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    • Requesting a three day pass

    • An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 07/21/2011
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    • Change for a dollar

    • Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar" Soldier: "Sure, buddy." Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Let's try it again....
    • BMMcCarty
      Uploaded 02/16/2011
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    • The Last Laugh, American Style

    • President Clinton visits Saddam Hussein to talk about the UNSCOM inspections in Iraq. As he sits down he sees three buttons in the armrest of...
    • smodaddy
      Uploaded 04/16/2010
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    • U.S Soldier

    • what do you call a U.S Soldier alone on latrine duty? A DICK SKINNER!! what do call a U.S SOLDIER driving a Humvee on a Iraqi...
    • pimpleface
      Uploaded 03/25/2010
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    • New NCO's

    • Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey,...
    • smodaddy
      Uploaded 02/24/2010
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    • The REAL difference in rank

    • GENERAL: Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid...
    • smodaddy
      Uploaded 02/23/2010
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    • Are they friends or enemies

    • A Batallion was approaching the gate. The commander asks his assistant, " Are they friends or enemies?". The assistant responds, "I think they...
    • el_cachanilla54
      Uploaded 10/14/2009
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    • which branch do you prefer?

    • Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer? An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 pound pack on his back, 15 pound. weapon in hand, after...
    • smodaddy
      Uploaded 08/21/2009
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      • 8 Comments
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    • Military Time

    • A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/05/2009
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    • Do elephants fly

    • Private: Staff Officer, do elephants fly? Staff Officer: Ofcorse not, who the hell told you that Private: The general Staff Officer: Oh.......
    • SimpleJack
      Uploaded 05/24/2009
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    • Sex in a fox hole

    • It's World War II and everyone is dug in to a foxhole. The private goes up to his Sargeant and tells him he has to take a shit really bad. The...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 05/06/2009
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    • Stuck in the mud

    • On their way to the barracks, the four officers are finding a military truck stuck in the mud. They exit their jeep, asking the driver if they...
    • Franky2210
      Uploaded 03/13/2009
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    • Wisdom From the Military

    • "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 03/11/2009
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    • How to educate a pacifist.

    • What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn’t believe in retaliation: 1. Engage in...
    • yonder101
      Uploaded 03/05/2009
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    • Military Sex

    • A group of military Officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20%...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/05/2009
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    • Marine Joke

    • Soldier in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a MARINE joke?"The guy next to him replies, "Well, before...
    • Deso23
      Uploaded 12/17/2008
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    • New Officer Efficiency

    • These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers). "Not the sharpest knife in...
    • cmhFERREAL
      Uploaded 12/17/2008
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    • An Agreement

    • A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite...
    • Eastside_Dave
      Uploaded 12/12/2008
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    • Never Mess with a Seabee

    • An air force officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy...
    • cmhFERREAL
      Uploaded 11/21/2008
      • 1k Views
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    • Courage

    • Army, Air Force, and Marine Generals were standing in front of a rappelling tower with a Navy Admiral. The Air Force General says to the others,...
    • Timbo3353
      Uploaded 11/20/2008
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    • Sunday School

    • Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 08/10/2008
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    • Military Supplies old joke

    • A white guy, an African, and an Asian guy are in the military. All of them are assigned different duties. The white guy was assigned to sweeping...
    • fiveonefiveoh
      Uploaded 07/17/2008
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    • Hilary Clinton in Office

    • One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke...
    • DreaD08
      Uploaded 06/11/2008
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    • Hilary Clinton in Office

    • One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke...
    • DreaD08
      Uploaded 06/11/2008
      • 454 Views
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    • Cookies

    • A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia. So she sends him a very special care package. He is very...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 06/09/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Learning to be tactful

    • A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a soldier in to the office and said...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/30/2008
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    • Dead mother in the army

    • A sergeant in a boot camp is requested to tell gently one of the recruits that his mother just died. So he tells them to stand in a line and then...
    • Generlj
      Uploaded 05/13/2008
      • 723 Views
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    • Marine Bumper Stickers

    • Save water, shower with a Marine. Heaven won't take us and Hell's afraid we'll take over. USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be...
    • CptCamoPants
      Uploaded 05/04/2008
      • 1.9k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • military joke

    • What is the most common phobia associated with the military? Iraqniphobia
    • bgamble
      Uploaded 04/26/2008
      • 1.3k Views
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    • Military insurance saleman

    • Airman Jones was assigned to the induction centre, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 04/16/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Painful Breakup

    • A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 04/09/2008
      • 138k Views
      • 459 Comments
      • 52 Favorites
    • Drill Sergeant

    • Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? Because he got caught playing with his Privates!
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 03/02/2008
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      • 7 Comments
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    • promotion.

    • Private Smith and Pvt. Jones just got promoted from Private (Pvt.) to Sergeant (Sgt.) They were walking down the street and Smith sees an NCO...
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 02/16/2008
      • 3.4k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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