Top

TAGGED NEW

    • The new Priest

    • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 01/09/2013
      • 627 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mother-in-law love

    • Two men are sitting at a bar when one glances at the TV set and says, "You know, I got a TV just like that for my mother-in-law." The guy next to...
    • badpuppy
      Uploaded 12/22/2012
      • 1k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bad news vs worse news

    • A doctor says to his patient, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours to live." The...
    • badpuppy
      Uploaded 12/22/2012
      • 911 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Death row Bieber song

    • Two convicts, Muggsy and Bugsy, were about to be executed. The warden says to Muggsy, "Do you have a last request?" The condemned man...
    • badpuppy
      Uploaded 12/22/2012
      • 805 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Frequent Assult

    • Apparently, someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
    • klabeaune
      Uploaded 04/01/2012
      • 132 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • not ready !

    • A guy and a girl were planning on going on a date to a new restaurant. The girl got ready and waited for her date to come pick her up. She waited...
    • AFatLemon
      Uploaded 02/26/2012
      • 326 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Freak Ride

    • I went to a Six Flags. There's this new ride there; I had to wait in line for, like, four hours to get on this thing. Finally got on it, it was...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
      • 307 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New Lyrics

    • Should all the lyrics be forgot And ne'er brought to mind The drunks will warble tunelessly And mangle Auld Lang Syne.
    • deathwish01b
      Uploaded 01/01/2012
      • 167 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Gull Feather

    • Have you heard about the new Broadway production called "Gull Feather"? It's a sea quill.
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 08/02/2011
      • 329 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • HOW BAD IS THIS HEAT WAVE?

    • Well, I just went to the store earlier and it was so hot that the tires melted off the wheel and we had to drive on rims. When we finally got to...
    • SpaceEagle
      Uploaded 07/23/2011
      • 1.6k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New CDS and Movies

    • Coming soon on Jew Ray: Shrek the Turd I am number 2 American Jew Coming soon on compact disc: ACDC- Big titties (TNT remix) Owl Shitty-...
    • jiggersnot
      Uploaded 07/08/2011
      • 460 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New Invention...

    • Did you ever hear about the new Polish invention? A solar powered flashlight.
    • keymo1331
      Uploaded 05/16/2011
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Rich Man's Wife

    • One day in the mens locker room at a gym, a man answers a cell phone ringing, "Hun, I stopped at the mall and I found this awesome fur coat...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 03/17/2011
      • 2.7k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Abstract Noun

    • “An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?”...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 02/07/2011
      • 1.8k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Parking Garage

    • A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs...
    • PlaxMC
      Uploaded 02/03/2011
      • 1.4k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Rihanna Joke!! Funny

    • What did Rihanna say to her grandmother when she woke up in the hospital with amnesia the next morning from getting clocked by Cris...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 01/13/2011
      • 3.9k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • NONSENSE BLONDIE!!!!

    • the blondie could never make sence, no matter how much she tried to speak in a normal sentence and plot, she just couldnt and always failed, so...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 12/10/2010
      • 1.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • genie in a golf bag!

    • Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 12/09/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Football

    • The Detroit Lions. You Break my heart.
    • jazmo69
      Uploaded 11/27/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • CHUCK NORRIS

    • Chuck Norris pissed in a semi truck's gas tank just as a joke, the semi truck is now OPTIMUS PRIME
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 11/22/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Only three doors

    • An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the...
    • BigBerto93
      Uploaded 11/12/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New prefix

    • If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming...
    • BigBerto93
      Uploaded 11/12/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Braxton

    • Have you heard Toni Braxton's new song? Unbreak My Bank.
    • ideasbychuck
      Uploaded 10/10/2010
      • 302 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • FUNNY NEW CHUCK NORRIS!

    • What do you get when you cross Chuck norris rollerblading with lance armstrong the famous race biker?? -A FULL BAG OF DISTILLED...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 10/04/2010
      • 724 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Old and confused

    • While acquainting himself with a new elderly patient, a doctor asked, “How long have you been bedridden?” After a look of complete...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
      • 1.9k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Buttered Cat-Array

    • When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to...
    • APNelson123
      Uploaded 02/16/2010
      • 1.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ghost Movement

    • Gonna lay with a ghost by my side Let the birds take to the sky Gonna try and drown or drink The river dry May the ghost lay by my side And the...
    • woodcock
      Uploaded 01/23/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New York's Dumb and Crazy laws

    • New York • A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking...
    • dj_em
      Uploaded 01/01/2010
      • 1.5k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New Mexico's Dumb and Crazy laws

    • New Mexico • A city council member in Albuquerque, N.M., introduced a resolution a few years ago to ban Santa Claus from the city. The matter...
    • dj_em
      Uploaded 01/01/2010
      • 1.9k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New Jersey's Dumb and Crazy laws

    • New Jersey • Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. • Bernards Township: It is illegal to frown as the town is a...
    • dj_em
      Uploaded 01/01/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New Hampshire's Dumb and Crazy laws

    • New Hampshire • Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces. • If a person is caught raking the...
    • dj_em
      Uploaded 01/01/2010
      • 708 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • new black joke

    • Two old chaps have been for a few beers and a game of bowls at their local. Driving home they knock a black boy off his bike. In a panic they put...
    • guinness13494
      Uploaded 11/13/2009
      • 956 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
  • Get our free newsletter

    Amazing new updates!