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    • Subject: Larry LaPrise dead at 93 With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of...
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      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is...
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    • LOL

    • Contempt of Court A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he...
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    • LOL

    • Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore were on a plane flight, looking down at the world. Bill Clinton said, "ya know, I...
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      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. "Don't do that, that...
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      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • "I am a Yankees fan," a first-grade teacher explains to her class. "Who likes the Yankees?" Everyone raises a hand except one...
    • aardvark
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • A man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow...
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      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an...
    • aardvark
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • One liners

    • I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new...
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    • peter kay one liners

    • PETER KAY ONE LINERS I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' When I was a kid I used to pray...
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    • BLONDE ONE-LINERS

    • Did you hear about the blonde virgin who wasn't upset about losing her cherry? She figured she could always get a new one, since she still had...
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      Uploaded 07/23/2008
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    • Great One-liners

    • What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken Why are men like cars? Because...
    • markofthebee33
      Uploaded 07/06/2008
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    • George Carlin

    • in memory of a very funny man:     Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank...
    • frofro101
      Uploaded 06/24/2008
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    • funny one liners 9

    • funny one liners #9 There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. There's too much blood in my caffeine system. Things...
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      Uploaded 06/20/2008
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    • funny one liners 8

    • funny one liners #8 What's the speed of dark? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. When...
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    • funny one liners 7

    • funny one liners #7 If you can't convince them, confuse them. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? If you get to it and you...
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    • funny one liners 6

    • funny one liners #6 I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke. I used to have an open...
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    • Funney one liners 5

    • funny one liners #5 How does Teflon stick to the pan? How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand. I am not a vegetarian because...
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    • funny one liners 4

    • funny one liners #4 For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small...
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    • funny one liners 3

    • Funny on liners #3 Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead....
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    • funny one liners 2

    • Funny one liners #2 Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away...
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    • funny one liners 1

    • Funny One-Liners 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers...
    • Big_Steve_91
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    • Funny one-liners

    • "Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't." James Scott McEwan "Never date a tennis player; to them love means...
    • tmaster
      Uploaded 06/14/2008
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    • one liners

    • Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack" "No good telling me"...
    • WIIWARRIOR
      Uploaded 02/27/2008
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    • Geek one liners. part ii

    • To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Computers make...
    • CollegePics
      Uploaded 01/30/2008
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