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- A navy admiral, marine general, and an army general were arguing who's men had the biggest balls. The navy admiral said his seamen had the biggest...
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- The Complete Military History of France
- - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. -...
- deathwish01b 03/14/2012
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- Requesting a three day pass
- An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army,...
- guitarlover 07/21/2011
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- Change for a dollar
- Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar" Soldier: "Sure, buddy." Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Let's try it again....
- BMMcCarty 02/16/2011
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- The Last Laugh, American Style
- President Clinton visits Saddam Hussein to talk about the UNSCOM inspections in Iraq. As he sits down he sees three buttons in the armrest of...
- smodaddy 04/16/2010
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- U.S Soldier
- what do you call a U.S Soldier alone on latrine duty? A DICK SKINNER!! what do call a U.S SOLDIER driving a Humvee on a Iraqi road? ROADKILL! what...
- pimpleface 03/25/2010
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- The REAL difference in rank
- GENERAL: Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid...
- smodaddy 02/23/2010
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- Are they friends or enemies
- A Batallion was approaching the gate. The commander asks his assistant, " Are they friends or enemies?". The assistant responds, "I think they are...
- el_cachanilla54 10/14/2009
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- which branch do you prefer?
- Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer? An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 pound pack on his back, 15 pound. weapon in hand, after...
- smodaddy 08/21/2009
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- oaths of enlistment for various services
- U.S. COAST GUARD ENLISTMENT OATH "I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES COAST GUARD because I know...
- smodaddy 08/20/2009
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- Military Time
- A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him,...
- rockzilla411 06/05/2009
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- Do elephants fly
- Private: Staff Officer, do elephants fly? Staff Officer: Ofcorse not, who the hell told you that Private: The general Staff Officer: Oh.... they...
- SimpleJack 05/24/2009
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- Sex in a fox hole
- It's World War II and everyone is dug in to a foxhole. The private goes up to his Sargeant and tells him he has to take a shit really bad. The Sarge...
- mortgagemescott 05/06/2009
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- Stuck in the mud
- On their way to the barracks, the four officers are finding a military truck stuck in the mud. They exit their jeep, asking the driver if they could...
- Franky2210 03/13/2009
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- Wisdom From the Military
- "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just...
- thelegendery 03/11/2009
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- How to educate a pacifist.
- What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn’t believe in retaliation: 1. Engage in conversation,...
- yonder101 03/05/2009
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- Military Sex
- A group of military Officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20%...
- dcervenka05 02/05/2009
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- WNBA French Military...?
- What's the difference between the French Military and the WNBA? The uniforms
- unvmyskillz 01/16/2009
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- How the French Military uniform evolved
- How The French Military uniform evolved: A long time ago, the British and French were at War. During one battle, the French captured an English...
- mikebucciarelli 01/14/2009
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- Ways to Simulate being in the Navy
- 1. Lock all friends and family outside. Your only means of communication should be with letters that your neighbours have held for at least three...
- cmhFERREAL 12/31/2008
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- 12 step program for Military to civilian life
- 1. I am in the military , I have a problem. This is the first step to recovery... 2. Speech: Time should never begin with a zero or end in a...
- cmhFERREAL 12/30/2008
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- Marine Joke
- Soldier in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a MARINE joke?"The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you...
- Deso23 12/17/2008
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- New Officer Efficiency
- These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers). "Not the sharpest knife in the...
- cmhFERREAL 12/17/2008
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- An Agreement
- A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of...
- Eastside_Dave 12/12/2008
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- Never Mess with a Seabee
- An air force officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of...
- cmhFERREAL 11/21/2008
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- Sunday School
- Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines...
- i_know_jack 08/10/2008
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- Military Supplies old joke
- A white guy, an African, and an Asian guy are in the military. All of them are assigned different duties. The white guy was assigned to sweeping and...
- fiveonefiveoh 07/17/2008
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- Hilary Clinton in Office
- One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to...
- DreaD08 06/11/2008
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- Hilary Clinton in Office
- One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to...
- DreaD08 06/11/2008
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- Learning to be tactful
- A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a soldier in to the office and said "Kramer,...
- ghoul_69 05/30/2008
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- Dead mother in the army
- A sergeant in a boot camp is requested to tell gently one of the recruits that his mother just died. So he tells them to stand in a line and then...
- Generlj 05/13/2008
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- Marine Bumper Stickers
- Save water, shower with a Marine. Heaven won't take us and Hell's afraid we'll take over. USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be...
- CptCamoPants 05/04/2008
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- military joke
- What is the most common phobia associated with the military? Iraqniphobia
- bgamble 04/26/2008
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- Military insurance saleman
- Airman Jones was assigned to the induction centre, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI...
- ghoul_69 04/16/2008
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- Painful Breakup
- A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept...
- ghoul_69 04/09/2008
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- Drill Sergeant
- Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? Because he got caught playing with his Privates!
- davida8575 03/02/2008
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