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    • VooDoo dick

    • A very successful business man prepares for a trip, but then realises that he needs something that will guarantee his wife will not cheat on him....
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      Uploaded 02/23/2012
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    • Jared from subway

    • so i was eating a footlong at 7pm and then out of nowhere, Jared takes a shit on the window. What do i do? what would you do?
    • scorpion
      Uploaded 10/16/2011
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    • The Talkative Preacher

    • My preacher sure likes to talk. In fact, his sermons have gotten so long that we had to change his title from Reverend to Neverend.
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/24/2011
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    • Men and snowfall

    • What do men and snowfall have in common? -You never know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it's going to last.
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      Uploaded 02/09/2011
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    • Password Too Long

    • i tried to put mydick as my password for a website. it said sorry ur password is too long.
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      Uploaded 12/23/2010
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    • Old and confused

    • While acquainting himself with a new elderly patient, a doctor asked, “How long have you been bedridden?” After a look of complete...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
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    • Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

    • Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an...
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      Uploaded 03/10/2010
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    • Swine flu bitch

    • Forget swine flu ive got bitch flu. Symptoms include temper tantrums runaway mouth, ability to kill with one look & long term not givin a shit
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      Uploaded 10/15/2009
      • 949 Views
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    • Office Arithmetic

    • OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee...
    • the_dream_35
      Uploaded 10/09/2009
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    • How Long?

    • Q: How long does it take a black lady to take a shit? A: 9 Months
    • Th3Afterlife
      Uploaded 04/25/2009
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    • The Jewish Samurai

    • Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody...
    • Blackvenom95
      Uploaded 04/21/2009
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    • Condom reuse

    • Q. How do you reuse a condom? A. Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
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      Uploaded 04/18/2009
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    • i read this in a magazine-

    • a mexican american walked out onto his farm and saw a man drinking from one of his ponds. the farmer screamed out in spanish, since it was his...
    • kennykiller
      Uploaded 03/02/2009
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    • THREE TAMPONS

    • Q: You're walking down a street. Walking in your direction are three tampons. One is really long, another is really short and another is...
    • TheCommentator
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
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    • Monk

    • A man moves into a house next door to a monk. Every night at 7:00 p.m. he hears a loud banging noise coming from the monks house. After a few...
    • SUAVECITO
      Uploaded 01/15/2009
      • 777 Views
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    • horse races

    • theres 2 horses ted and buddy, as there out in the pastor the farmer notices they run really fast so he decides to put them in the race, he goes...
    • SUAVECITO
      Uploaded 01/12/2009
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    • Email password

    • A horny husband was helping his wife pick out a password on her email, so he picked PENIS. The wife fell out of the chair laughing when the...
    • Fartcandy
      Uploaded 01/03/2009
      • 823 Views
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    • Drive women wild

    • What is 6 inches long, has a purple head and drives woman wild? Twenty pound note!
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      Uploaded 12/11/2008
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    • Long

    • What is long, big and emptys its self of seamen? a whale taking...
    • marph666
      Uploaded 09/07/2008
      • 582 Views
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    • Husband Beater.

    • A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with...
    • Adiosk83r
      Uploaded 08/22/2008
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    • Married too long

    • Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by surprising...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • The password

    • A horny husband was helping his wife pick out a password on her email, so he picked PENIS. The wife fell out of the chair laughing when the...
    • DreaD08
      Uploaded 07/29/2008
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    • Long back..

    • Long back, A person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called SAINTS But now they...
    • ravi2288
      Uploaded 07/24/2008
      • 437 Views
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    • Long Hair

    • Jason, just turning 17, asks his dad if he can have a car. His dad says, "Yes, but first you have to get your grades up, read your Bible and...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/10/2008
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    • A long happy life

    • One afternoon, a woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/05/2008
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    • Growing Manhood

    • When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 06/04/2008
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    • SECRET TO A LONG MARRIAGE

    • With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and...
    • akn220
      Uploaded 05/29/2008
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    • jews long walk

    • Why did the jewish people walk around in the desert for forty years? Because one of them dropped a quarter.
    • Julien
      Uploaded 05/16/2008
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    • Purple Haze

    • Little johnny's class was looking up jokes in the dictionary, and he finds the word purple haze. He raises his hand and asks the teacher what...
    • littleme12
      Uploaded 05/15/2008
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    • Careful what you wish for

    • A guy is about to go to sleep and a fairy appears out of nowhere and says "Hey there you get one wish for being such a great person" So...
    • kickass_legend
      Uploaded 04/20/2008
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      • 4 Comments
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    • Black genie joke

    • A fat black guy is walking down the street and finds an old lamp so he rubs it and a genie appears and says "I am at your command, you have...
    • kickass_legend
      Uploaded 04/20/2008
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