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TAGGED MORNING

    • Good Morning

    • G= Get up early O= Open your eyes, O= Out of your bed, D= Day has risen M= Mobile beeps, O= One message received, R= Read...
    • Lucky_Lotto
      Uploaded 03/28/2012
      • 254 Views
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    • Ex-wife troubles

    • My ex-wife used to beat me up just about every morning. Yeah, she would get up at 5:30 and I'd get up around 6:00
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 08/21/2011
      • 384 Views
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    • People!

    • Friends...people who care about you enough to get up at 3 in the morning and not ask whats in the black plastic bag your throwing over the side...
    • MrmandoG2
      Uploaded 12/27/2010
      • 513 Views
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    • Morning Sex

    • She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in...
    • SpicySauce
      Uploaded 04/15/2009
      • 6.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Why Don't You

    • Why don't you eat pussy in the morning? Have you ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
    • duderinoMCduder
      Uploaded 03/26/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Lucky hangover

    • He opens his eyes, noticing his headaches. His bedroom is tidy and flowers on the window sills. He gets out the bed walking around the house....
    • Franky2210
      Uploaded 03/24/2009
      • 633 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Terrible Constipation

    • A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation. The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/21/2009
      • 669 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Don't Fart In Bed

    • This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/21/2009
      • 1.9k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Sober

    • A man enters a bar and orders a beer. After finishing it, he orders another. After drinking a third beer, a woman walks in. The man walks over to...
    • TheTrueSatanist
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Dont push it ok!

    • This bloke's in bed with his missus when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half three in the...
    • slipknob
      Uploaded 12/12/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Morning Sex

    • She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked...
    • aimeelee143
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 881 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Morning Poem

    • I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still, When suddenly a tiny bird, Perched on my window sill, He sang a song so...
    • Ragoy
      Uploaded 10/25/2008
      • 836 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Too Much Sex

    • A man goes to the doctors and says "Doc, you gotta help me!" The doctor says "What's your problem?" The guy says...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 07/24/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Good Morning Blonde

    • So a blonde was told by her husband that saying good morning is a very polite thing for people to do. So the blonde goes out on the street to see...
    • marph666
      Uploaded 07/08/2008
      • 651 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Management Lesson

    • Lesson #1 A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
      • 896 Views
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    • Cemetery mix-up

    • I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning." He replied, "No,...
    • mattqatsi
      Uploaded 05/16/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • bitchy

    • Sometimes i wake up bitchy in the morning. Other days i let her sleep in.
    • jmc1
      Uploaded 04/16/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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