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- How I Seize It #99: "Mother's Day"
- There not a lotta things I like talking bout less on more than Muthers day, two blackout days of my life is trace back to two different mothers day...
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- How I Seize It #98: "Big Brother"
- So yew git lock up in a fancy house fur three munths an yew git a cool halfa mill jess far lyin an backstabbin an bein mean an throwin biches unner a...
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- How I Seize It: German Torture Porn Edition
- Hysterical spooky fun awaits you in Season 4, DB's! This warped clipette is from How I Seize It: Etiquette. It's our homage to MOMENTO.
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- How I Seize It #97: "Fashion"
- Like I need to turn on the TV to lern what fashnable. Well I don’t, I jess need two dollars and a trip to the Clothing By The Pound. Yew can make a...
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- How I Seize It #96: "Walmart"
- Yew lookin fur somewun to blame fur ar economic predickerment? Uh, look no further than this famalee over here in Arkansas. I thank I know my own...
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- HOW I SEIZE IT - 'SHOW US YOUR TITS!' Promo
- VISIT 'Loretta Jenkins,' the "World's Biggest Bitch" every Friday on HOW I SEIZE IT.
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- How I Seize It #95: "Beautiful Agony"
- Oh look everwun, look here at my cumface. What kinda Amsterdam hashish shit people smoke that gettem dis kinda idear. Course if yew makin money off...
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- How I Seize It - The Slut Blooper
- 2nd Blooper for HISI Season 4.
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- How I Seize It: The Burp Blooper
- 1st Blooper for the upcoming Season 4.
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- How I Seize It #94: "Marijuana"
- Now I don’t make stonin a habit or anythang cause yew cant get Mona to stop singin broadway showtunes if I’m too high. And she still think she...
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- How I Seize It #93: "Sexual Harassment"
- Im a bit confuse, I like a little harassment in my sexuals, ya know? It aint fun lessen sumbody gittin ropeburnt am I rite? Ahhhh Youth…good times....
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- How I Seize It #91: "Easter"
- Up From The Grave He A-Rose, or so goze the story. Iont kno. Aint like there any ackshull proof uv any of it, but I digess…So happy burfday Jesus,...
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- How I Seize It #90: "Yoga"
- Now, I likes spandex. I likes wurkin up a swet, but I dont like Yoga folk, they all hippy and smellin like eggs that been leff out in the sun. My...
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- How I Seize It #89: "The Deaf"
- I NO I BEEN A LIDDLE BEHINE PUTTIN MY CLOSE CAPSHUNS ON HERE BUT YALL JESS HOLD TITE IM ONLY WUN GODDAMN PERSON TRYNA GIT FAMUSS ON HERE! YEW NO WHUT...
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- How I Seize It #88: "School Prayer"
- I thank since there seperashun a church an state an states run skools then that meens no prayer in skools! DUH, DUMBASSES! Pray on yur own time, yew...
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- How I Seize It #87: "Les Miserables"
- Do you heer the people sing? Well hell yeah I did, ass all I did was heer dem sing cuz didn’t nobody talk throo any of the whole damn movie! Ats a...
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- How I Seize It #86: "Whitney Houston"
- Oh law dis wun hit me pritty hard. So much so I reely jess finished a secrit drug binge fur the lass few munfs, but didn’t nobody harlee notiss....
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- How I Seize It #85: "Relationships"
- Here whut on the table mens…We can fuck or…well Iont know what much else is dare? Don’t ask me furra date cuz I don’t date. Mose yew can hope...
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- How I Seize It #84: "Honey Boo Boo"
- Ladees an Gentmens, we has reeched that time in hissury fortole by ar forefathers, we have declared a functionally tarded imbred famlee cenner of...
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- How I Seize It #83: "Gangnam Style"
- Now sumwun splain to me what so ennertainin bout dis shit, huh? Maybe dis the age I start gettin too old fur the shit dats cool, is that it? AN what...
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- How I Seize It #82: "Taylor Swift"
- Yew herda one hit wonders? Well, Taylor Swiff shooda been a NONE hit wunder! Man wun can only hope she goze the way a Tiffany an Debbie Gibsum. Nex...
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- How I Seize It #81: "Rape"
- Deer Roy Akins frum over thar in Misurrah. Sumwun needa shuv a dickshunary strate up yur choklit whizway an relern yew the defanishern a rape! Ima...
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- How I Seize It 80: P.E.T.A.
- No fence ta Betty White cuz I know she sportin a biggun far aminals, but goddamn yall we gots to draw the line somewhars! We gotta have sumthin ta...
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- How I Seize It #79: "Hunger Games"
- Ever wunce in a wile there come a movee so daggum awful it make yew ponder, ‘I wunner how menny starvin kids coulda got fed wiff this big budgit...
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- How I Seize It #78: "Santa Claus"
- He go by menny a name: Kris Krinkle, Jack Fross, Misser Johnson in a Sanny soot from Momma’s bridge club a few times that I’d let sniff my...
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- How I Seize It #77: "Virginity"
- Virgens are loosers and don’t never let nobody ever tell ya utherwise. If ya don’t git good at sex early on aint nobody gonna wanna brake yew in...
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- How I Seize It #76: "Competitive Eating"
- Ma eyes! Ma eyes! Sick an gross yall, an I aint talking fur wunce accidently catchin a glipse of Mamaw in the shower over yonder. I mean theys jess...
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- How I Seize It #75: "Facebook"
- Crack, booze, ciggys, nudie cable…They all addickive sustances what’s contributin’ to the downgradin of ar sussciety. Now we got this App what...
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- How I Seize It #74: "Thanksgiving"
- Orange is a ugly culler an pilgrims was homely folks so why we cellabate this day then? Well, without ‘Ol Whitey massackrin all the RedMens, then...
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- How I Seize It #73: "Chick-fil-A"
- Taint like me boycottin a ressarant what don’t serve no likker gonna do a hole hella good, but that aint the pointa bitchin now, is it DBs? Yew...
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- How I Seize It: Election 2012 Alternate Ending!!!
- This whut happen in the alternite universe if thangs had gone terublee wrong in the luleckshun. Whew, it was juss a dreemmm Like on Dallas. Man I...
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- How I Seize It #72: "Election 2012"
- So ever for yeers ar so, we parade a buncha hot air polatisherns an vote on who gits the power to blow the planit to smivereens. Man, aint nobody can...
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- How I Seize It #71: "Ghosts"
- BOO, MOTHERFUKERS! Yall knowed I got these too spirit biches hauntin my noggin, but tonite, Ima try and resureck fur a talk wiff the bichiest ded...
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- How I Seize It #70: "Bath Salts"
- Yall laff but obversly folks needs to be heedin my warnins and premanishurns cause I tole yew zombees is a’comin’! Stoop fuckin’ junkees jess...
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- A favorite moment from each "How I Seize It," a vlog series documenting the drunken, often offensive ramblings of redneck trailer park manager...
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- A favorite moment from each "How I Seize It," a vlog series documenting the drunken, often offensive ramblings of redneck trailer park manager...
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- How I Seize It #69: "Ex-Gays"
- They say a troo frens work is never dun. Well, I aint much for frens but I gotta warch out for my impreshnable yung faggits out there, like my DB...
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