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    • You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are both in the same grade.
    • j1234567890210
      Uploaded 02/15/2010
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    • might be a redneck if...

    • * Your front porch collapses and you kill more than 6 dogs * You've ever used lard in bed * You think potted meat and saltines are an...
    • kaitones
      Uploaded 07/29/2009
      • 960 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Might Be Late

    • Four coworkers always golfed as a group at 7 A.M. every Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them was transferred out of town, so they began talking...
    • seeley17
      Uploaded 01/30/2009
      • 531 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Redneck

    • Clues you could be a Redneck... You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. You've ever been pumping gas and...
    • NiggerPants
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 373 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You Might Be An Iraqi If

    • You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad...
    • Disturbed01
      Uploaded 03/24/2008
      • 2.1k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 34

    • Smith and Wesson attended your wedding without an invitation and there was nothing you could do about it. When you hear someone talking about...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 870 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 33

    • You prefer the Sears catolog to Charmin. Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q. You think deer hunting should be an olympic...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 587 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 32

    • Your wife gets a hunting license so you can tag your second buck. You have all the "Dukes of Hazzard" episodes on tape. You can...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 422 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 31

    • You have guns in your house that you cannot find. You think a night of fine dining is going to the Snack Bar at Wal-Mart while the automotive...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 428 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 30

    • You've ever worn hunter's orange to church. You have barnyard animals living in your house. Every pair of jeans you own has a tobacco can...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 671 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 28

    • Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets. You think a turtleneck is...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 374 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 27

    • You take a fishing pole to Sea World. The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car. You've ever filled your deer...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 370 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 26

    • Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels. Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor. Your birth announcement included the...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 595 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 25

    • Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve. Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard. Your coat-of-arms...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 444 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 24

    • On stag night, you take a real deer. You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house. Your back porch is bigger than your house. There is more oil...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 671 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 23

    • You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball..." You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 690 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 22

    • Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. Your dad is also your favorite uncle. Your classes at school were cancelled...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 673 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 21

    • Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock. You dated your daddy's current...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 688 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 20

    • Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house The ASPCA raids your kitchen. You have to check in the bottom...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 331 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 19

    • You own more cowboy boots than sneakers. You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars. You have a picture of Johnny...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 433 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 18

    • You might be a redneck if... Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them. Your grandfather completely executes the "pull...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 706 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 17

    • You've ever made change in the offering plate. The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year." You consider a good tan to...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 376 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 16

    • You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 370 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 15

    • You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. You need an estimate from your barber before you get a...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 14

    • Red Man sends you a Christmas card. The Salvation Army declines your mattress. You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 487 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 13

    • You might be a redneck if... Every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard. Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 467 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 12

    • You might be a redneck if... Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it. In an effort to watch your...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 404 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 11

    • You might be a redneck if... You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home. You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 488 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 10

    • You might be a redneck if... You've ever shot a deer from inside your house. The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 627 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 09

    • You might be a redneck if... Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest. You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding. Bikers back...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 724 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 07

    • You might be a redneck if... You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill. You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap. The...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 572 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You might be a redneck if 06

    • You might be a redneck if... Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener. Your wife's hairdo attracts bees. Your baby's first words...
    • motecarlo2x
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 736 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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