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- A Pros Advice
- A man goes to a golf pro for some advice. "Well, what should I do?" asked the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied,...
- frost1102 05/05/2013
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- Hard to Find
- This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde...
- frost1102 05/05/2013
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- The Lone Ranger
- So the indians finally catch the lone ranger and tell him he has 3 days before they kill him. The indian chief says 'lone ranger, you have 3 days...
- unzippingMyFLy 03/28/2013
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- Wife beater.
- I always feel bad when i see a woman with two black eyes. She has been told twice, she just doesn't understand.
- awooga 03/13/2013
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- Catholic priest.
- An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane...
- awooga 03/13/2013
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- Do you like Dragons?
- Cuz in a minute i'll be Dragon my balls across your face.
- TheOneAnOnly 01/02/2013
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- Agnostics are so.....well, confused! Lol
- Then there was the dyslexic agnostic who had insomnia. He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a DOG
- badpuppy 12/22/2012
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- Mother-in-law love
- Two men are sitting at a bar when one glances at the TV set and says, "You know, I got a TV just like that for my mother-in-law." The guy next to him...
- badpuppy 12/22/2012
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- Bad news vs worse news
- A doctor says to his patient, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours to live." The patient...
- badpuppy 12/22/2012
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- Death row Bieber song
- Two convicts, Muggsy and Bugsy, were about to be executed. The warden says to Muggsy, "Do you have a last request?" The condemned man says,...
- badpuppy 12/22/2012
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- Hurricane Sandy
- Many people were worried that Hurricane Sandy could hit the east coast during next week's presentational debate. But the east coast is ready for it....
- guinness13494 10/30/2012
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- Snow white and the 7 republicans
- Snow white and the seven dwarfs One morning the seven dwarfs headed to work at the mine, while snow white stayed home and prepared lunch. Just...
- mns247365 10/10/2012
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- Four Husbands
- The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her...
- BIGGUY007 09/14/2012
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- OLD Mr. Ford.
- The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the...
- 237g 08/13/2012
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- WHAT IS COUPLE SEX?
- An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?" The grandfather was...
- BIGGUY007 08/11/2012
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- Sikh Joke
- What do you call 6 dead ragheads in Wisconson? A good start!
- SuckmyLulz 08/06/2012
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- Stupid women
- I was about to pull out of a parking space when I asked my wife, "Are there any cars approaching?""No," she said, looking out of...
- poityb 07/10/2012
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- Downs girlfreind
- My down syndrome girlfreind won't let me cum in her mouth, so now I just jizz on my windows and let nature take its course
- poityb 07/10/2012
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- Flying Dildo
- A family is driving down the freeway behind a garbage truck when a huge dildo flies out of the truck and smacks their windshield. Embarrassed, Mom...
- unzippingMyFLy 07/02/2012
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- F In Math
- Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ I...
- KojaStilez 06/21/2012
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- Dad Feels The Pain Of Child Labor
- A woman went to the hospital to have her baby. When she was adjusted, the doctor came in and said, We have a new program where the father feels the...
- KojaStilez 06/21/2012
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- Ferrari Blonde Joke
- A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the...
- ROMANGUTS 05/21/2012
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- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- A gummy bear
- eat_my_sploom 05/17/2012
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- Wrong end of the stick.....
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a whiskey and begins to drink. He looks up and notices a monkey. "What's with the monkey?"...
- poityb 05/10/2012
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- How to avoid a ticket.....
- A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind...
- poityb 05/10/2012
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- What we all think....
- This morning, my girlfriend asked me if I would mind taking her shopping, so I shouted, "YES, I fucking do. You think because you've got nice...
- poityb 05/10/2012
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- High class hooker
- I asked the protistute, "How much are you charging then?" She said, "I'm a high class hooker son, so it's 1000 for a full...
- poityb 05/03/2012
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- Yoga voyeur....
- I was watching my sexy neighbour through her window while she practised yoga.After a while she noticed me and walked over."Like what you...
- poityb 04/30/2012
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- Premature ejaculation cure
- A fella goes into the doctors and says "I'm having problems with premature ejaculation every time me and the wife get down to it".Doctor...
- poityb 04/29/2012
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- Last night of freedom
- As I stopped the car down a quite country lane, I smiled at the girl I had picked up from the nightclub."I'm really going to enjoy my last night...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Worrying history....
- My little brother left his laptop in the house today before he left for work. So, being the nosey bastard I am, I checked the last few things he'd...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- In the Barber Shop!
- A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks....
- shell27 04/07/2012
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- inspirational
- A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says,...
- showmaster94 04/04/2012
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- Bad Sign Language
- Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he...
- showmaster94 04/04/2012
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- Yo Mamma Has.........
- Yo mama hasYo mama has one leg and a bicycle.Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.Yo...
- shell27 04/04/2012
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- Yo Mamma so Greasy!
- Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
- shell27 04/04/2012
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- Making a Jew Black
- Q: How do you make a Jew black? A: Put him in the oven.
- Deven247 04/04/2012
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