John Jacob looking for Beaver
We could all learn a thing or two from the beaver-hunting skills of John Jacob Astor.

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China Launches First Willing Manned Mission Into Space
THIS IS LEGIT SHIT

From: wam09

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Added: Last week

This Is It Furniture
You get a free onion when you go there.

From: mayoj1

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Added: 2 weeks ago

Poor Little Rich Kid!!!

I found this in the news today. Enjoy!

SOMERSET, NJ—In what local authorities are c...

From: Mikemisat

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Added: 2 weeks ago

The Skull Fucking Bill
hilarious

From: wam09

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Added: 2 weeks ago

America Dodges Another Hurricane Close Call
Thank God there's that huge land mass to the south LoL

From: HandCannon

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Bring Your Daughter to War Day
Brought to you by the Onion News Network.

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Added: 3 weeks ago

Tom Bradys Fantasy Office Team in Trouble Due to Injury
Tragedy struck DigitialSystemFan23 team owner Tom Brady today as his best fantasy league Software En...

From: coreybuzz9

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Added: 4 weeks ago

The Onion Are Beijing Olympics a trap?
A great skit from the Onion.

From: sparks158

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Added: 4 weeks ago

Obama potrayed as snob a step forward
Barack Obama being snob is step forward for Blacks

From: HonkeySlapper

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Added: 5 weeks ago

8 pound man removed from womans vagina!
this is just disturbing. how do these things happen?

From: mbird22

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Added: 5 weeks ago

photoshop contest 34
Cock Puncher, coming to a dojo near you!

From: SmoothKnight

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Added: 5 weeks ago

The Bill We Should All Be Scared of
Classified

From: McJugga

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Added: 5 weeks ago

McCain Denies Secret Service
McCain plans on cutting 15 million but not using Secret Service.

From: mynameisnobody

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Added: 5 weeks ago

Sheep goat
Science is limitless!

From: __

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Added: 5 weeks ago

Ninja Parade
Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city's annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for t...

From: McJugga

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Added: 5 weeks ago

onion ring says stop eating
its trying to save you

From: wam09

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Added: 6 weeks ago

Hurricane slowed down by big land mass
Fortunately the hurricane missed Texas and hit this big land mass over here.

From: __

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Added: 7 weeks ago

The Gap has a new clothing line
For kids by kids!

From: __

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Added: 8 weeks ago

Can you power your iPod with an onion?
well, can you?

From: ShinigamiEdo

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Added: 8 weeks ago

Highschool Drinking vs. College
teenagers are unprepared for college drinking

From: feroc1ty

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Added: 9 weeks ago

How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
this could be helpful

From: feroc1ty

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Added: 9 weeks ago

Onion TV on Chinese fever
Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever

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Added: 9 weeks ago

Guinness World Records - Fastest Time To Eat A Raw Onion
Englishman Brian Duffield ate an entire raw onion in 1 minute 29 seconds on the set of 'Lo Show Dei ...

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Added: 10 weeks ago