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    • The Piano Player
    • So a man goes into a bar and orders a drink and as he sits down he notices beautiful piano melodies. When he looks to the piano up front to see whose...
    • nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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    • Dwarf Thief
    • Did you hear about the dwarf who got pickpocketed? How could anyone ever stoop so low?
    • WeeKing420 08/05/2010
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    • Midget In A Coffin
    • Guy went to a funeral house to visit his friend who worked there. "Come in, Rick! I'll just finish here and we can go for a beer." his...
    • P00KY 03/20/2010
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    • Poor Midget
    • There was this midget with a speech impediment that wanted to buy a new horse. The midget went to a horse breeding farm and asked the farmer,...
    • frost1102 04/12/2009
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    • Question...
    • Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you're driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you!
    • gotribe 03/11/2009
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    • Gateway to heaven
    • A black guy and white and a midget are at the gate of heaven, God tells them, "to get into heaven, i have to hear who had the most dramatic...
    • NixtaB22 01/28/2009
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    • The Goblin
    • One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a...
    • notrabmas 01/24/2009
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    • Pickpocketed Midget
    • I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. All I could do was shake my head and wonder; How could anyone stoop...
    • yuri_vaultin 01/21/2009
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    • The Midget Horse Inspector
    • A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'...
    • yuri_vaultin 01/15/2009
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    • Midget Olympics
    • I went to the Midget Olympics in upstate New York last week, my friends think it's ridiculous. I personally don't think there's anything wrong...
    • yuri_vaultin 01/15/2009
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    • Sexy jokes
    • Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: Sixty-eight -- at 69, you have to turn around Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It's a...
    • jakehammer7270 01/09/2009
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    • Half and Half
    • Two midgets chip in for a lottery ticket and they win the lottery! To celebrate, they get two motel rooms right next to each other and they get two...
    • miniminkas 12/16/2008
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    • Hair
    • Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair...
    • berv 09/23/2008
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    • Sperm Bank Robber.
    • A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She...
    • BigDickGangster 09/22/2008
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    • midget psychic
    • What do you call a midget psychic who just committed a crime? A small medium at large.
    • vampdyer 09/05/2008
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    • The Fight
    • I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how...
    • nkmetcalfe 07/24/2008
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    • A Midget
    • Q: What do you call a midget mind reader that escaped from jail? A: A small medium at large.
    • Zlima 07/01/2008
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    • Midget!!
    • If a midget walks by you and says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harrasment?
    • aangelcg 07/01/2008
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    • The Midget
    • Q: What do you call a midget mind reader that escaped from jail? A: A small medium at large.
    • Ryan1966 06/27/2008
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    • Nice Smelling Hair
    • A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells...
    • akn220 05/29/2008
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    • ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
    • Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get...
    • jimmysamurai 05/26/2008
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    • Nudist Midget
    • Why was the midget thrown out of the nudist colony? For telling all the girls, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."
    • jimmysamurai 05/25/2008
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    • which one are you?
    • HOW THE FIGHT STARTED I got rear-ended this morning on the way to work. There we were pulled over alongside the road and slowly the other...
    • verscharren 05/12/2008
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    • How the Fight Started
    • Officer, this is how the fight started... I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault. So, we both pull over to the...
    • whozthat93 05/02/2008
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    • Midgets and Strippers
    • These 2 midgets save up enough money to buy themselves 2 hookers.. they both go into seperate hotel rooms and the one midget was so nervous (since he...
    • Socojo 04/22/2008
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    • midget joke
    • Hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail? Yeah the headlines in the newspaper read "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE".
    • Laccio 04/15/2008
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    • Camel Toe
    • What did the midget say to the lady with the camel toe? Nice Lips
    • avsfreak 04/10/2008
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    • Midget
    • Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a midget? He was nuts over her!
    • boc1500 03/13/2008
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