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- Gun Stores Sponser Blowout Sale For The Mentally Unstable
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- New Government Plans for Schizophrenics
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- Reporting the latest technology that's important to us.
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- The Man Inside Nicholas Cage Interviewed
- I love The Onion
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- KarmaloopTV proudly introduces Girlhattan
- Girlhattan is the story of Rachel and Joanna, two wildly self-confident girls from Orlando who move to New York to work in PR and run this town....
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- While governor of Massachusetts Romney had the audacity to believe gays were people too! Good thing he has since rescinded that belief.
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- frankie1984 11/22/2011
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- The most realistic simulation yet.
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- In The Know panelists discuss whether seeing images of dead babies and bludgeoned prostitutes in our sleep is desensitizing Americans to violence.
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- Americans say attending a 911 vigil or observing a moment of silence to only then come home to jerk off is disrespectful and wrong.
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- hallucex yields tremendous results in curbing appetite by tricking patients into thinking their food has turned into a horrifying, bloodthirsty demon.
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- China Celebrates Status As Number One Polluter
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- Police invaded notorious meth dealer Daryl Krogen's home, seizing dozens of bicycle parts and more than ten dollars worth of stolen paint.
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