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- Snow white and the 7 republicans
- Snow white and the seven dwarfs One morning the seven dwarfs headed to work at the mine, while snow white stayed home and prepared lunch. Just...
- mns247365 10/10/2012
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- short term memory
- An 80-year-old couple is having trouble remembering things, so they go to see their doctor to make sure there's nothing wrong. After an exam, the...
- itsbriand_bitch 01/13/2012
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- ricky on people
- People who say laughter is the best medicine have never tried pot.
- manwithvoices 11/03/2011
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- The Native Joke.
- How do we know indians were the first people in north america? they had reservations..
- mazrandy 11/02/2011
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- Speaking German. Hillarious
- Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his...
- BumfckWorld 10/30/2011
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- A Wonderful Word
- Fuck. The most meaningful word ever. To celebrate its usage, heres is a short list of the word as used by people througout history. "What the fuck...
- wyattearp 06/22/2011
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- Yo mama soooo... FAT
- Yo mama is soooooo.... FAT that she has to wear two watches because her hands are in different timezones
- LunchBoxBoy164 06/01/2011
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- Wana get naked?
- Dan: Hey john, I'm thirsty. Wana get naked? John: Sure, I'm pretty thirsty too. Can we get naked at Seven Eleven? Dan: Nope, I tried to get...
- steven1smith 04/29/2011
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- Two heads at one time?
- What is it called when two people are killed by a guillotine at one time? A doubleheader!!!!!
- steven1smith 04/28/2011
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- Not the Best BUT UR STILL A FAGGOT
- Where Does A Disabled Person Eat ------- IHOP
- iamtheHATER 03/13/2011
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- A trip to Mexico
- An All-American guy decides to take a trip to Mexico. He doesn't know how to speak Spanish, however, so he is at a slight loss. Yet he leaves on his...
- cody34521 12/21/2010
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- Just a yo mama joke !
- Yo momma so nasty, she got fired from the sperm bank for drinkin on the job !
- FuckYouPayMe 11/15/2010
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- New Secretary
- Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open....
- syneyed 11/12/2010
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- Could I see just one?
- A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the...
- syneyed 11/12/2010
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- Snow Threat
- Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President...
- syneyed 11/12/2010
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- TOO MUCH SEX
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her...
- vxjacobxv 11/08/2010
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- Fishing trip
- A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The...
- vxjacobxv 11/05/2010
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- Voo Doo dick
- There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get...
- Yguard41 10/26/2010
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- Guess my Age
- A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a...
- Yguard41 10/26/2010
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- You might be a redneck
- You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a...
- Yguard41 10/26/2010
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- Blonde in kindergarden
- One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, "Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids...
- Yguard41 10/25/2010
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- Blonde Mom
- There are three moms. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went...
- Yguard41 10/25/2010
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- Tricking a nun
- A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
- Yguard41 10/25/2010
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- FUNNY NEW CHUCK NORRIS!
- What do you get when you cross Chuck norris rollerblading with lance armstrong the famous race biker?? -A FULL BAG OF DISTILLED GRAVEL-PICKLES...
- sterobj 10/04/2010
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- Three Kings
- Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?" Student: " Smo-king",...
- westside14 09/09/2010
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- It Happens
- Whats black and white and has 8 legs? Gang Rape
- duality2011 09/08/2010
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- theromans
- So there's this guy named "theromans" who likes to post jokes. He thinks they are funny, but no one else does. This dude is the same type...
- jmartpigfcker 07/31/2010
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- Gay dudes
- Old school: What sucks about going to a gay dude's barbecue? The hot dogs taste like shit. What's the difference between fags and chocolate?...
- jmartpigfcker 07/28/2010
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- Tips on how to mastrubate
- If you're a girl 1) Get something small if it's your first time, like a lip gloss container. Make sure it's got a rounded tip. 2) Put a little...
- Falthor 07/27/2010
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- Chuck Norris
- 1. Some kids piss their name into snow, Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. 2. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck...
- 63silver 07/10/2010
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- So a naked blonde and a black guy....
- Gay Fag Is Gay
- 63silver 07/04/2010
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- And so the Blonde Said....
- do you wanna touch my penis yes you do if you clicked this your gay troll me and rate down see you in hell motherfucker
- 63silver 06/24/2010
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- They do it In the Streets
- what is black and has 8 legs? | | | | | | | | Gang Rape
- duality2011 05/05/2010
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- Canada Dry
- I was asked once what on earth possessed me to travel to Canada. I told the man that I was sitting in a pub drinking with my friends. Then all of a...
- aesir911 04/09/2010
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- Why Do Americans
- why do Americans always talk about invading other countries? who knows, they can not even locate them on the map! why do Americans take pride in...
- pimpleface 03/26/2010
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- The night out.....
- Three girlfriends hadn’t seen each other for a while so they decided to get together for some drinks. They all got totally wasted and eventually...
- chopsalot 03/26/2010
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- what do you call....
- what you call a retard with one leg and a piece of metal jammed in his head? AN IRAQ WAR VETERAN!
- pimpleface 03/25/2010
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- The date.....
- Jeff noticed his buddy Mark crying into his beer at the bar, so he walked over and asked what was wrong. Mark said “You know that beautiful girl at...
- chopsalot 03/25/2010
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