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    • Superman
    • Superman is flying over the skyscrapers when he sees Wonder-woman spread eagle sunbathing. He thinks to himself, I am so fast that I could fly...
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    • Old Man
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    • Penile Delinquent
    • A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She...
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    • Dishes
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    • List of Mantips
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    • "Diet Pills" by nustier
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    • Girlf-hand
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    • How to avoid a ticket.....
    • A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the...
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    • Girlf-hand
    • Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend…Ya know what, I’m as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it....
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    • Old man confused
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    • Annoying bar staff
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    • Tea Time
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    • Man and the boy
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    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
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    • Worlds Best Salesman
    • A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. Sorry, we dont need anyone they replied. You cant afford not to hire me. I can...
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    • Dinner with who??
    • Wife: If you could have dinner with anyone, who would it be?? Man: Gandhi... Wife: Why!? Man: More food for me...
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    • health issues
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    • Old man and his dog
    • An old man had a dog that was 15 years old.. He loved that dog like a kid... One day the dog got hit by a car.. He grabbed the dog up and ran...
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    • My Dad
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    • Car Accident
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    • Annoying Wife.
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    • The dating dictionary
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    • Divorce
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    • International Man Laws
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    • Neighborly Help
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    • Cigarettes and Tampons
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    • horny old man
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    • Old man Dirty Joke
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    • Crowded Subway
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    • da man with a sweater
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    • With old age comes wisdom
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    • The Plane
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