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    • short term memory
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    • Speaking German. Hillarious
    • Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from...
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    • A Wonderful Word
    • Fuck. The most meaningful word ever. To celebrate its usage, heres is a short list of the word as used by people througout history. "What the...
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    • Wana get naked?
    • Dan: Hey john, I'm thirsty. Wana get naked? John: Sure, I'm pretty thirsty too. Can we get naked at Seven Eleven? Dan: Nope, I tried to get...
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    • A trip to Mexico
    • An All-American guy decides to take a trip to Mexico. He doesn't know how to speak Spanish, however, so he is at a slight loss. Yet he leaves on...
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    • New Secretary
    • Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open....
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    • Could I see just one?
    • A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the...
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    • Snow Threat
    • Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The...
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    • Payday
    • A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys...
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    • TOO MUCH SEX
    • Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by...
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    • Fishing trip
    • A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The...
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    • Voo Doo dick
    • There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to...
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    • Guess my Age
    • A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a...
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    • You might be a redneck
    • You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a...
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    • Blonde in kindergarden
    • One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, "Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other...
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    • Blonde Mom
    • There are three moms. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I...
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    • Tricking a nun
    • A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
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    • FUNNY NEW CHUCK NORRIS!
    • What do you get when you cross Chuck norris rollerblading with lance armstrong the famous race biker?? -A FULL BAG OF DISTILLED...
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    • Three Kings
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    • theromans
    • So there's this guy named "theromans" who likes to post jokes. He thinks they are funny, but no one else does. This dude is the same...
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    • Gay dudes
    • Old school: What sucks about going to a gay dude's barbecue? The hot dogs taste like shit. What's the difference between fags and...
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    • Tips on how to mastrubate
    • If you're a girl 1) Get something small if it's your first time, like a lip gloss container. Make sure it's got a rounded tip. 2) Put a...
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    • Canada Dry
    • I was asked once what on earth possessed me to travel to Canada. I told the man that I was sitting in a pub drinking with my friends. Then all of...
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    • Why Do Americans
    • why do Americans always talk about invading other countries? who knows, they can not even locate them on the map! why do Americans take pride...
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    • The night out.....
    • Three girlfriends hadn’t seen each other for a while so they decided to get together for some drinks. They all got totally wasted and eventually...
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    • The date.....
    • Jeff noticed his buddy Mark crying into his beer at the bar, so he walked over and asked what was wrong. Mark said “You know that beautiful girl...
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    • Mixed Emotions
    • A married couple were watching a tv documentary about psychology, which explained the phenomenon of mixed emotions. “Honey, this show is a load...
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    • girl on a cliff
    • A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why...
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    • Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 right? I think it's time you heard the full story. Now, 6,7,8, and 9 used to be the best of friends....
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