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- My late wife
- My late wife always made such an impression on people. The night she died she made quite an impression on the bumper and hood of my car, too.
- scubadude 07/28/2011
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- car privileges
- The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The...
- kishandobaria 01/14/2011
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- cleaning toilets
- A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying, "Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles." She was really late for her appointment...
- sexydude001 12/30/2010
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- 6 Minutes Late
- There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at...
- ThomasPHoolery 11/11/2010
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- 6 Minutes Late
- There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at...
- ThomasPHoolery 11/11/2010
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- Is it clear?
- It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and...
- roxanna_us 01/22/2010
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- Leave the lights on
- Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
- roxanna_us 01/22/2010
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- Late for Work
- The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that didn't keep Joe from boasting to...
- rockzilla411 09/05/2009
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- The Mortician's Wife
- A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/20/2009
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- Might Be Late
- Four coworkers always golfed as a group at 7 A.M. every Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them was transferred out of town, so they began talking...
- seeley17 01/30/2009
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- A really bad day
- there was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps...
- man1of1steel 12/07/2008
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- procrastinate
- A man realizes that he has yet to pay his taxes annd they are late, so he hurry's to the court house and is stuck in a line in the front, he says...
- go69ers 12/06/2008
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- Would you remarry?
- A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question. WIFE: "What would you do if I...
- mjp124 10/13/2008
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- Late for work
- A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
- mortgagemescott 02/27/2008
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