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- Hitler's first name
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- ILikeIt 04/16/2011
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- Whats in a name?
- A psychiatrist is conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their kids. “You all have obsessions,” he observes. To the first...
- GAMBLE7177 11/23/2010
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- Flava- Flav
- Q: What was Flava- Flav's great, great grandfather's name? A: Slave-a-Slave
- chicka_7 09/12/2009
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- Naming twins
- A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he...
- popdaddy123 08/08/2009
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- Mohammad and his new name
- Mohammad entered his school classroom. "What is your name?" asked the teacher. "Mohammad", answered the boy. ...
- tino2008 05/02/2009
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- name my penis
- Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.
- idontwannakno 05/02/2009
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- pickled bread
- Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill dough.
- nactall 04/15/2009
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- how to name your kid if you're chinese
- How do the chinese name their kids? they throw pans down the stairs, then use the sounds the pans make to name their kids note: there are 30...
- bigrob13 04/06/2009
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- A dog named SEX
- A dog named SEX Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex". Now, Sex has been very...
- swifttallon 04/05/2009
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- Dementia Test (Revised)
- 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said,...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/29/2009
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- Redneck Children
- "You've just had your twelvth baby miss. What are you going to name this one?" "Phil" "But you named the last eleven...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/18/2009
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- Redneck Visit To The Welfare Office
- A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. "WOW!" the social worker exclaims. "Are they all...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/15/2009
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- heavenly quiz
- A stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven. The gatekeeper of Heaven says, "Heaven is getting too full, so you have to pass this quiz to get in....
- just_joe 01/28/2009
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- It's all in the Name
- An boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him,...
- Ryan1966 01/19/2009
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- 101 Ways to Annoy People
- 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your...
- Fuglitious 12/30/2008
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- Jesus
- The three wise men visit Joseph and Mary in the stable to see the newborn son. One extremely tall wise man hits his head on the door frame and...
- DarthTolkien 12/27/2008
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- The Job Interview
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- mayhem123 10/27/2008
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- That's My Name Too
- A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him 'My name is Carmen,' she told him. 'That's a...
- fiberpro74 10/27/2008
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- what our teachers have to deal with
- This is tooooo funny, and have spoken with people just like this mother!! How would you pronounce this child's name: Le-a ??? Leah?? ...
- AWFULJACKASS 10/21/2008
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- Native American
- A young Native American boy approaches to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. “Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named ‘Mighty...
- mjp124 10/13/2008
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- Why did the man name his penis?
- Why did the man name his penis? He didn't want a stranger making most of his decisions!
- semperfi5811 10/09/2008
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- Snowflake, Raindrop, and Cinderblock
- There were these three girls: Snowflake, Raindrop, and Cinderblock. Well, one day Snowflake was feeling a little curious so she went up to her mom...
- FruitLoop21 09/25/2008
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- How Chinese get Americanized
- Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building...
- djohn23 07/09/2008
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- Happy Butt
- The teacher said, "Honey, I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out." So...
- ghoul_69 07/08/2008
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- Everybody knows Stan!
- There is a guy named Stan, and he claims that he knows everyone in the world. His boss, however, gets skeptical and he puts up money that he doesn't...
- WolfofSorrow 05/29/2008
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- Chinese Names
- How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs... CHING CHANG CHONG PING!
- asphyx 05/24/2008
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- Name Change
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- achilles1313 05/01/2008
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- Don't Give Us a Bad Name
- There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad...
- pezoket 03/31/2008
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- The Name Game
- A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked....
- B_Easy 03/09/2008
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- Red Bike
- Q: Whats another name for a very red bike? A: A Menstrual Cycle
- ilikebananas 02/07/2008
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- redneck children
- "You've just had your twelvth baby miss. What are you going to name this one?" "Phil" "But you named the last eleven phil" "Yeah its...
- Brittany1lee 01/23/2008
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