ladies night thing. So they get the the bingo parlor, grab...
- littleguy89 01/02/2009
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- Dirty Old Lady
- Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and...
- realadam 10/15/2008
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- John McCain a liar? NO WAY
- Senator John McCain made an appearance on The View. Upon sitting down, one of the ladies prompted to call him a liar. She does have a point, since he...
- Oreogasm 10/12/2008
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- Silent gas emissions
- A respectable old lady went to see her doctor. She told him, "Yesterday I had lunch with the Governor's wife, and while I was there I had three...
- DTMagnum 09/02/2008
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- Cigarette Condom
- Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts...
- MickeyDPenguin 07/21/2008
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- Two Old Ladies
- Two old ladies are sitting in a park, when a flasher walks up, yanks open his raincoat and exposes himself totally to them. His penis is hanging...
- R2D2 06/16/2008
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- The Flasher
- Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench. All of a sudden a man walks up and flashes them. One of the ladies had a stroke, the other, couldn't...
- kamilah 06/16/2008
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- 3 Ladies Having Babies
- 3 ladies in the Baby Doctor's waiting room 1st one says, I'm going to have a boy because I was on to when we did it 2nd one goes, I'm going to have...
- jimmysamurai 05/24/2008
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- Say the F word
- How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!
- EbaumsKing 05/23/2008
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- cont3 condom slogans
- 42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle 43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle 44) House your noodle then release your strudel 45)...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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- cont 161 condom slogans
- 22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake 23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener 24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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- 2 old ladies and a condumn
- two old ladies were walking down the street smoking a cigarettes. All of a sudden, it starts pouring rain, so one of the ladies reaches into her...
- jewbacca 05/13/2008
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