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Why Don't You
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Dont push it ok!
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Blonde Eggs in the Morning
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A Morning Poem
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still, When suddenly a tiny bird, Perched on my window sill, He sang a song so...
Too Much Sex
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Good Morning Blonde
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Chuck Norris in the Morning
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