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- One-Liners
- 1) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad. 2) The early bird might get the worm, but the second...
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- Only one parachute
- englishman, frenchman, american and a mexican on a plane going to the U.N. in new york when all of a sudden theres engine trouble! The pilot says...
- guinness13494 11/20/2009
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- new black joke
- A white man , a black man and a yellow chink get caught in the jungle by head hunters They are told they are going to be whiped 50 times and if...
- guinness13494 10/04/2009
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- Some one liners
- 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks...
- themystery 08/14/2009
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- Funny Things Said in Court PART 1
- ATTORNEY: Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? MEDICAL EXPERT: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. ATTORNEY: What happened...
- xxfregiltxx 08/08/2009
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- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the road? SHUT UP!! you don't know!! no one does.
- theo15 08/01/2009
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- This made me pee my pants
- Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
- SnakePlisskan 07/16/2009
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- sLinkys
- SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
- bigdaddydent 05/14/2009
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- life lessons
- If a guy says something, and a women doesn't hear him.... is he still wrong?
- vikbatista 04/21/2009
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- One Liners
- Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? .....Everyone has the same DNA. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern...
- abbottwar 04/04/2009
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- One Penny Beer
- A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "One...
- Syrus 03/27/2009
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- Rednecks Play Powerball Too
- A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/15/2009
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- Two prostitutes
- Two prostitutes were walking down a main street when one said, "Girl, we gonna get paid tonight, I can smell dick in the air." The...
- xg11 03/10/2009
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- Larry's in the Hospital
- Larry's In Room 232 in the Hospital Ok, you are asking who in the hell is 'Larry'. ******************************* Larry gets...
- saints92506 02/28/2009
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- Killing a one legged fox
- How do you kill a one legged fox? Give him cancer and make him run across Canada!
- JDM999 02/09/2009
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- To All My Drinking buddies
- I just read an article on the dangers of drinking.... Scared the shit out of...
- EasthighRizer 02/05/2009
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- Now that Obama is president.
- Now that Obama is the first black president and the most powerful man in the world, I bet Michael Jackson feels like a right cunt.
- BelieveInDreams 01/23/2009
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- Sex Frogs
- A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full...
- saneenough 01/18/2009
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- One Wish
- A man walks into a pub with an ostrich and a pussy cat. He goes up the bar and says: "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the...
- ShellyDazzler 01/15/2009
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- Nail with a large head
- An attractive woman decides to hang one of her favorite pictures on her wall and asks her father what she needs to do. He says to hammer a nail with...
- Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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- Discharge
- Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into...
- Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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- He is a very fast drinker
- A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set...
- AWSmith 01/07/2009
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- In Out
- Once upon a time, there was a family of skunks; Mr Skunk, Mrs Skunk and their two twin boys, In and Out. One day, while Mr Skunk was at work and...
- bullseyerock 01/01/2009
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- white one liners
- What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing! What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow. What do you call...
- duke20010 12/18/2008
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- black one liners
- Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares? Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's...
- duke20010 12/17/2008
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- One Eye
- Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her...
- man1of1steel 12/13/2008
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- One-Armed Man
- A one-armed man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing the sad look on the man's face asks him what's the matter?...
- irock_2006 12/11/2008
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- Gotta love a blonde joke
- Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order...
- aimeelee143 12/08/2008
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- Womens' Legs
- Why do women have legs? So they don't leave snail trails everywhere they go.
- sublime5 12/08/2008
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- Blonde Who Wants to be a Millonaire
- Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top...
- man1of1steel 12/07/2008
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- Names
- Q: What do call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? A: Ilene Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other? A:...
- saneenough 11/24/2008
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- you mama so fat
- yo mama so fat when she rums every one yells earthquake
- KennyClark 11/19/2008
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- Don't Fart in Bed
- This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly...
- SuperSpy 11/18/2008
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- Funny one line jokes
- What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup! Why don't aliens eat...
- SexMeDollface 11/05/2008
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- Drunks vs Stoners
- What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives through a stop sign. A stoner waits for it to turn green.
- DreaD08 10/30/2008
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- ugly people
- A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief...
- Frankielike 10/29/2008
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- Air Force One Crashes
- Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got...
- parlay 10/20/2008
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- Obigation
- Two Iraqi men boarded a plane. One sat in the window seat, and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an American got on and took...
- midnite492 10/03/2008
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- Horror Movie Checklist Part 1
- -Do not be the token black guy of the group. He dies first. -Do not be the resident slut of the group. She dies second, usually while having...
- varsoth 08/30/2008
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