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    • A Pros Advice
    • A man goes to a golf pro for some advice. "Well, what should I do?" asked the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied,...
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    • Hard to Find
    • This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous...
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    • The Lone Ranger
    • So the indians finally catch the lone ranger and tell him he has 3 days before they kill him. The indian chief says 'lone ranger, you have 3 days...
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    • Wife beater.
    • I always feel bad when i see a woman with two black eyes. She has been told twice, she just doesn't understand.
    • awooga 03/13/2013
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    • Catholic priest.
    • An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane...
    • awooga 03/13/2013
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    • Mother-in-law love
    • Two men are sitting at a bar when one glances at the TV set and says, "You know, I got a TV just like that for my mother-in-law." The guy next to...
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    • Bad news vs worse news
    • A doctor says to his patient, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours to live." The...
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    • Death row Bieber song
    • Two convicts, Muggsy and Bugsy, were about to be executed. The warden says to Muggsy, "Do you have a last request?" The condemned man...
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    • Hurricane Sandy
    • Many people were worried that Hurricane Sandy could hit the east coast during next week's presentational debate. But the east coast is ready for...
    • guinness13494 10/30/2012
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    • Cocaine.
    • What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?- Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall from a 4 story balcony.
    • Phuktup 10/28/2012
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    • Four Husbands
    • The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her...
    • BIGGUY007 09/14/2012
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    • OLD Mr. Ford.
    • The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the...
    • 237g 08/13/2012
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    • WHAT IS COUPLE SEX?
    • An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?" The grandfather...
    • BIGGUY007 08/11/2012
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    • Bad dog
    • They say a dog is a man's best friend. But I don't even have enemies that would stare directly into my eyes whilst taking a shit on my carpet.
    • poityb 07/10/2012
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    • Stupid women
    • I was about to pull out of a parking space when I asked my wife, "Are there any cars approaching?""No," she said, looking out...
    • poityb 07/10/2012
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    • Downs girlfreind
    • My down syndrome girlfreind won't let me cum in her mouth, so now I just jizz on my windows and let nature take its course
    • poityb 07/10/2012
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    • Flying Dildo
    • A family is driving down the freeway behind a garbage truck when a huge dildo flies out of the truck and smacks their windshield. Embarrassed,...
    • unzippingMyFLy 07/02/2012
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    • F In Math
    • Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’...
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    • Ferrari Blonde Joke
    • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to...
    • ROMANGUTS 05/21/2012
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    • Wrong end of the stick.....
    • A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a whiskey and begins to drink. He looks up and notices a monkey. "What's with the...
    • poityb 05/10/2012
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    • How to avoid a ticket.....
    • A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the...
    • poityb 05/10/2012
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    • What we all think....
    • This morning, my girlfriend asked me if I would mind taking her shopping, so I shouted, "YES, I fucking do. You think because you've got...
    • poityb 05/10/2012
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    • High class hooker
    • I asked the protistute, "How much are you charging then?" She said, "I'm a high class hooker son, so it's 1000 for a full...
    • poityb 05/03/2012
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    • Yoga voyeur....
    • I was watching my sexy neighbour through her window while she practised yoga.After a while she noticed me and walked over."Like what you...
    • poityb 04/30/2012
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    • Premature ejaculation cure
    • A fella goes into the doctors and says "I'm having problems with premature ejaculation every time me and the wife get down to...
    • poityb 04/29/2012
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    • Last night of freedom
    • As I stopped the car down a quite country lane, I smiled at the girl I had picked up from the nightclub."I'm really going to enjoy my last...
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    • Worrying history....
    • My little brother left his laptop in the house today before he left for work. So, being the nosey bastard I am, I checked the last few things...
    • poityb 04/26/2012
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    • In the Barber Shop!
    • A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the...
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    • inspirational
    • A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says,...
    • showmaster94 04/04/2012
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    • Bad Sign Language
    • Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he...
    • showmaster94 04/04/2012
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    • Yo Mamma Has.........
    • Yo mama hasYo mama has one leg and a bicycle.Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids...
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    • Yo Mamma so Greasy!
    • Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
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    • Bald Men
    • Q. Why do bald men have holes in there pockets?A. So they can run their fingers through their hair.
    • shell27 04/04/2012
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