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    • The new Priest
    • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,...
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    • Mother-in-law love
    • Two men are sitting at a bar when one glances at the TV set and says, "You know, I got a TV just like that for my mother-in-law." The guy next to...
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    • Bad news vs worse news
    • A doctor says to his patient, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours to live." The...
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    • Death row Bieber song
    • Two convicts, Muggsy and Bugsy, were about to be executed. The warden says to Muggsy, "Do you have a last request?" The condemned man...
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    • not ready !
    • A guy and a girl were planning on going on a date to a new restaurant. The girl got ready and waited for her date to come pick her up. She waited...
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    • Freak Ride
    • I went to a Six Flags. There's this new ride there; I had to wait in line for, like, four hours to get on this thing. Finally got on it, it was...
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    • New Lyrics
    • Should all the lyrics be forgot And ne'er brought to mind The drunks will warble tunelessly And mangle Auld Lang Syne.
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    • Gull Feather
    • Have you heard about the new Broadway production called "Gull Feather"? It's a sea quill.
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    • HOW BAD IS THIS HEAT WAVE?
    • Well, I just went to the store earlier and it was so hot that the tires melted off the wheel and we had to drive on rims. When we finally got to...
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    • New CDS and Movies
    • Coming soon on Jew Ray: Shrek the Turd I am number 2 American Jew Coming soon on compact disc: ACDC- Big titties (TNT remix) Owl Shitty-...
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    • Rich Man's Wife
    • One day in the mens locker room at a gym, a man answers a cell phone ringing, "Hun, I stopped at the mall and I found this awesome fur coat...
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    • Abstract Noun
    • “An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?” “Sure,” a...
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    • Parking Garage
    • A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs...
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    • Rihanna Joke!! Funny
    • What did Rihanna say to her grandmother when she woke up in the hospital with amnesia the next morning from getting clocked by Cris...
    • sterobj 01/13/2011
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    • NONSENSE BLONDIE!!!!
    • the blondie could never make sence, no matter how much she tried to speak in a normal sentence and plot, she just couldnt and always failed, so...
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    • genie in a golf bag!
    • Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure...
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    • CHUCK NORRIS
    • Chuck Norris pissed in a semi truck's gas tank just as a joke, the semi truck is now OPTIMUS PRIME
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    • Only three doors
    • An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the...
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    • New prefix
    • If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming...
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    • FUNNY NEW CHUCK NORRIS!
    • What do you get when you cross Chuck norris rollerblading with lance armstrong the famous race biker?? -A FULL BAG OF DISTILLED...
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    • Old and confused
    • While acquainting himself with a new elderly patient, a doctor asked, “How long have you been bedridden?” After a look of complete confusion...
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    • Buttered Cat-Array
    • When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to...
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    • Ghost Movement
    • Gonna lay with a ghost by my side Let the birds take to the sky Gonna try and drown or drink The river dry May the ghost lay by my side And the...
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    • New York's Dumb and Crazy laws
    • New York • A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking...
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    • New Mexico's Dumb and Crazy laws
    • New Mexico • A city council member in Albuquerque, N.M., introduced a resolution a few years ago to ban Santa Claus from the city. The matter...
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    • New Jersey's Dumb and Crazy laws
    • New Jersey • Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. • Bernards Township: It is illegal to frown as the town is a...
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    • new black joke
    • Two old chaps have been for a few beers and a game of bowls at their local. Driving home they knock a black boy off his bike. In a panic they put...
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