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    • Retarded monkey

    • A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. They decide to tell jokes to one another. The 4 year old says "What did the...
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    • Next President

    • A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. They decide to tell jokes to one another. The 4 year old says "What did the...
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    • Heart Attacks and Drinking Water

    • A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. They decide to tell jokes to one another. The 4 year old says "What did the...
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    • Golf ball

    • A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. They decide to tell jokes to one another. The 4 year old says "What did the...
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    • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,...
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    • Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,...
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    • An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the...
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    • If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming...
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    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
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    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
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    • A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in...
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    • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to...
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    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
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    • A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to...
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    • i saw a very endowed woman on the street the other day, she had a shirt on that said "guess" i looked at her, said implants? she hit me.
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    • Subject: Larry LaPrise dead at 93 With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of...
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    • A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is...
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    • Contempt of Court A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he...
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    • Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore were on a plane flight, looking down at the world. Bill Clinton said, "ya know, I...
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    • A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. "Don't do that, that...
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    • "I am a Yankees fan," a first-grade teacher explains to her class. "Who likes the Yankees?" Everyone raises a hand except one...
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    • A man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow...
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    • Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an...
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    • One liners

    • I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new...
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    • Holy Donkey

    • There was a guy who was going on a hike and on his way he saw a CHURCH with a donkey tied on a pole, so he went to the head priest and asked if...
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      Uploaded 08/06/2008
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    • peter kay one liners

    • PETER KAY ONE LINERS I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' When I was a kid I used to pray...
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      Uploaded 08/05/2008
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    • no hard

    • ok so tonight i was with this hot chick who i have previously fucked around with. Last time we had sex, i was hard and gave her a whirling...
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      Uploaded 08/04/2008
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    • Smart Blonde

    • Why was the blonde happy it took her a year to finish a puzzle??? Because the box said 2-4
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      Uploaded 07/26/2008
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    • A Genie's Wish

    • A construction worker is working overtime when he finds a magic lamp under some dirt. After rubbing it, out comes an extremely beautiful, curvy...
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    • Great One-liners

    • What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken Why are men like cars? Because...
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      Uploaded 07/06/2008
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    • One body, no movement

    • Q: what has two arms, two legs, a head, and a nose and doesn't move? A: Someone who is in a mental hospital.
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    • funny one liners 9

    • funny one liners #9 There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. There's too much blood in my caffeine system. Things...
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    • funny one liners 8

    • funny one liners #8 What's the speed of dark? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. When...
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    • funny one liners 7

    • funny one liners #7 If you can't convince them, confuse them. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? If you get to it and you...
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    • funny one liners 6

    • funny one liners #6 I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke. I used to have an open...
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    • Funney one liners 5

    • funny one liners #5 How does Teflon stick to the pan? How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand. I am not a vegetarian because...
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    • funny one liners 4

    • funny one liners #4 For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small...
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    • funny one liners 3

    • Funny on liners #3 Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead....
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    • funny one liners 2

    • Funny one liners #2 Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away...
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    • funny one liners 1

    • Funny One-Liners 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers...
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