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- Good Morning
- G= Get up early O= Open your eyes, O= Out of your bed, D= Day has risen M= Mobile beeps, O= One message received, R= Read and...
- Lucky_Lotto 03/28/2012
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- Ex-wife troubles
- My ex-wife used to beat me up just about every morning. Yeah, she would get up at 5:30 and I'd get up around 6:00
- scubadude 08/21/2011
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- Morning Sex
- She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in...
- SpicySauce 04/15/2009
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- Why Don't You
- Why don't you eat pussy in the morning? Have you ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
- duderinoMCduder 03/26/2009
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- Lucky hangover
- He opens his eyes, noticing his headaches. His bedroom is tidy and flowers on the window sills. He gets out the bed walking around the house. Then he...
- Franky2210 03/24/2009
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- Terrible Constipation
- A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation. The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription for...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/21/2009
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- Don't Fart In Bed
- This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/21/2009
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- Sober
- A man enters a bar and orders a beer. After finishing it, he orders another. After drinking a third beer, a woman walks in. The man walks over to her...
- TheTrueSatanist 01/21/2009
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- Dont push it ok!
- This bloke's in bed with his missus when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half three in the...
- slipknob 12/12/2008
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- Blonde Eggs in the Morning
- How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? Fertilized.
- man1of1steel 12/11/2008
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- Morning Sex
- She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the âTâ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in...
- aimeelee143 12/08/2008
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- A Morning Poem
- I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still, When suddenly a tiny bird, Perched on my window sill, He sang a song so lovely,...
- Ragoy 10/25/2008
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- Too Much Sex
- A man goes to the doctors and says "Doc, you gotta help me!" The doctor says "What's your problem?" The guy says...
- djohn23 07/24/2008
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- Good Morning Blonde
- So a blonde was told by her husband that saying good morning is a very polite thing for people to do. So the blonde goes out on the street to see if...
- marph666 07/08/2008
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- Chuck Norris in the Morning
- Chuck Norris gets morning wood at 3 p.m.
- BIC1559 06/16/2008
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- Management Lesson
- Lesson #1 A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do...
- mortgagemescott 06/02/2008
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- Cemetery mix-up
- I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning." He replied, "No, just...
- mattqatsi 05/16/2008
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