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    • Change for a dollar
    • Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar" Soldier: "Sure, buddy." Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Let's try it again....
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    • The Last Laugh, American Style
    • President Clinton visits Saddam Hussein to talk about the UNSCOM inspections in Iraq. As he sits down he sees three buttons in the armrest of...
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    • U.S Soldier
    • what do you call a U.S Soldier alone on latrine duty? A DICK SKINNER!! what do call a U.S SOLDIER driving a Humvee on a Iraqi...
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    • New NCO's
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    • The REAL difference in rank
    • GENERAL: Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid...
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    • which branch do you prefer?
    • Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer? An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 pound pack on his back, 15 pound. weapon in hand, after...
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    • Military Time
    • A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked...
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    • Do elephants fly
    • Private: Staff Officer, do elephants fly? Staff Officer: Ofcorse not, who the hell told you that Private: The general Staff Officer: Oh.......
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    • Sex in a fox hole
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    • Stuck in the mud
    • On their way to the barracks, the four officers are finding a military truck stuck in the mud. They exit their jeep, asking the driver if they...
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    • How to educate a pacifist.
    • What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn’t believe in retaliation: 1. Engage in...
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    • Military Sex
    • A group of military Officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20%...
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    • Marine Joke
    • Soldier in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a MARINE joke?"The guy next to him replies, "Well, before...
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    • New Officer Efficiency
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    • An Agreement
    • A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite...
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    • Never Mess with a Seabee
    • An air force officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy...
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    • Courage
    • Army, Air Force, and Marine Generals were standing in front of a rappelling tower with a Navy Admiral. The Air Force General says to the others,...
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    • Sunday School
    • Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy...
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    • Military Supplies old joke
    • A white guy, an African, and an Asian guy are in the military. All of them are assigned different duties. The white guy was assigned to sweeping...
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    • Hilary Clinton in Office
    • One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke...
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    • Hilary Clinton in Office
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    • Cookies
    • A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia. So she sends him a very special care package. He is very...
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    • Learning to be tactful
    • A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a soldier in to the office and said...
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    • Dead mother in the army
    • A sergeant in a boot camp is requested to tell gently one of the recruits that his mother just died. So he tells them to stand in a line and then...
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    • Marine Bumper Stickers
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    • What is the most common phobia associated with the military? Iraqniphobia
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    • Military insurance saleman
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    • Drill Sergeant
    • Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? Because he got caught playing with his Privates!
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    • promotion.
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