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    • My late wife
    • My late wife always made such an impression on people. The night she died she made quite an impression on the bumper and hood of my car, too.
    • scubadude 07/28/2011
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    • car privileges
    • The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a...
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    • cleaning toilets
    • A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying, "Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles." She was really late for her...
    • sexydude001 12/30/2010
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    • 6 Minutes Late
    • There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet...
    • ThomasPHoolery 11/11/2010
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    • 6 Minutes Late
    • There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet...
    • ThomasPHoolery 11/11/2010
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    • Is it clear?
    • It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and...
    • roxanna_us 01/22/2010
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    • Leave the lights on
    • Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
    • roxanna_us 01/22/2010
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    • Late for Work
    • The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that didn't keep Joe from boasting...
    • rockzilla411 09/05/2009
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    • The Mortician's Wife
    • A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun 03/20/2009
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    • Might Be Late
    • Four coworkers always golfed as a group at 7 A.M. every Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them was transferred out of town, so they began talking...
    • seeley17 01/30/2009
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    • A really bad day
    • there was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver...
    • man1of1steel 12/07/2008
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    • procrastinate
    • A man realizes that he has yet to pay his taxes annd they are late, so he hurry's to the court house and is stuck in a line in the front, he says...
    • go69ers 12/06/2008
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    • Would you remarry?
    • A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question. WIFE: "What would you do if...
    • mjp124 10/13/2008
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    • Bubbles
    • Three ducklings all showed up to class late there first day of high school. The first duck showed up 5 minutes late to class. The teacher...
    • sancho08 10/03/2008
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    • late kid
    • there was a kid that got late from school teacher:where did you come from student:from home sir.. teacher:did you walk or did you ride...
    • jmgc11 08/10/2008
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    • Late for work
    • A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
    • mortgagemescott 02/27/2008
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    • Didn't do
    • Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework"
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