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- My ex-wife's favorite letter
- It's funny how you can be with someone for years and still not really know them. For instance, it wasn't until the day my ex-wife was murdered...
- scubadude 08/17/2011
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- Catholic last rites
- A bus on a busy street struck a Catholic man. He was lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathered. "A priest. Somebody get me a...
- D2 07/14/2011
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- golf course
- A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she...
- QUEERLORD 07/13/2011
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- Last Day For a Mailman
- It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he...
- WTFMessanger 09/11/2010
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- undickified
- Tommy was afraid of the dark, so he asked his grandpa to sleep with him, the first time he said no, then he asked again and he said "fine",...
- carboc 11/15/2009
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- Last Day on the Job
- It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he...
- aablueangel 11/10/2009
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- Discussion Technique in marriage
- DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- Irish man's last request
- The Irishman had been found guilty of murder and sentenced to the electric chair. 'Have you any last request?' asked the prison warden....
- yuri_vaultin 10/02/2009
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- Hour of Pleasure
- The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for...
- DeadlyAnxiety 09/17/2009
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- Last Request
- A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied...
- duderinoMCduder 08/09/2009
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- Last Day on the Job
- It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he...
- musicman6969 07/08/2009
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- The Lone Ranger's Last Request
- The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone...
- abbottwar 04/13/2009
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- Redneck Children
- "You've just had your twelvth baby miss. What are you going to name this one?" "Phil" "But you named the last eleven...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/18/2009
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- Mailman's Last Day
- It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he...
- Refuse 01/31/2009
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- New Year's Eve Last Call
- Another New Year's Eve come and gone, thought the bartender. When he called LAST CALL at the bar, the crowd of drunk patrons finally started making...
- BostonJack 12/31/2008
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- Mental Health Outsourcing
- I was depressed last night, so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and...
- miscreant 10/09/2008
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- Obigation
- Two Iraqi men boarded a plane. One sat in the window seat, and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an American got on and took...
- midnite492 10/03/2008
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- TROPHY GIRLFRIEND
- "Hey, did you hear about John's new trophy girlfriend?" "Yeah, I did. Except he didn't tell me one thing." "What's...
- BIC1559 08/01/2008
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- Smart Blonde
- Why was the blonde happy it took her a year to finish a puzzle??? Because the box said 2-4
- qazwsxedc1 07/26/2008
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- Any Last Requests?
- Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the...
- DARK_TADOR 07/23/2008
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- Famous Last Words
- * What does this button do? * It's probably just a rash. * Are you sure the power is off? * Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury,...
- ghoul_69 06/25/2008
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- Last Request
- A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests?" asked the Chaplain....
- Zlima 06/25/2008
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- Vegitable state
- Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some...
- DreaD08 06/13/2008
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- Last Request
- A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests?" asked the...
- 1994300ex 05/26/2008
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- Last 10 Things a Man Would Say
- Last 10 Things a Man Would Say: 10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude. 9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8. I think hairy...
- lilcurl 05/15/2008
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- Last wish
- An very old man is in his bedroom and he knows he doesn't have much time left to live. As he is about to die, he smells cookies. Confused, he gets...
- eatCORNCHIPS 05/03/2008
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- Last Request
- The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very...
- Yougotowned 04/20/2008
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- Fathers Last Request
- A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had...
- R2D2 02/19/2008
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- One Last Meal
- Three men, an Italian, a Frenchman, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal...
- CollegePics 02/08/2008
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- Famous last words.
- Famous last words: OJ, have you seen the butcher knife? OJ? Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! OJ!!!
- davida8575 01/29/2008
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- yo momma 90210
- Yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
- VaNiLaIc3 01/23/2008
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