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- The new Priest
- A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,...
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- Agnostics are so.....well, confused! Lol
- Then there was the dyslexic agnostic who had insomnia. He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a DOG
- badpuppy 12/22/2012
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- Mother-in-law love
- Two men are sitting at a bar when one glances at the TV set and says, "You know, I got a TV just like that for my mother-in-law." The guy next to him...
- badpuppy 12/22/2012
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- Bad news vs worse news
- A doctor says to his patient, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours to live." The patient...
- badpuppy 12/22/2012
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- Death row Bieber song
- Two convicts, Muggsy and Bugsy, were about to be executed. The warden says to Muggsy, "Do you have a last request?" The condemned man says,...
- badpuppy 12/22/2012
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- Frequent Assult
- Apparently, someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
- klabeaune 04/01/2012
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- not ready !
- A guy and a girl were planning on going on a date to a new restaurant. The girl got ready and waited for her date to come pick her up. She waited for...
- AFatLemon 02/26/2012
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- Freak Ride
- I went to a Six Flags. There's this new ride there; I had to wait in line for, like, four hours to get on this thing. Finally got on it, it was fine...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- New Lyrics
- Should all the lyrics be forgot And ne'er brought to mind The drunks will warble tunelessly And mangle Auld Lang Syne.
- deathwish01b 01/01/2012
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- Gull Feather
- Have you heard about the new Broadway production called "Gull Feather"? It's a sea quill.
- scubadude 08/02/2011
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- HOW BAD IS THIS HEAT WAVE?
- Well, I just went to the store earlier and it was so hot that the tires melted off the wheel and we had to drive on rims. When we finally got to the...
- SpaceEagle 07/23/2011
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- New CDS and Movies
- Coming soon on Jew Ray: Shrek the Turd I am number 2 American Jew Coming soon on compact disc: ACDC- Big titties (TNT remix) Owl Shitty-...
- jiggersnot 07/08/2011
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- New Invention...
- Did you ever hear about the new Polish invention? A solar powered flashlight.
- keymo1331 05/16/2011
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- Rich Man's Wife
- One day in the mens locker room at a gym, a man answers a cell phone ringing, "Hun, I stopped at the mall and I found this awesome fur coat for...
- sterobj 03/17/2011
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- Abstract Noun
- “An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?” “Sure,” a teenage...
- burnt_out 02/07/2011
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- Parking Garage
- A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to...
- PlaxMC 02/03/2011
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- Rihanna Joke!! Funny
- What did Rihanna say to her grandmother when she woke up in the hospital with amnesia the next morning from getting clocked by Cris...
- sterobj 01/13/2011
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- BEST CHUCK NORRIS JOKE!! brand new
- **QUESTION: Why did chuck norris turn nonsense into desireable...
- sterobj 12/11/2010
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- NONSENSE BLONDIE!!!!
- the blondie could never make sence, no matter how much she tried to speak in a normal sentence and plot, she just couldnt and always failed, so one...
- sterobj 12/10/2010
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- genie in a golf bag!
- Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do,"...
- sterobj 12/09/2010
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- CHUCK NORRIS
- Chuck Norris pissed in a semi truck's gas tank just as a joke, the semi truck is now OPTIMUS PRIME
- sterobj 11/22/2010
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- Only three doors
- An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain...
- BigBerto93 11/12/2010
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- New prefix
- If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a...
- BigBerto93 11/12/2010
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- Braxton
- Have you heard Toni Braxton's new song? Unbreak My Bank.
- ideasbychuck 10/10/2010
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- FUNNY NEW CHUCK NORRIS!
- What do you get when you cross Chuck norris rollerblading with lance armstrong the famous race biker?? -A FULL BAG OF DISTILLED GRAVEL-PICKLES...
- sterobj 10/04/2010
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- Dirty Funny Vampire joke!
- Three vampires walk into a bar to get a couple of drinks. The Bartender asks the 1st vamp., "What can I get ya?" Vamp 1 says," A...
- mcfarlanehunter 06/28/2010
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- what do you call a black smurf?
- what do you call a black smurf? a smigger
- TannerC15 04/11/2010
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- Old and confused
- While acquainting himself with a new elderly patient, a doctor asked, “How long have you been bedridden?” After a look of complete confusion she...
- ThomasPHoolery 04/09/2010
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- Buttered Cat-Array
- When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap...
- APNelson123 02/16/2010
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- Ghost Movement
- Gonna lay with a ghost by my side Let the birds take to the sky Gonna try and drown or drink The river dry May the ghost lay by my side And the...
- woodcock 01/23/2010
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- Clarity about the Men on the Hill
- Line from "Lord of War"- "Bullets change governments faster than votes" sad but true...... although in this case I...
- woodcock 01/14/2010
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- New York's Dumb and Crazy laws
- New York • A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking...
- dj_em 01/01/2010
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- New Mexico's Dumb and Crazy laws
- New Mexico • A city council member in Albuquerque, N.M., introduced a resolution a few years ago to ban Santa Claus from the city. The matter was...
- dj_em 01/01/2010
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- New Jersey's Dumb and Crazy laws
- New Jersey • Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. • Bernards Township: It is illegal to frown as the town is a...
- dj_em 01/01/2010
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- New Hampshire's Dumb and Crazy laws
- New Hampshire • Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces. • If a person is caught raking the beaches,...
- dj_em 01/01/2010
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- A Gay and a Lesbian Go to New York
- A gay and a lesbian left from San Fransisco and are planning to arrive in New York by Monday. They are traveling separately and do not know anything...
- BrandonAR 11/14/2009
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- new black joke
- Two old chaps have been for a few beers and a game of bowls at their local. Driving home they knock a black boy off his bike. In a panic they put the...
- guinness13494 11/13/2009
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- Depressed New Yorkers
- Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
- KingJalopy 11/05/2009
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- Discussion Technique in marriage
- DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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