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    • Only one parachute
    • englishman, frenchman, american and a mexican on a plane going to the U.N. in new york when all of a sudden theres engine trouble! The pilot says...
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    • new black joke
    • A white man , a black man and a yellow chink get caught in the jungle by head hunters They are told they are going to be whiped 50 times and...
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    • Some one liners
    • 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable...
    • themystery 08/14/2009
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    • sLinkys
    • SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
    • bigdaddydent 05/14/2009
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    • One Liners
    • Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? .....Everyone has the same DNA. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern...
    • abbottwar 04/04/2009
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    • One Penny Beer
    • A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "One...
    • Syrus 03/27/2009
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    • Two prostitutes
    • Two prostitutes were walking down a main street when one said, "Girl, we gonna get paid tonight, I can smell dick in the...
    • xg11 03/10/2009
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    • Sex Frogs
    • A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box...
    • saneenough 01/18/2009
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    • One Wish
    • A man walks into a pub with an ostrich and a pussy cat. He goes up the bar and says: "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the...
    • ShellyDazzler 01/15/2009
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    • Nail with a large head
    • An attractive woman decides to hang one of her favorite pictures on her wall and asks her father what she needs to do. He says to hammer a nail...
    • Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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    • Discharge
    • Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped...
    • Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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    • He is a very fast drinker
    • A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says,...
    • AWSmith 01/07/2009
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    • In Out
    • Once upon a time, there was a family of skunks; Mr Skunk, Mrs Skunk and their two twin boys, In and Out. One day, while Mr Skunk was at work...
    • bullseyerock 01/01/2009
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    • white one liners
    • What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing! What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow. What do you...
    • duke20010 12/18/2008
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    • black one liners
    • Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares? Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's...
    • duke20010 12/17/2008
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    • One Eye
    • Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of...
    • man1of1steel 12/13/2008
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    • One-Armed Man
    • A one-armed man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing the sad look on the man's face asks him what's the...
    • irock_2006 12/11/2008
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    • Gotta love a blonde joke
    • Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In...
    • aimeelee143 12/08/2008
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    • Womens' Legs
    • Why do women have legs? So they don't leave snail trails everywhere they go.
    • sublime5 12/08/2008
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    • Names
    • Q: What do call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? A: Ilene Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the...
    • saneenough 11/24/2008
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    • Don't Fart in Bed
    • This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting...
    • SuperSpy 11/18/2008
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    • Funny one line jokes
    • What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup! Why don't aliens eat...
    • SexMeDollface 11/05/2008
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    • Drunks vs Stoners
    • What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives through a stop sign. A stoner waits for it to turn green.
    • DreaD08 10/30/2008
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    • ugly people
    • A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker and because of the...
    • Frankielike 10/29/2008
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    • Air Force One Crashes
    • Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they...
    • parlay 10/20/2008
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    • Obigation
    • Two Iraqi men boarded a plane. One sat in the window seat, and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an American got on and...
    • midnite492 10/03/2008
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    • Ass check
    • A few days before his proctological exam, a one-eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no...
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    • Horror Movie Checklist Part 1
    • -Do not be the token black guy of the group. He dies first. -Do not be the resident slut of the group. She dies second, usually while having...
    • varsoth 08/30/2008
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