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- Old Man
- An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take...
- boomshakalaka 09/13/2012
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- Penile Delinquent
- A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She went...
- nustierleonard 06/09/2012
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- Dishes
- Q: How do you know when it's your turn to wash the dishes?A: When you look down in your pants and see a vagina.
- nustierleonard 06/02/2012
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- List of Mantips
- If you want to save money on buying shampoo, shave your head. Don't eat a spoonful of mashed potatoes then take a shot or gravy, instead, pour the...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- "Diet Pills" by nustier
- Women these days put way too much emphasis on their weight and looks, it65533s craziness. Not every girl can look like Jennifer Lopez. Hell, most...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Girlf-hand
- Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend,Ya know what, I'm as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- How to avoid a ticket.....
- A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind...
- poityb 05/10/2012
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- Girlf-hand
- Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend…Ya know what, I’m as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As...
- nustierleonard 05/05/2012
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- Old man confused
- There was a salty old man sitting in a wheel chair at a retirement home one day when this gorgeous young blond woman walks in and says "Today is your...
- nustierleonard 05/04/2012
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- Annoying bar staff
- "What would you like?" says the barman."What would I like?" says Bob. "A bigger house, more money and a more attractive...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Whats the difference between a black guy and a bike?
- A bike won't start singing when you put chains on it.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Two snowmen are in a field...
- ...and one turns to the other and says "Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Man and the boy
- A boy was playing in front of his house and a man driving his car asked him for directions, The man---Excuse me boy,can you tell me, where is the...
- guitarlover 01/29/2012
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- 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- williebe93 01/08/2012
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- Grizzly Fishing
- How does a Grizzly catch fish? With it's BEAR hands!
- Urbanus1234 12/31/2011
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- Worlds Best Salesman
- A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. Sorry, we dont need anyone they replied. You cant afford not to hire me. I can sell...
- KojaStilez 11/04/2011
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- Dinner with who??
- Wife: If you could have dinner with anyone, who would it be?? Man: Gandhi... Wife: Why!? Man: More food for me...
- ipaintHER 11/01/2011
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- health issues
- Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every...
- bsmiley 10/25/2011
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- Old man and his dog
- An old man had a dog that was 15 years old.. He loved that dog like a kid... One day the dog got hit by a car.. He grabbed the dog up and ran to...
- bigewalksalone 09/17/2011
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- My Dad
- I didn't believe the rumours that my dad had been mugging lollipop men....but when i got home all the signs were there.
- dayzedpioneer 09/14/2011
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- Car Accident
- A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After...
- BadMrFroster 08/25/2011
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- Man goes into Confession
- Man goes into Confession. "Father Im a sinner I have thoughts of kissing the Nuns" Priest: "Its okay just dont get into the habit"
- TheDjayAnas 08/18/2011
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- Annoying Wife.
- So a man gets pulled over by a police officer for speeding with his blonde wife in the car..... The officer says " Did you know that you were...
- jcmoney 08/16/2011
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- The dating dictionary
- ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ..... what occurs when two extremely horny, but...
- burnt_out 07/19/2011
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- Divorce
- A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied,...
- guitarlover 07/16/2011
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- Is it possible? More "no arms, no legs" jokes
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a highway? Mark. What do you call a dog with no legs in the middle of a...
- scubadude 07/13/2011
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- International Man Laws
- Important Reading: 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following...
- drawgud 07/13/2011
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- Black man goes into the doctors with a frog on his head
- A black man goes into the doctors with a frog sitting on top of his head, the doctor asks "so what seems to be the problem here sir?", to...
- Sambotron 07/04/2011
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- Neighborly Help
- An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- Cigarettes and Tampons
- A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- horny old man
- There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and...
- retardedkkk666 06/23/2011
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- Old man Dirty Joke
- Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood...
- houdeka 06/22/2011
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- Cool quotes and funny one-liners
- A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a...
- burnt_out 06/09/2011
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- Crowded Subway
- The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and...
- 11KLBlue 04/15/2011
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- da man with a sweater
- once there was a man with a sweater who went to a shop and said could i buuy some mints so the man said no you fat person so the man in the sweater...
- epicmeansjacob 04/14/2011
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- With old age comes wisdom
- A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get...
- guitarlover 04/12/2011
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- Kool aid man
- *Knock knock* "Who's there?" OHHHH YEAHHHHHHH!
- pyrowizerd 04/08/2011
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