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Don't Fart In Bed
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A man enters a bar and orders a beer. After finishing it, he orders another. After drinking a third beer, a woman walks in. The man walks over to...
Dont push it ok!
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Blonde Eggs in the Morning
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She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked...
A Morning Poem
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still, When suddenly a tiny bird, Perched on my window sill, He sang a song so...
Too Much Sex
A man goes to the doctors and says "Doc, you gotta help me!" The doctor says "What's your problem?" The guy says...
Good Morning Blonde
So a blonde was told by her husband that saying good morning is a very polite thing for people to do. So the blonde goes out on the street to see...
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